(1) Bernie Madoff
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Richard Branson; Round 2: Defeated The Big Three Automaker CEOs; Sweet 16: Defeated Donald Trump; Elite 8: Defeated AIG
HolyTaco In-Depth Analysis:
Justin #2: This is a good match up, I think. Limbaugh has been a douchebag for a LONG time, but Madoff is topical (he’s so hot right now) and looks a lot more like an actual weasel.
Cory: What do you think Rush Limbaugh sounds like when he’s having sex?
Justin #2: It’s the same sound that you make when you throw up chinese food really fast.
Justin #1: The only way people could hate Rush Limbaugh more is if every time, right before he spoke, they played a twenty second clip of the chorus of Creed’s "Arms Wide Open."
Cory: The only way people could hate Bernie Madoff more is if he was actually shoving objects up people’s asses while he was stealing their money. So, my prediction is Madoff 65-35.
Justin #2: I’ll go a little tighter: Madoff 55-43, and 2% will be write-ins for Creed.
Justin #1: My prediction is Rush 53-47. Madoff will jump out to an early lead, then Rush will instinctively know he‘s losing and go on his radio show and say something like "The problem with this country is, there’s too many different types of Ice Cream. We need to stick to one flavor."
Cory: Did you just say you were going to "go a little tighter"?
Justin #1: Yeah, he went tighter, i.e. his asshole
Justin #2: oooooohhhhhhh. I get it now.
Justin #1: yes, you get that you have a tight asshole
Justin #1: i hope for your sake, if you ever go to jail, no one goes, "Hey, it’s that one guy from Inside the Taco. He has a self proclaimed tight asshole."
Justin #2: I agree with that statement 100%.
THE ENTERTAINMENT DIVISION
(3) Octo-Mom
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THE SPORTS DIVISION
(2) Barry Bonds
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated David Beckham; Round 2: Defeated Curt Schilling; Sweet 16: Defeated Kobe Bryant; Elite 8: Defeated Terrell Owens
HolyTaco’s In-Depth Analysis:
Justin #1: I think Octo-mom is going to crush barry bondss. She beat chris brown, who beat his girlfriend. I really like that people find it way worse to have a bunch of kids, then to beat a woman. I think it should say that on our five dollar bill.
Cory: If we’re going to change the five dollar bill, can we also have it say, "Eat a bunch of titties"? Cause that would be pretty awesome.
Justin #2: I think Barry Bonds has bigger titties than OctoMom
Justin #1: To be honest, I’m surprised Barry Bonds made it this far. . I think he had some fortunate match-ups. He’s a douche, but Octo-mom is something people haven’t seen before. She’s something special, like a 100mph fastball or the episode of saved by the bell where Jesse takes drugs.
Justin #1: "I’m so….scared!"
Cory: What’s the over/under on when one of the Octo-Kids is going to get arrested for something involving drugs, hookers or both.
Justin #1: I’d say 11 years old
Justin #2: I think three of them are going to crawl into a fridge in the garage and suffocate. And they’re going to find a hooker in there.
Justin #1: I wonder if you can do a prop bet of like "year octo-kid gets arrested > Number of Touchdowns Adrian Peterson scores next year
Cory: I’ll check sportsinteraction.com.
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holy douche ensemble Madoff is a dick..but a douche? octomom is just crazy…bonds…huge douche…but he sure can hit dingers.
Gotta be rush…and not the band.
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Good luck with that, Louie.
you cunt. I don’t work! you support me- ha!
Madoff is an outright criminal – that transcends ‘doucheness.’ Rush is still the springtime fresh king of the douchebags in the political arena.
Octomom is just an unspeakably emotionally needy and irresponsible woman that our beloved System just keeps throwing money at… not a douche. Bonds is a douche. A guy you would meet and having spoken to him you would walk away and think to yourself ‘man, what a douche.’
Go suck Rush Limbaugh’s flabby man tits.
One termer? HAHA Who’s going to beat him in 2012? Sarah the retard? Piyush “Bobby” Jindal ? Larry toe tapper Craig? David poopy diapers Vitter? The GOP will still be in the shitter in 2012, if you’re lucky, you’s might have a chance in 2016, but I seriously doubt it.
Yeah … I cant beleive AIG isnt in the final 4 … WTF!!
Bernie Madoff is the biggest a-hole this country has ever had the misfortune to know. NOBODY cmes close. This asshat stole B-B-BILLIONS of dollars! If he isn’t voted the biggest Douchebag then the voters in this contest are either:
a) Stupid
b) Ignorant
c) All of the above.
Don’t let your blind hatred of all things Republican mislead you as to who the real villain is. Wake up dunderheads!
Rich people are assholes.
“and the Republicans will begin the hard work of undoing all of his disastrous policies”
yeah, and put the country back into the shitter where Bush left it. it’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful. there’d be a lot fewer Republicans.
If Rush wins it won’t do anything. He’ll wear it like a badge of honor. You can’t get that man down- even Obama tried and failed.
Speaking of which, couldn’t help but notice Obama was conspicuously absent from the list.
Bottom line is he’s a one-termer. After all the swing voters who voted for him see what he really stands for, he’s a goner, and the Republicans will begin the hard work of undoing all of his disastrous policies.
Greed is bad, but can you even count money swindlers as bad as someone who laughs at life itself? Octo-mom in a landslide!
In the white house where he belongs, bitches.
go suck mulatto balls
What amuses me is that a president with ZERO executive or management experience…who trumpeted his way into office on vague notions of “hope” and “change,” who rose to power with the help of a racist preacher and numerous unapologetic terrorists, who has spent his first few months in office putting our great-grandchildren into debt in the name of “saving” some doomed auto companies, who gallavants around the world sucking up to fetid dictators, who continually apologies for the greatness of the USA….somehow avoids being put on a list of “douchebags.”
And you morons have it in for a radio talk show host that you can turn off anytime you like. Meanwhile, I have to live under the idiotic, dangerous president you helped elect. Thanks.
You know how when it’s late at night and you don’t want to turn on the bathroom light because it hurts your eyes? So you take a crap and the next morning you go back in there and low and behold, when you wiped your hiney and threw it in there it grabbed ahold of the toilet seat and clung for dear life and missed the flush. Well now that I have the attention of all the Obamabots in here, you sheeple suck ass.
You stupid, ignorant asshole. The guy stole from RICH PEOPLE! Would you rather be one of Octo-mom’s kids?
Limbaugh did not have the authorization to do any of these things, he just voiced his opinions in support on them. Sharpton, however, was there when people DIED.
OCTO MOM FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!! i don’t understand why barry bonds has made it this far, but then i’m not a baseball fan so… fuck it. what still amazes me is the renewed hatred for rush limbaugh, i mean i remember back in the day thinking jesus… there can’t be a bigger douche than this idiot, but now the reason for his hate popularity is because he doesn’t kiss th president’s ass? that’s so weak. but then i guess everyone wants to believe that barry’s adminstration will be the american cinderella story… that would be great, just don’t hold your breath! and before ya start i’m not a racist, i could give a fuck about liberals, conservatives, or any of this political b.s. fuck i didn’t even vote. and Cory, Justins 1 and 2… can we get back to posting more T and A on this fucking website? this comp. is great and all, but i’m so sick of reading what these minor league douchebags think about the major ones! let’s get backto basics … COCKBITES!
he’s more of a racist scumbag who should be beaten, raped and forced to eat his own feces.
How the hell did sharpeton not win he is by far the biggest duche ever!
where are the voting applets?
lol, by the way, that very special of saved by the bell where Jesse takes drugs, it was caffeine pills.
damn.. i bet octomum could suck the fucking paint off an airplane.
Maybe because he’s actually quite popular?
Enjoying his solid approval ratings somewhere.
All rich people are assholes, cunts, evil, deserving of death, etc. Steal from them until there are no rich people at all. Then we won’t have to go to work since there won’t be any jobs, yay!!
Hard to say what category of people are the dumbest but the people who hate rich people are in the top 5 for sure.
Oh come on, Limbaugh is merely an ass. Sharpton actually got people killed.
… and stealing from rich people is cool cause the poor will always outnumber the affluent and can thus out-vote them on tax issues.
this is the truth, douchiness is unpunishable by laws, only someone who can piss off tens of millions of people without getting in any trouble should win…. soooooo… where’s dubya? seems like a dead ringer…
The national deficit was $500 billion in January when Obama took office. After 70 days in office, Obama has it up to $3 trillion. That is disastrous, you douche.
Should I even mention his plans to release terrorists into our society?
Bernie Madoff
As much as I hate the other 3 with all my heart. Madoff is a sociopath who has ruined A LOT of lives, including regular folks, not just millionares.
Thank you
So, lets put this to a vote already!
Soak it up. It will be a long time before we vote in another Kenyan for president. He ruined it for a lot of minority politicians. Now everybody is like “What did we do, just trying to give the brotha a chance and he fucks up all to shit.”
No replies? Obama’s cock in their mouth blocking their smart ass remarks on this fun fact?
First inkling of intelligence i have seen on this thread. Great break down. I also thought Madoff was a dick, but he may be an asshole genius. I would also say that asshole and genius are mutually exclusive words, because anyone’s genius negates the asshole they may be. So sure Madoff stole a shit tone of money from a shit tone of people, maybe those investors shouldn’t have #1 invested their entire life savings #2 believed the astronomical returns Madoff was promising. We must all ask ourselves, if i could steal hundreds of billions of dollars would I? Maybe i wouldn’t steal all of the money from the people who invested their life savings, but a few million from rich assholes (not mutually exclusive words) who have 100 times that under their mattress? shit yes.
So your break down in accurate, Rush is the biggest douche of the four. We all know Bill O’ Reilly and Kanye Weat should be pitted against one another in the final two. But hey, life ain’t perfect.
I think octo-mom is going to take it …
much as I hate Limbaugh, I think it’s Madoff FTW!
I ate a box of crayons and pooped out a rainbow
So where is Obama?
Elie Wiesel. Look the name up, because that’s one of the people Madoff stole from. He’s famous as a nobel laureate following the writing of a trilogy of books about his experiences as a Jew in Nazi-occupied Europe. So maybe Madoff didn’t steal from a bunch of spoiled little Hilton brats, but also some good people who trusted his track record. Dumbass.
Madoff stole from other rich people which is more than pretty cool in my book.
Pontificating the need to go into a needless war killed over 4,000 Americans, allowed Afghanistan to worsen to it’s state now, and empowered Iran. Limbaugh is merely an ass who actually got thousands killed.
Sadly, I have so many more Obamafunfacts, but these Obama-sheep just don’t get it. They prefer to just close their eyes and put their faith in their “Dear Leader”, instead of looking at what he is doing to this country.
You douchebags wanted “change”, and you got it…..right up the poopchute.
OREILLY SHOULD HAVE DOMINATED.
PLEASE don’t be boring and predictable and give the title to Madoff – pretty much the only guy in the whole competition who’s actually going to be punished by the law.
Surely a douchebag is someone who doesn’t do anything (technically) illegal and therefore doesn’t officially get punished for what he does?
I say it’s a tie…limbaugh and madoff…should be cellie
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Wiesel should have done his due diligence and not blindly take the word of another Jew that his investments were legitamate. Many people turned down investing with him once they did their homework, its only the return-chasers who were burned.
Uh, that guy from E! wins:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/160
AHHHHHHHHHHH! A pointless rant that has no business in the comments section.
DO YOU ALSO THINK OBAMA IS AN ALIEN?
Bill O’Reilly is that you?
I look forward to the day when Octo-Mom’s kids can have a whole region in the douchebag tournament all to themselves. Those kids are so screwed.
your cheese is weak
as you were, as you were
Its always the same with you quote people. You take things out of context to support what you already think instead of being objective. You were %60 correct which isnt bad. Here’s the breakdown of your quotes:
“Why should Blacks be heard? They’re 12% of the population. Who the hell cares.”
>>PARODY. know what that means?
“Too many whites are getting away with drug use…Too many whites are getting away with drug sales…The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too.”
>>another PARODY
“The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”
>>He did say this and meant it.
“They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.”
>>Said this as well though somewhat tongue in cheek.
“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”
>>He is guilty of this one too. This was no parody.
Still trying to keep things in the light of truth, folks. Plenty of uptight Demicans and Republicrats making emotional mistakes.
Anyone unfairly accused needs defending. Don’t get me totally wrong, of the four remaining contestants, Rush is the biggest douchebag. I hate 8mom the most out of these four but my hate of her behavior is not the measure of her doucheyness (something i wish was applied more in this tournament). Its just that its such a common refrain that “Rush is a racist” and its simply not true. Sexist? yes, true. Homophobe? eh, maybe … can one hate someone who is gay for non-gay reasons and not be labeled a homophobe? (see racism) but yeah, probably a homophobe. Racist? nah. His call screener is black, he has Walter Williams sub for him all the time, and having listened to him for nearly a decade now, he does not have any hate for anyone based on race.
There is a knee-jerk reaction to hate on republicans by lots of people. This is partially brought on by the behavior of the religious faction of the party. The other factor in that hate is the same ‘ol political warfare that has been going on forever. Same reason so many republicans knee-jerk to hatred of liberals. Both sides have propaganda/hate machines.
First hand knowledge is your only defense against being a party tool. Its why I listen to liberal talk radio on weekends.
Well, Rushbo has made some pretty racist comments about Hispanics, Asians and Blacks in the past, and there’s little doubt that he truly is a racist. However, no, disagreeing with the President does not in itself indicate racism; these quotes certainly do:
“Why should Blacks be heard? They’re 12% of the population. Who the hell cares.”
“Too many whites are getting away with drug use…Too many whites are getting away with drug sales…The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too.”
“The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”
“They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.”
“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”
Considering the spouts out shit like this every day, being serious even 60% of the time makes him one scary dude. The guy is a racist, a sexist, a homophobe and an all-around douche. I know he’s the self-anointed voice of conservatism, but there’s really no reason to defend this guy. In parody or in reality, he’s a nasty person.
“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back”
“The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies”
“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”
“You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray. We miss you, James. Godspeed.” (Ray assassinated MLK)
“I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.”
I’m going to stick with “racist.” And FWIW, having black friends, hiring black employees, etc, does not preclude one from being a racist. From Webster:
1 : a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race
2 : racial prejudice or discrimination
Rush is racially prejudiced and certainly places race at the forefront of any discussion of any non-white figure. The dude is a racist, accept it.
Rush may be a douche but hes funny.
lol, no. I will give the point to you. But you did have to go back to 1995 to get that quote, didn’t you? Seriously, he has been very quiet about drugs for loooong before his habit came to the light. Probably means he was addicted for a longer time than he has admitted.
These tough sentencing laws were instituted for a reason. The American people, including liberals, demanded them. Don’t you remember the crack cocaine epidemic? Crack babies and out-of-control murder rates? Liberal judges giving the bad guys slaps on the wrist? Finally we got tough, and the crime rate has been falling ever since, so what’s wrong?
–RushLimbaugh.com (8/18/03)
In the audio link below, I go into detail about these non-thinking talking points that “you can’t tell people what to do with their bodies” and “you can’t legislate morality.” First of all, we tell people what they can do to their bodies all the time–no cocaine, no prostitution, no throwing yourself off a building. Second, laws are nothing but defining morality!
–RushLimbaugh.com (6/27/03)
Once again taking it out of context. Had you actually watched the whole show, you would realize that that whole “white people” thing was him making fun of how it sounds when people isolate the term “black people” when making broad statements about society.
Step One: Hate Rush
Step Two: look for ways to support that hate
Step Three: use the word “racism” like a crowbar to avoid debate
I use the word racism because I feel the man is a racist. I’m also certain the facts support my position. You want to debate that? Fine by me. Didn’t realize we were avoiding debate. I thought all these back-and-forth posts were typical intenret debate.
Step 1. Claim Rush is misunderstood
Step 2. Claim his outrageous comments were “taken out of context”
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Profit!
Unfortunately for my party, I know there will be no profit as long as this dickwad speaks for us.
Awesome that those quotes came between one and three months before acknowledging his own addiction.
Apologies, Snow. I got you confused with Steve (easily done).
“There’s nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods, which become consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.
What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we’re not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.
…We are becoming too tolerant as a society, folks, especially of crime, in too many parts of the country…. This country certainly appears to be tolerant, forgive and forget. I mean, you know as well as I do, you go out and commit the worst murder in the world and you just say you’re sorry, people go, “Oh, OK. A little contrition.”… People say, “I feel better. He said he’s sorry for it.” We’re becoming too tolerant, folks.
–Rush Limbaugh TV show (10/5/95)”
This is the Limbaugh’s “parody” as the below poster stated.
“Otherwise you wouldn’t claim that he badmouthed people for doing drugs before getting hooked on them. He never badmouthed people for that.”
Trying to change the subject? You know you’ve lost the argument, so you’re trying to bring up race as a distraction to the fact that you were powned.
I listen to Rush’s show. I was listening the day he spewed that half witted statment. Thats the day I lost all respect for him. How many times did he chew out people for wanting Bush to fail? He wants republicans to win, its that simple. And dont give me that crap about how hes not prorepublician all the time, hes their cheerleader and spokes head.
Yer full of shit, Snow. You don’t listen to him. Otherwise you wouldn’t claim that he badmouthed people for doing drugs before getting hooked on them. He never badmouthed people for that. Was always conspicuously soft on drugs.
I listen.
I got in a drunken argument over who is MORE douchey…. Creed or Maroon 5.
I honestly can’t say one is douchier than the other.
its a tie for last. Lol
LOL … I second that!
So uhh when can we vote
Yeah, and where can I write in for Creed? THOSE guys are TOTAL douchebags!
In a normal year, Octomom has this award sewn up for her narcissistic, borderline sociopath behavior- but she didn’t count on Rush Limbaugh entering.
I would have to say Rush is hands down the biggest douche bag
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Exactly how selfish, egotistic, petty, racist, and childish do you need to be, to actually wish for the failure of the current presidential administration at the expense of the entire nation???
that my friends, is supreme douchebaggery!!!!
Rush thinks that if our president’s plans succeed, then THAT would be the worst thing for the nation. He wants the nation to succeed, not fail. Your hate makes you fill in lots and lots of blanks in your knowledge with vitriol. Your opinion of him is obviously based on someone else’s opinion of him, not by way of first hand experience. Its common. You’re common.
Even though many who were greater douches than Rush have fallen so far in this competition, Rush is a douchebag and belonged in this tournament.
Just trying to keep the facts straight here, folks. Its all very emotional so it sounds like a playground in here.
not to mention his being a hypocrite. bad mouthing drugs then getting hooked on them
Yeah I dont agree with Obama does that make me a racist??? Wow your ignorance knows no bounds.
This site sucks. Get a life and focus on bettering your own rather than bad mouthing others’. Bonds is god
why would anyone listen to someone who likes barry bonds. you are obviously a horrible judge of character.
My life is made better by way of bad-mouthing others. Please get a life instead of posting this: “This site sucks.”
I’m using Oprah’s “Secret” right now to imagine a truck hitting you and you losing your legs ….. and its bettering my life.
if this site sucks, then why are you on it??
All i have to say is look at his early 90′s cards, then look at his current cards. Yea, no groth hormones there. The guy looks like the cattle we used to get at the meat plant.
You suck, and Barroid Bonds is a fool
Bernie Madoff 54-46
Octo-Mom 62-38
Agreed with Buddy here. At least he was screwing other douches. AIG and the automakers screwed everybody. Much bigger douches.
I agree with you 100%, but Madoff’s victims weren’t exactly John Doe the plumber. His victims (the majority of them) were more like Johnathan Doewitz III, millionaire investment banker. And I’m sure these people were very financially savvy. It doesn’t make it right though, but it’s more like a douche-on-douche crime.
I don’t know about B.Madoff, he’s just a better businessman than all the people he fucked. Fucking people because you can is douchey, but so is not watching your own back when you’re investing millions of dollars.
Octo-mom, this cunt is just dumb, common white-trash. A total primo asshole, but she should have been out rounds ago.
Now Barry and Rush, they are shoe-ins for the Douchebag Hall-of-Fame, we’re talkin’ 1st round ballots here. They have to make it to the finals. Madoff and the Octo-pussy are just flash-in-pan, instant celebrities.
Yeah, Madoff is just a better businessman, if by businessman you mean lying cheat. Tricking people into investing by providing them with false information is not the same as being a shrewd financial genius, and it is also illegal. My drug dealer just bought himself a Hummer that he paid for with cash, but I don’t think that it is a result of being a better businessman. But what the fuck do I know? Maybe you’re right, Madoff’s victims should have been managing their investments directly instead of paying Madoff for the financial services he intentionally misrepresented. Serves them right for not having advanced degrees in business finance, the douchebags.
Don’t get me wrong, Rush has him beat, but I think calling Madoff a “better businessman” is like saying a pedophile just really loves kids.
You lie. Thats not your opinion.
the reason octo-mom is still in it is because her douchebaggery has the potential to destroy not only her life, but her life and the lives of her children. she’s a fucking retarded, evil bitch who should be neutered, and her kids put up for adoption. sorry for being so nice about this, i try to remain even-handed whenever possible.
spayed
Wow, Limbaugh is a really strong finisher, at least that’s what those Dominican boys said.