There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide.
There are some insane games today, so let the Elite 8 voting begin. Vote on who you think is the bigger douchebag. Voting ends Monday March 30th at 12:00 noon eastern time.
(1) Chris Brown
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Ryan Seacrest; Round 2: Defeated Sean Penn; Sweet 16: Defeated Kanye West
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
Chris is a #1 seed for one very obvious reason: His music sucks. Oh, and he hits women.
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(3) Octo-Mom
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Dane Cook; Round 2: Defeated Perez Hilton; Sweet 16: Defeated P Diddy
What Makes Her A Douchebag:
Being a poor, uneducated weirdo living out some insane celebutard fantasy doesn't make you a douchebag. Taking 14 kids down with you, on the other hand, does.
(Note: Poll results are slightly delayed)
(1) Rush Limbaugh
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Arianna Huffington; Round 2: Sarah Palin; Sweet 16: Defeated Ann Coulter
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
There's nothing more annoying than getting a lecture on morality and conservatism by a drug addict who can't stop shoving ho-hos into his big, fat face.
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(14) Al Sharpton
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Joe The Plumber; Round 2: Defeated Jesse Jackson; Sweet 16: Defeated Glenn Beck
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
If the entire African-American population of the U.S. was a shark, Al Sharpton would be its Lamprey, the tiny, parasitic fish that follows it around, constantly eating all the garbage off of it. We’re sure Sharpton had good intentions in the beginning, but at this point he’s an opportunist. Some people would even go so far as to say that if African-Americans had no problems, then Al Sharpton would be out of business, and therefore he’s turned to making little issues into big ones so that he won’t seem expendible. Some people say that, but not us. We just say he’s a douchebag.
Aside from being a complete and total asshole to anyone and everyone who came near him, he (allegedly) lied about taking steroids, even though his body and head grew to sizes normally reserved for a Lord Of The Rings film. And after several perjury hearings and investigations, he let his friend go to jail for him. Any time you let someone face the possibility of daily ass rapings, you’re a douche.
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(8) Terrell Owens
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Duke University; Round 2: Defeated Alex Rodriguez; Sweet 16: Defeated PacMan Jones
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
You know why T.O. is a douchebag. But if you don't: he's a me-first prima donna who is such a clubhouse cancer that he's actually playing in Buffalo now.
(Note: Poll results are slightly delayed)
(1) Bernie Madoff
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Richard Branson; Round 2: Defeated The Big Three Automaker CEOs; Sweet 16: Defeated Donald Trump
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
A favorite to win this whole tournament, Bernie schemed his way to victory over Richard Branson int he first round. You already know why Bernie is a number one seed. But why not check out Bernie Madoff's prison Twitter page.
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(2) AIG
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Steve Ballmer; Round 2: Defeated Henry Paulson; Sweet 16: Defeated Joe Francis
What Makes It A Douchebag:
After receiving it’s first $70 billion in bailout money, AIG executives spent $500,000 to take a luxury Santa Barbara vacation. And last week it was revealed that after taking more than $170 billion in taxpayer money AIG paid out $165 million in bonuses to the very people who gambled the entire company away. Hey AIG, suck my balls.
The Sherpton vs. Limbaugh matchup is the douchetastic deluxe. It's the veritable double waffle egg bacon and cheese with a quad whopper chaser of douchebaggery. Sir Stanley's Cup o' douche. No losers in that matchup.
Octomom could win on a technicality alone: she's the only one out of the Elite 8 to have a cooch that can easily accomodate a whole shopping cart full of douche.
Master's degree or not she's still a nutjob who is reproducing exponentially. That right there is reason enough for her to win this.
Octomom or Sharpton. The others don't compare. Rush L. can be called a lot of things (cunt, asshole, etc.) but I never picked up much douche. And I should know. I practically bathe in vinegar.
Are you kidding Me? Sharpton is irrelevant and no one pays any attention to him. Instead you have Rush Limbaugh spouting LIES and made his fame by being a fat loud mouth who rarely understands any thing he is talking about. The guy has the brain of a fucking pea and is the true definition of DOUCHE!
Come on people...let's take the racism out of the vote and realize that Rush is the real douche!
That is exactly why Sharpton is a huge douche, he is irrelevent, no one pays attention to him, yet he continues to blab on and on thinking that he is the ultimate authority on race and everyone should stop what they are doing and listen to every ridiculous and douchy thing that comes out of his fat douchy mouth.
An independent company that fact checks his show say that he is right over 98.something percent of the time...so you probably should check your facts dick
I like how you just call it bullshit without checking anything out for yourself... i wonder if this is how you make all the decisions in your life. If so you are fairly pathetic.
Claimed Bill Clinton funded Swiftboat Veterans campaign...Claims AIDS hasn't spread to heterosexual community...said no one ever claimed link between 9/11 and Iraq...to this day states that the poorest Americans are better off than middle-class Europeans...claimed there's no science indicating nicotine is addictive (WTF?)...claimed condoms fail at 20%...just off the top of my head, and I rarely listen to him.
1. nope
2. no
3. yes, he did say that shit. lol
4. yes
5. not quite, but way to read radical websites for your data
6. and no
So this was shit you read about rush "just off the top of your head". I'm going to guess that by "rarely listen to him" you really mean that you don't and have never listened to him.
Like his politics or not, his show is funny. I love/hate him. Cant deny he puts on a good show. Sames true of John Stewart.
Yeah man, and when Media Matters does a fact check analysis for MoveOn.org, I totally take that as the absolute truth.
A conservative think-tank bankrolled by Republican extremists parading around as an "independent company" hardly qualifies as a trustworthy source to be fact checking Rush, me thinks.
its not about racism, its about the fact that hes a fucking lunatic, spreading utter lies and irrational thoughts to the dumbshits who do listen to him
Actually Rush is quite intelligent you would know that if you actually listened to the man instead of believing everything Keith "i fantasize about having sex with Chris matthews and Obama in a threeway" Olbermann. Go pretend thats news you dumbass.
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March 28th, 2009 at 09:27 am
Octomom has beaten Dane Cook, Perez Hilton, P. Diddy, and is currently beating Chris Brown. That's a LOT of douche to contend with.
March 28th, 2009 at 09:39 am
The Sherpton vs. Limbaugh matchup is the douchetastic deluxe. It's the veritable double waffle egg bacon and cheese with a quad whopper chaser of douchebaggery. Sir Stanley's Cup o' douche. No losers in that matchup.
March 28th, 2009 at 09:45 am
Ummm... Octo-Mom was just about finished a master's degree before she shat out those kids.
March 28th, 2009 at 09:56 am
Octomom could win on a technicality alone: she's the only one out of the Elite 8 to have a cooch that can easily accomodate a whole shopping cart full of douche.
Master's degree or not she's still a nutjob who is reproducing exponentially. That right there is reason enough for her to win this.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Of the final eight participants, only one would qualify as a true douche as I would define it.
1. Chris Brown....more of an asshole than a douche.
2. Octomom.....more of a fucking whackjob than a douche.
3. Rush Limbaugh.....not a douche at all.
4. Bernie Madoff......an evil cocksucker who borders on douchiness.
5. AIG......Just a bunch of dumbfucks who have no concept of how to run a company.
6. Barry Bonds....an arrogant, cheating dickbag, but not really a douche.
7. Terrell Owens.....a loudmouth, troublemaking asswipe.
8. Al Sharpton.....a Grade A, world class douche in every sense of the word.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I think your the biggest douchebag on here
March 28th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Great retort, Steve. You really put me in my place with that one. Your wit amazes me.
March 28th, 2009 at 02:19 pm
your mom needs a giant douche
August 25th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Louie is right.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Steve, just because you walked in on someone boning your mom on your bed doesn't mean the're a douche, it just means your mom is slutty as hell.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Agreed, Sharpton better win, this guy is just about as big a douche as nature allows.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Anyone who thinks Rush Limbaugh is not a douche at all doesn't need a brilliant retort to be discredited. What a dumbass
March 28th, 2009 at 01:09 pm
people who split hairs over the definition of the word douchebag = douchbags
March 28th, 2009 at 03:22 pm
Louie hates black people. FYI.
March 28th, 2009 at 07:42 pm
What's up with all the anonymous hate for Louie? Are you Louie's arch nemesis? I'm sure he loves some black poon like we all do.
March 29th, 2009 at 03:59 am
You were probably wearing a hood when you typed that yourself.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Louie are you Rush's dealer or why the man crush? How does his spunk taste?
March 28th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Octomom or Sharpton. The others don't compare. Rush L. can be called a lot of things (cunt, asshole, etc.) but I never picked up much douche. And I should know. I practically bathe in vinegar.
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March 28th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Chris Brown should kick OctoMom in the uterus so the world can be spared from any more of her offspring
March 28th, 2009 at 08:17 pm
Carefull! If you kick OctoMom in the Uterus, she might drop a couple more kids.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
OctoMom can probably suck a mean dick with those lips...she should probably stick to that.
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March 28th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
This is more douche than a life time supply of summer's eve
March 28th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
No Lars Ulrich?
March 28th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
THE VOTE BOT DOUCHE NOZZLE IS BACK TO HIS OLD TRICKS. SHARPTON VS LIMBAUGH SHOULD BE THROWN OUT TO PUNISH SAID DOUCHE NOZZLE!
March 28th, 2009 at 01:52 pm
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
March 28th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
Just goes to show you how immense a douche Al Sharpton is.
March 28th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
Have you stopped to think that maybe that is exactly what said douche was trying to accomplish?
March 28th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
before we total persecute everyone at AIG pleas read the story at this link.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/opinion/25desantis.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss
I to hate them but have changed my view on at least a few of them.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:02 am
People should read the story at the link above from will.
The article makes a very valid point.
March 28th, 2009 at 02:42 pm
revote for shamwow guy http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/
March 28th, 2009 at 03:05 pm
Right on! Justice is being served, the douche-king Al Sharpton is finally being recognized for the douche he is.
March 28th, 2009 at 03:07 pm
Are you kidding Me? Sharpton is irrelevant and no one pays any attention to him. Instead you have Rush Limbaugh spouting LIES and made his fame by being a fat loud mouth who rarely understands any thing he is talking about. The guy has the brain of a fucking pea and is the true definition of DOUCHE!
Come on people...let's take the racism out of the vote and realize that Rush is the real douche!
March 28th, 2009 at 03:38 pm
We would like to take racism out of everything, but Reverend Douche Sharpton keeps bringing it up.
March 28th, 2009 at 04:22 pm
Yeah maybe you should take politics out of the picture, sharpton is more of douche. You liberal dick.
March 28th, 2009 at 04:23 pm
And yes I know it politics division..
March 28th, 2009 at 04:27 pm
LOL dumbass.
March 28th, 2009 at 06:34 pm
That is exactly why Sharpton is a huge douche, he is irrelevent, no one pays attention to him, yet he continues to blab on and on thinking that he is the ultimate authority on race and everyone should stop what they are doing and listen to every ridiculous and douchy thing that comes out of his fat douchy mouth.
March 28th, 2009 at 06:41 pm
An independent company that fact checks his show say that he is right over 98.something percent of the time...so you probably should check your facts dick
March 28th, 2009 at 08:25 pm
Ditto.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
bullshit. pure and simple. bullshit
March 29th, 2009 at 12:32 am
I like how you just call it bullshit without checking anything out for yourself... i wonder if this is how you make all the decisions in your life. If so you are fairly pathetic.
March 29th, 2009 at 03:57 am
I like how no one has posted the source for this independent fact checker's proof.
March 30th, 2009 at 01:45 am
I like that too. I also like how no one has posted any of these "lies" rush has spoken.
March 30th, 2009 at 06:42 am
Claimed Bill Clinton funded Swiftboat Veterans campaign...Claims AIDS hasn't spread to heterosexual community...said no one ever claimed link between 9/11 and Iraq...to this day states that the poorest Americans are better off than middle-class Europeans...claimed there's no science indicating nicotine is addictive (WTF?)...claimed condoms fail at 20%...just off the top of my head, and I rarely listen to him.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:56 am
1. nope
2. no
3. yes, he did say that shit. lol
4. yes
5. not quite, but way to read radical websites for your data
6. and no
So this was shit you read about rush "just off the top of your head". I'm going to guess that by "rarely listen to him" you really mean that you don't and have never listened to him.
Like his politics or not, his show is funny. I love/hate him. Cant deny he puts on a good show. Sames true of John Stewart.
March 30th, 2009 at 06:35 am
Yeah man, and when Media Matters does a fact check analysis for MoveOn.org, I totally take that as the absolute truth.
A conservative think-tank bankrolled by Republican extremists parading around as an "independent company" hardly qualifies as a trustworthy source to be fact checking Rush, me thinks.
March 28th, 2009 at 08:02 pm
its not about racism, its about the fact that hes a fucking lunatic, spreading utter lies and irrational thoughts to the dumbshits who do listen to him
March 28th, 2009 at 08:03 pm
^^^ I'm talking about Sharpton by the way. Rush knows his shit
March 29th, 2009 at 03:34 am
That statement can apply to either one of them,
March 29th, 2009 at 04:00 pm
Actually Rush is quite intelligent you would know that if you actually listened to the man instead of believing everything Keith "i fantasize about having sex with Chris matthews and Obama in a threeway" Olbermann. Go pretend thats news you dumbass.
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