There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide.
There are some insane games today, so let the Elite 8 voting begin. Vote on who you think is the bigger douchebag. Voting ends Monday March 30th at 12:00 noon eastern time.
(1) Chris Brown
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Ryan Seacrest; Round 2: Defeated Sean Penn; Sweet 16: Defeated Kanye West
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
Chris is a #1 seed for one very obvious reason: His music sucks. Oh, and he hits women.
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(3) Octo-Mom
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Dane Cook; Round 2: Defeated Perez Hilton; Sweet 16: Defeated P Diddy
What Makes Her A Douchebag:
Being a poor, uneducated weirdo living out some insane celebutard fantasy doesn't make you a douchebag. Taking 14 kids down with you, on the other hand, does.
(Note: Poll results are slightly delayed)
(1) Rush Limbaugh
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Arianna Huffington; Round 2: Sarah Palin; Sweet 16: Defeated Ann Coulter
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
There's nothing more annoying than getting a lecture on morality and conservatism by a drug addict who can't stop shoving ho-hos into his big, fat face.
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(14) Al Sharpton
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Joe The Plumber; Round 2: Defeated Jesse Jackson; Sweet 16: Defeated Glenn Beck
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
If the entire African-American population of the U.S. was a shark, Al Sharpton would be its Lamprey, the tiny, parasitic fish that follows it around, constantly eating all the garbage off of it. We’re sure Sharpton had good intentions in the beginning, but at this point he’s an opportunist. Some people would even go so far as to say that if African-Americans had no problems, then Al Sharpton would be out of business, and therefore he’s turned to making little issues into big ones so that he won’t seem expendible. Some people say that, but not us. We just say he’s a douchebag.
Aside from being a complete and total asshole to anyone and everyone who came near him, he (allegedly) lied about taking steroids, even though his body and head grew to sizes normally reserved for a Lord Of The Rings film. And after several perjury hearings and investigations, he let his friend go to jail for him. Any time you let someone face the possibility of daily ass rapings, you’re a douche.
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(8) Terrell Owens
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Duke University; Round 2: Defeated Alex Rodriguez; Sweet 16: Defeated PacMan Jones
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
You know why T.O. is a douchebag. But if you don't: he's a me-first prima donna who is such a clubhouse cancer that he's actually playing in Buffalo now.
(Note: Poll results are slightly delayed)
(1) Bernie Madoff
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Richard Branson; Round 2: Defeated The Big Three Automaker CEOs; Sweet 16: Defeated Donald Trump
What Makes Him A Douchebag:
A favorite to win this whole tournament, Bernie schemed his way to victory over Richard Branson int he first round. You already know why Bernie is a number one seed. But why not check out Bernie Madoff's prison Twitter page.
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(2) AIG
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Steve Ballmer; Round 2: Defeated Henry Paulson; Sweet 16: Defeated Joe Francis
What Makes It A Douchebag:
After receiving it’s first $70 billion in bailout money, AIG executives spent $500,000 to take a luxury Santa Barbara vacation. And last week it was revealed that after taking more than $170 billion in taxpayer money AIG paid out $165 million in bonuses to the very people who gambled the entire company away. Hey AIG, suck my balls.
Wow! You are clearly one of his sheep being lead to the slaughter. Rush is the same man who accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his shaking from Parkinson's disease.
If he is smart, he does a wonderful job of hiding it from his audience. If he is so brilliant and wonderful then why doesn't he run for office and make an effort to make change.
What do you want to bet Louie drives a truck and spends about 15 dollars a weak on Skoal? Rush is totally NOT a douche and Al Sharpton is, right guys?!?
No one wants to know what you're thinking while you're beating off to the sound of your mom boning the hell out of some random guy she picked up at the local 7-11.
What do you want to bet you are just a liberal pussy that doesn't listen to Rush and just thinks that what Olbermann tells you while your blowing him is the truth?
AMEN!!! Hitler also made a speech saying if you were not with him then you were against him. Then he tore apart the Communist Party in Germany. Funny How GWB, Cheney, Rush, Hannity, Beck, and friends say we are a fascist country now, but it was their GOP buddies in 2002 who were making fascist statements.
And I am neither Republican or Democrat. I think for myself, thank-you-very-much!!!
Acutually, Word(Yet another douchey liberal's name), I am a Regional Sales Representative for a pharmaceutical company. How typical of a liberal douche to spew forth douchey statements without any basis of facts. You big fucking douche.
I'm no liberal, I've never voted dem in my life. But if you don't think EVERYONE on this list is a douche, you're a ___'n idiot. And that definitely includes Rush.
Yeah but more people are exposed to Chris Brown and therefor influenced by him. He has a zillion fans. Meanwhile, a dingle mother is really not news, or anybody's business.
I think we've all forgotten just what a douchebag the Shamwow guy is. The fake tan, spiked hair, Jersey accent, and now he's beating hookers. Granted, Al Sharpton is a giant douche, but Shamwow guy is the definition of douchebag.
To make the Shamwow guy (Vince) an even bigger douche, he beat up a hooker, after paying her for sex... Read it on The Smoking Gun, so its got to be true! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
I don't know how this is even a question. Yea, Chris Brown is a big arrogant douche: hitting a girl, and shes your girlfriend, and your both famous. That earns this douchenik an 8 out of 10 on the douchometer. But truthfully, Rihanna's bruises will heal and their fucked up celebrity lives will continue.
But OctoMom, really? This woman is trying to raise 14 kids as a single mother, while relying on others to raise them, while sapping money from the government, while trying make herself a celebrity for being stupid. This possibly insane person believes she will be able to "provide" for them all when she finishes school, so toss aside the time until that point when she is going to classes and not earning money and piling up more debt and not around for the children. But really, not getting a father figure and extra income seems like a swell idea. This family has been fucked since '98. OctoDouche clearly outweighs this matchup.
wtf are you talking about? women want to be treated equal, so if that bitch runs her mouth she deserves to be hit. either you allow women to be beaten like equals or stop the suffrage of women and put them back in the kitchen.
I'm telling you Octomom and Bernie Madoff in the finals. It's gonna b a toss up. Octomom fucked off her kids lives and bernie madoff fucked off older peoples lives. Either one.
I can not believe Barry Bonds is being voted on more than Terrell Owens...so Bonds took steroids, tell me another MLB player that hasn't done that? Big whoop...at least he didn't fuck over every teammate he's ever had...at least he didn't act like a douche every day of his life...I'll admit I hate Barry Bonds, because he's a dick. Not a Douche...If this was a contest on who is the biggest asshole, Barry would win...
The definition of a political douchebag are people who rack up trillion dollar deficits when they promised to cut it in half. Douchebags sell missile secrets to the chinese. They rename the war on terror some bullshit political name,. They bitch about 165 million in bonus money, while spending billions in failing companies. They are democrats.
ummm...chris brown has very good music and he do not hit on women but one ppl make mistakes sometimes and he apolygize to rihanna for dat mistake he made so plez dnt gain up on chris brown for dat BCUZ HE is my hubby i really love him and chris i wernt happy wen u hit her but i hope u made a BIG.....mistake...chris i will always love you no matter wat happens...ur numba one fan..
-RONEKA-
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April 19th, 2009 at 05:15 am
Wow! You are clearly one of his sheep being lead to the slaughter. Rush is the same man who accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his shaking from Parkinson's disease.
If he is smart, he does a wonderful job of hiding it from his audience. If he is so brilliant and wonderful then why doesn't he run for office and make an effort to make change.
March 28th, 2009 at 08:04 pm
please stop using "allegedly" in reference to Barry Bond's steroid usage, we all know he used them more than any player in baseball
March 28th, 2009 at 08:09 pm
despite that the media is trying to make A-Rod look like the biggest user of all-time
March 28th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
Well, anyone that saw him play during October could tell you that, apparently 'roids don't work once October rolls around.
March 28th, 2009 at 08:23 pm
No he didn't, we all know Mark "Big Mac" McGwire hold the record for most P.E.D.'s used in Baseball.
March 28th, 2009 at 09:21 pm
I don't understand why Bill O'Reilly wasn't included in this. He easily out-douches Rush.
March 28th, 2009 at 09:25 pm
O'reiley was in this
March 29th, 2009 at 09:30 am
rush beat orielly
March 28th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
What do you want to bet Louie drives a truck and spends about 15 dollars a weak on Skoal? Rush is totally NOT a douche and Al Sharpton is, right guys?!?
White trash.
March 28th, 2009 at 09:43 pm
"Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that like to lie in a tub while other guys pee on him?"
March 28th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
No one wants to know what you're thinking while you're beating off to the sound of your mom boning the hell out of some random guy she picked up at the local 7-11.
March 30th, 2009 at 06:28 am
Lulz, yes. I'm sure he has a camera at home filled with pictures of him showing teh goatse as well.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
What do you want to bet you are just a liberal pussy that doesn't listen to Rush and just thinks that what Olbermann tells you while your blowing him is the truth?
March 30th, 2009 at 06:27 am
Yup, that's right. Anyone that hates Rush and what he stands for is a liberal pussy. Typical far-right, "with us or against us" faggotry.
April 19th, 2009 at 05:12 am
AMEN!!! Hitler also made a speech saying if you were not with him then you were against him. Then he tore apart the Communist Party in Germany. Funny How GWB, Cheney, Rush, Hannity, Beck, and friends say we are a fascist country now, but it was their GOP buddies in 2002 who were making fascist statements.
And I am neither Republican or Democrat. I think for myself, thank-you-very-much!!!
March 29th, 2009 at 06:49 am
Acutually, Word(Yet another douchey liberal's name), I am a Regional Sales Representative for a pharmaceutical company. How typical of a liberal douche to spew forth douchey statements without any basis of facts. You big fucking douche.
March 29th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
I'm no liberal, I've never voted dem in my life. But if you don't think EVERYONE on this list is a douche, you're a ___'n idiot. And that definitely includes Rush.
March 29th, 2009 at 01:48 am
HOW IS OCTO-MOM BEATING CHRIS BROWN?!
March 29th, 2009 at 02:51 am
It's payback for him beating the shit out of Reanna or however the hell you spell her name...
March 29th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Easy: he's sort of f-ing up one life, she's totally f-ing up 14.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Yeah but more people are exposed to Chris Brown and therefor influenced by him. He has a zillion fans. Meanwhile, a dingle mother is really not news, or anybody's business.
March 29th, 2009 at 04:01 am
I think we've all forgotten just what a douchebag the Shamwow guy is. The fake tan, spiked hair, Jersey accent, and now he's beating hookers. Granted, Al Sharpton is a giant douche, but Shamwow guy is the definition of douchebag.
March 29th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Agreed i hate that guy ....just how he looks makes me want to punch him in the back of the head
March 29th, 2009 at 03:06 pm
To make the Shamwow guy (Vince) an even bigger douche, he beat up a hooker, after paying her for sex... Read it on The Smoking Gun, so its got to be true! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
March 30th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
hahahahaha i hate that guy!!
fcuk shamwow
March 29th, 2009 at 06:24 am
How the fuck did sharpton go from winning by 15% late last night to getting blown out early this morning?
March 29th, 2009 at 09:26 am
HOW THE FUCK IS OCTOMOM IN THE LEAD?!?!??!??!?! I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HER BEFORE THIS!!!!!!??!!!
March 29th, 2009 at 01:00 pm
Never heard of her before this? Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
March 29th, 2009 at 04:11 pm
No Shit man stick ur head out of that cave every now and then
March 29th, 2009 at 06:46 pm
I don't know how this is even a question. Yea, Chris Brown is a big arrogant douche: hitting a girl, and shes your girlfriend, and your both famous. That earns this douchenik an 8 out of 10 on the douchometer. But truthfully, Rihanna's bruises will heal and their fucked up celebrity lives will continue.
But OctoMom, really? This woman is trying to raise 14 kids as a single mother, while relying on others to raise them, while sapping money from the government, while trying make herself a celebrity for being stupid. This possibly insane person believes she will be able to "provide" for them all when she finishes school, so toss aside the time until that point when she is going to classes and not earning money and piling up more debt and not around for the children. But really, not getting a father figure and extra income seems like a swell idea. This family has been fucked since '98. OctoDouche clearly outweighs this matchup.
March 29th, 2009 at 08:16 pm
wtf are you talking about? women want to be treated equal, so if that bitch runs her mouth she deserves to be hit. either you allow women to be beaten like equals or stop the suffrage of women and put them back in the kitchen.
March 30th, 2009 at 01:41 am
bravo
March 30th, 2009 at 09:08 am
women's suffrage was not about the ability to be beaten like men, or to have penises for that matter.
I think they were just shooting for the right to vote as a starter. later when they develop more rigid frames, maybe we can discuss the beating part.
March 29th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Voting ends tomorrow, Sunday March 29th at 12:00 noon eastern time? Then why am I still voting?
March 29th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
I'm telling you Octomom and Bernie Madoff in the finals. It's gonna b a toss up. Octomom fucked off her kids lives and bernie madoff fucked off older peoples lives. Either one.
March 29th, 2009 at 05:57 pm
Rush Limbaugh is the biggest douchebag. He'll at least make the championship round, if not win it all.
March 29th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Aww Octo-mom actually looks kind of friendly in that picture.
March 30th, 2009 at 06:48 am
I can not believe Barry Bonds is being voted on more than Terrell Owens...so Bonds took steroids, tell me another MLB player that hasn't done that? Big whoop...at least he didn't fuck over every teammate he's ever had...at least he didn't act like a douche every day of his life...I'll admit I hate Barry Bonds, because he's a dick. Not a Douche...If this was a contest on who is the biggest asshole, Barry would win...
March 30th, 2009 at 09:09 am
It might turn out that Rhianna (sp?) is a bigger douche than Chris Brown if she goes back to him.
like likes like.
March 30th, 2009 at 09:17 am
How the fuck is Al Sharpton losing? Hes king of the fuckin douchebags
March 30th, 2009 at 10:39 am
The definition of a political douchebag are people who rack up trillion dollar deficits when they promised to cut it in half. Douchebags sell missile secrets to the chinese. They rename the war on terror some bullshit political name,. They bitch about 165 million in bonus money, while spending billions in failing companies. They are democrats.
March 30th, 2009 at 05:56 pm
ummm...chris brown has very good music and he do not hit on women but one ppl make mistakes sometimes and he apolygize to rihanna for dat mistake he made so plez dnt gain up on chris brown for dat BCUZ HE is my hubby i really love him and chris i wernt happy wen u hit her but i hope u made a BIG.....mistake...chris i will always love you no matter wat happens...ur numba one fan..
-RONEKA-
March 30th, 2009 at 06:04 pm
lol @ all the people defending chris brown...
you should be up there with the other douches ^^
March 31st, 2009 at 08:47 am
hey roneka
your a stupid bitch for defending that shitty singer or whatever the hell he is
FUCK BHRIS BROWn
March 31st, 2009 at 03:22 pm
leave chris alone ass hoesz dum balllsz of shit
_sammie_
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