There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide.
There are some insane games today, so let the Elite 8 voting begin. Vote on who you think is the bigger douchebag. Voting ends Monday March 30th at 12:00 noon eastern time.
(1) Chris Brown
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Ryan Seacrest; Round 2: Defeated Sean Penn; Sweet 16: Defeated Kanye West
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
Chris is a #1 seed for one very obvious reason: His music sucks. Oh, and he hits women.
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(3) Octo-Mom
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Dane Cook; Round 2: Defeated Perez Hilton; Sweet 16: Defeated P Diddy
What Makes Her A Douchebag:
Being a poor, uneducated weirdo living out some insane celebutard fantasy doesn’t make you a douchebag. Taking 14 kids down with you, on the other hand, does.
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(1) Rush Limbaugh
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Arianna Huffington; Round 2: Sarah Palin; Sweet 16: Defeated Ann Coulter
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
There’s nothing more annoying than getting a lecture on morality and conservatism by a drug addict who can’t stop shoving ho-hos into his big, fat face.
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(14) Al Sharpton
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Joe The Plumber; Round 2: Defeated Jesse Jackson; Sweet 16: Defeated Glenn Beck
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
If the entire African-American population of the U.S. was a shark, Al Sharpton would be its Lamprey, the tiny, parasitic fish that follows it around, constantly eating all the garbage off of it. We’re sure Sharpton had good intentions in the beginning, but at this point he’s an opportunist. Some people would even go so far as to say that if African-Americans had no problems, then Al Sharpton would be out of business, and therefore he’s turned to making little issues into big ones so that he won’t seem expendible. Some people say that, but not us. We just say he’s a douchebag.
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(2) Barry Bonds
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated David Beckham; Round 2: Defeated Curt Schilling; Sweet 16: Defeated Kobe Bryant
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
Aside from being a complete and total asshole to anyone and everyone who came near him, he (allegedly) lied about taking steroids, even though his body and head grew to sizes normally reserved for a Lord Of The Rings film. And after several perjury hearings and investigations, he let his friend go to jail for him. Any time you let someone face the possibility of daily ass rapings, you’re a douche.
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(8) Terrell Owens
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Duke University; Round 2: Defeated Alex Rodriguez; Sweet 16: Defeated PacMan Jones
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
You know why T.O. is a douchebag. But if you don’t: he’s a me-first prima donna who is such a clubhouse cancer that he’s actually playing in Buffalo now.
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(1) Bernie Madoff
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Richard Branson; Round 2: Defeated The Big Three Automaker CEOs; Sweet 16: Defeated Donald Trump
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
A favorite to win this whole tournament, Bernie schemed his way to victory over Richard Branson int he first round. You already know why Bernie is a number one seed. But why not check out
Bernie Madoff’s prison Twitter page.
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(2) AIG
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Steve Ballmer; Round 2: Defeated Henry Paulson; Sweet 16: Defeated Joe Francis
What Makes It A Douchebag:
After receiving it’s first $70 billion in bailout money, AIG executives spent $500,000 to take a luxury Santa Barbara vacation. And last week it was revealed that after taking more than $170 billion in taxpayer money AIG paid out $165 million in bonuses to the very people who gambled the entire company away. Hey AIG, suck my balls.
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How the fuck did sharpton go from winning by 15% late last night to getting blown out early this morning?
hey roneka
your a stupid bitch for defending that shitty singer or whatever the hell he is
FUCK BHRIS BROWn
Claimed Bill Clinton funded Swiftboat Veterans campaign…Claims AIDS hasn’t spread to heterosexual community…said no one ever claimed link between 9/11 and Iraq…to this day states that the poorest Americans are better off than middle-class Europeans…claimed there’s no science indicating nicotine is addictive (WTF?)…claimed condoms fail at 20%…just off the top of my head, and I rarely listen to him.
I like how no one has posted the source for this independent fact checker’s proof.
What do you want to bet Louie drives a truck and spends about 15 dollars a weak on Skoal? Rush is totally NOT a douche and Al Sharpton is, right guys?!?
White trash.
bravo
I like that too. I also like how no one has posted any of these “lies” rush has spoken.
No Lars Ulrich?
lol @ all the people defending chris brown…
you should be up there with the other douches ^^
Yeah but more people are exposed to Chris Brown and therefor influenced by him. He has a zillion fans. Meanwhile, a dingle mother is really not news, or anybody’s business.
I can not believe Barry Bonds is being voted on more than Terrell Owens…so Bonds took steroids, tell me another MLB player that hasn’t done that? Big whoop…at least he didn’t fuck over every teammate he’s ever had…at least he didn’t act like a douche every day of his life…I’ll admit I hate Barry Bonds, because he’s a dick. Not a Douche…If this was a contest on who is the biggest asshole, Barry would win…
leave chris alone ass hoesz dum balllsz of shit
_sammie_
O’reiley was in this
revote for shamwow guy http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/
Rush Limbaugh is the biggest douchebag. He’ll at least make the championship round, if not win it all.
HOW IS OCTO-MOM BEATING CHRIS BROWN?!
That statement can apply to either one of them,
women’s suffrage was not about the ability to be beaten like men, or to have penises for that matter.
I think they were just shooting for the right to vote as a starter. later when they develop more rigid frames, maybe we can discuss the beating part.
It might turn out that Rhianna (sp?) is a bigger douche than Chris Brown if she goes back to him.
like likes like.
I’m no liberal, I’ve never voted dem in my life. But if you don’t think EVERYONE on this list is a douche, you’re a ___’n idiot. And that definitely includes Rush.
I don’t understand why Bill O’Reilly wasn’t included in this. He easily out-douches Rush.
The definition of a political douchebag are people who rack up trillion dollar deficits when they promised to cut it in half. Douchebags sell missile secrets to the chinese. They rename the war on terror some bullshit political name,. They bitch about 165 million in bonus money, while spending billions in failing companies. They are democrats.
That is exactly why Sharpton is a huge douche, he is irrelevent, no one pays attention to him, yet he continues to blab on and on thinking that he is the ultimate authority on race and everyone should stop what they are doing and listen to every ridiculous and douchy thing that comes out of his fat douchy mouth.
Lulz, yes. I’m sure he has a camera at home filled with pictures of him showing teh goatse as well.
Aww Octo-mom actually looks kind of friendly in that picture.
Acutually, Word(Yet another douchey liberal’s name), I am a Regional Sales Representative for a pharmaceutical company. How typical of a liberal douche to spew forth douchey statements without any basis of facts. You big fucking douche.
We would like to take racism out of everything, but Reverend Douche Sharpton keeps bringing it up.
How the fuck is Al Sharpton losing? Hes king of the fuckin douchebags
Yeah maybe you should take politics out of the picture, sharpton is more of douche. You liberal dick.
And yes I know it politics division..
HOW THE FUCK IS OCTOMOM IN THE LEAD?!?!??!??!?! I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HER BEFORE THIS!!!!!!??!!!
Actually Rush is quite intelligent you would know that if you actually listened to the man instead of believing everything Keith “i fantasize about having sex with Chris matthews and Obama in a threeway” Olbermann. Go pretend thats news you dumbass.
Right on! Justice is being served, the douche-king Al Sharpton is finally being recognized for the douche he is.
ummm…chris brown has very good music and he do not hit on women but one ppl make mistakes sometimes and he apolygize to rihanna for dat mistake he made so plez dnt gain up on chris brown for dat BCUZ HE is my hubby i really love him and chris i wernt happy wen u hit her but i hope u made a BIG…..mistake…chris i will always love you no matter wat happens…ur numba one fan..
-RONEKA-
THE VOTE BOT DOUCHE NOZZLE IS BACK TO HIS OLD TRICKS. SHARPTON VS LIMBAUGH SHOULD BE THROWN OUT TO PUNISH SAID DOUCHE NOZZLE!
Voting ends tomorrow, Sunday March 29th at 12:00 noon eastern time? Then why am I still voting?
bullshit. pure and simple. bullshit
Just goes to show you how immense a douche Al Sharpton is.
No one wants to know what you’re thinking while you’re beating off to the sound of your mom boning the hell out of some random guy she picked up at the local 7-11.
What do you want to bet you are just a liberal pussy that doesn’t listen to Rush and just thinks that what Olbermann tells you while your blowing him is the truth?
rush beat orielly
Yup, that’s right. Anyone that hates Rush and what he stands for is a liberal pussy. Typical far-right, “with us or against us” faggotry.
its not about racism, its about the fact that hes a fucking lunatic, spreading utter lies and irrational thoughts to the dumbshits who do listen to him
^^^ I’m talking about Sharpton by the way. Rush knows his shit
please stop using “allegedly” in reference to Barry Bond’s steroid usage, we all know he used them more than any player in baseball
despite that the media is trying to make A-Rod look like the biggest user of all-time
It’s payback for him beating the shit out of Reanna or however the hell you spell her name…
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
I think we’ve all forgotten just what a douchebag the Shamwow guy is. The fake tan, spiked hair, Jersey accent, and now he’s beating hookers. Granted, Al Sharpton is a giant douche, but Shamwow guy is the definition of douchebag.
No he didn’t, we all know Mark “Big Mac” McGwire hold the record for most P.E.D.’s used in Baseball.
LOL dumbass.
An independent company that fact checks his show say that he is right over 98.something percent of the time…so you probably should check your facts dick
Are you kidding Me? Sharpton is irrelevant and no one pays any attention to him. Instead you have Rush Limbaugh spouting LIES and made his fame by being a fat loud mouth who rarely understands any thing he is talking about. The guy has the brain of a fucking pea and is the true definition of DOUCHE!
Come on people…let’s take the racism out of the vote and realize that Rush is the real douche!
Agreed i hate that guy ….just how he looks makes me want to punch him in the back of the head
To make the Shamwow guy (Vince) an even bigger douche, he beat up a hooker, after paying her for sex… Read it on The Smoking Gun, so its got to be true! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
I like how you just call it bullshit without checking anything out for yourself… i wonder if this is how you make all the decisions in your life. If so you are fairly pathetic.
Yeah man, and when Media Matters does a fact check analysis for MoveOn.org, I totally take that as the absolute truth.
A conservative think-tank bankrolled by Republican extremists parading around as an “independent company” hardly qualifies as a trustworthy source to be fact checking Rush, me thinks.
Ditto.
Well, anyone that saw him play during October could tell you that, apparently ‘roids don’t work once October rolls around.
“Doesn’t Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that like to lie in a tub while other guys pee on him?”
No Shit man stick ur head out of that cave every now and then
I’m telling you Octomom and Bernie Madoff in the finals. It’s gonna b a toss up. Octomom fucked off her kids lives and bernie madoff fucked off older peoples lives. Either one.
hahahahaha i hate that guy!!
fcuk shamwow
Easy: he’s sort of f-ing up one life, she’s totally f-ing up 14.
Never heard of her before this? Maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
wtf are you talking about? women want to be treated equal, so if that bitch runs her mouth she deserves to be hit. either you allow women to be beaten like equals or stop the suffrage of women and put them back in the kitchen.
1. nope
2. no
3. yes, he did say that shit. lol
4. yes
5. not quite, but way to read radical websites for your data
6. and no
So this was shit you read about rush “just off the top of your head”. I’m going to guess that by “rarely listen to him” you really mean that you don’t and have never listened to him.
Like his politics or not, his show is funny. I love/hate him. Cant deny he puts on a good show. Sames true of John Stewart.
I don’t know how this is even a question. Yea, Chris Brown is a big arrogant douche: hitting a girl, and shes your girlfriend, and your both famous. That earns this douchenik an 8 out of 10 on the douchometer. But truthfully, Rihanna’s bruises will heal and their fucked up celebrity lives will continue.
But OctoMom, really? This woman is trying to raise 14 kids as a single mother, while relying on others to raise them, while sapping money from the government, while trying make herself a celebrity for being stupid. This possibly insane person believes she will be able to “provide” for them all when she finishes school, so toss aside the time until that point when she is going to classes and not earning money and piling up more debt and not around for the children. But really, not getting a father figure and extra income seems like a swell idea. This family has been fucked since ’98. OctoDouche clearly outweighs this matchup.
Have you stopped to think that maybe that is exactly what said douche was trying to accomplish?
before we total persecute everyone at AIG pleas read the story at this link.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/opinion/25desantis.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss
I to hate them but have changed my view on at least a few of them.
AMEN!!! Hitler also made a speech saying if you were not with him then you were against him. Then he tore apart the Communist Party in Germany. Funny How GWB, Cheney, Rush, Hannity, Beck, and friends say we are a fascist country now, but it was their GOP buddies in 2002 who were making fascist statements.
And I am neither Republican or Democrat. I think for myself, thank-you-very-much!!!
Wow! You are clearly one of his sheep being lead to the slaughter. Rush is the same man who accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his shaking from Parkinson’s disease.
If he is smart, he does a wonderful job of hiding it from his audience. If he is so brilliant and wonderful then why doesn’t he run for office and make an effort to make change.
People should read the story at the link above from will.
The article makes a very valid point.
Of the final eight participants, only one would qualify as a true douche as I would define it.
1. Chris Brown….more of an asshole than a douche.
2. Octomom…..more of a fucking whackjob than a douche.
3. Rush Limbaugh…..not a douche at all.
4. Bernie Madoff……an evil cocksucker who borders on douchiness.
5. AIG……Just a bunch of dumbfucks who have no concept of how to run a company.
6. Barry Bonds….an arrogant, cheating dickbag, but not really a douche.
7. Terrell Owens…..a loudmouth, troublemaking asswipe.
8. Al Sharpton…..a Grade A, world class douche in every sense of the word.
Agreed, Sharpton better win, this guy is just about as big a douche as nature allows.
people who split hairs over the definition of the word douchebag = douchbags
Anyone who thinks Rush Limbaugh is not a douche at all doesn’t need a brilliant retort to be discredited. What a dumbass
Louie hates black people. FYI.
I think your the biggest douchebag on here
Louie are you Rush’s dealer or why the man crush? How does his spunk taste?
The Sherpton vs. Limbaugh matchup is the douchetastic deluxe. It’s the veritable double waffle egg bacon and cheese with a quad whopper chaser of douchebaggery. Sir Stanley’s Cup o’ douche. No losers in that matchup.
Chris Brown should kick OctoMom in the uterus so the world can be spared from any more of her offspring
Carefull! If you kick OctoMom in the Uterus, she might drop a couple more kids.
Great retort, Steve. You really put me in my place with that one. Your wit amazes me.
Steve, just because you walked in on someone boning your mom on your bed doesn’t mean the’re a douche, it just means your mom is slutty as hell.
your mom needs a giant douche
Louie is right.
OctoMom can probably suck a mean dick with those lips…she should probably stick to that.
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Octomom has beaten Dane Cook, Perez Hilton, P. Diddy, and is currently beating Chris Brown. That’s a LOT of douche to contend with.
You were probably wearing a hood when you typed that yourself.
What’s up with all the anonymous hate for Louie? Are you Louie’s arch nemesis? I’m sure he loves some black poon like we all do.
This is more douche than a life time supply of summer’s eve
Octomom or Sharpton. The others don’t compare. Rush L. can be called a lot of things (cunt, asshole, etc.) but I never picked up much douche. And I should know. I practically bathe in vinegar.
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Octomom could win on a technicality alone: she’s the only one out of the Elite 8 to have a cooch that can easily accomodate a whole shopping cart full of douche.
Master’s degree or not she’s still a nutjob who is reproducing exponentially. That right there is reason enough for her to win this.
Ummm… Octo-Mom was just about finished a master’s degree before she shat out those kids.