You came, you saw (a bunch of douchebags) and you voted. And now we have the four definitive douchebags of 2009 from the world of Sports, Entertainment, Business and Politics. So, enough of my yapping. Let the games begin!
You know the drill. Vote on who you think is the bigger douchebag. Voting for the Final Four will end at 12 noon EST on Monday April 6th. The Final matchup to determine the champion douche of 2009 will begin at 1pm. (Or thereabouts.)
(3) Octo-Mom
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Dane Cook; Round 2: Defeated Perez Hilton; Sweet 16: Defeated P Diddy; Elite 8: Defeated Chris Brown
Octo-Mom pulled off an upset by beating Chris Brown in the Elite 8, but she's shown some tough determination to win this tournament--almost as much determination she showed us when she forced her body against the laws of nature and squeezed out eight orphan children to add to her already enormous collection. While, on the other hand, Barry just does what Barry does. And that's be a world-class douchebag, breezing to the Final Four like a hot syringe through flesh.
(Note: Poll results are slightly delayed)
Vote on the Madoff-Limbaugh match-up after the jump!
(1) Bernie Madoff
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Richard Branson; Round 2: Defeated The Big Three Automaker CEOs; Sweet 16: Defeated Donald Trump; Elite 8: Defeated AIG
VS
(1) Rush Limbaugh
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Arianna Huffington; Round 2: Sarah Palin; Sweet 16: Defeated Ann Coulter; Elite 8: Defeated Al Sharpton
In this round we have two number 1s that are really good at acting like number 2s. Madoff demolished his competion while Rush had to battle his way past cinderella douche Al Sharpton. One thing we already know about this matchup is that whoever loses should not hold their head in shame. Because no matter what the final score says, it's clear that he is still a great big douchebag.
Granted this chick looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch, but her duck lookin ass probably has more loose skin than a Shar-Pei. Bernie Madoff may have EFFed a lot of people, but this bitch is already EFFing all of us!
I'm pretty certain they're both Jewish. So unless their Sky Daddy intervenes and calls down a plague of ass-locusts on the HolyTaco Crew, we should have an "All Jew Douche Final".
You're basically just a nerd. Why else would you be trying to start an argument on here about early 20th century Central European history, of all things?
Fair enough asshole, I remembered it wrong, big deal. "Suleman" is actually a MUSLIM name and her family was IRAQI. Even further off the mark!
For the record, I hate the bitch and I'm voting for her to win. Shame there wasn't a "dickhead history geeks who think it's 1938" category in the tournament.
You are a class hater. You probably hate all the people who work harder than you, are smarter and therefore make more money than you. And if you think that he is a non-douche we need to put your mug in the tournament so that you can wear the biggest douche crown.
fuck you. wtf, do you at work at walmart as a fucking bagger because your dumbass didn't graduate and had to get a GED at the age of 28? Just because some people worked really hard to get ahead and did get ahead and your bitch ass is still trying to buy gas on a $30 paycheck does NOT make it ok to steal from people who chose not to fuck up royally.
I wouldnt really argue the ignorant/idiot thing here. People that invest should educate themselves and watch their money. I am not saying Madoff is not a douche, but I am saying the tards that let them take their money and did not watch it and learn about where their millions are going, are pretty douchey themselves...
Ponzi schemes are not exactly super difficult to spot. He should have been shut down YEARS ago. He wasn't. There are many douches at play here. It is a multi-level douche.
Octo-mom on the other hand; she basically douched with a douche loaded with sperm and egss and was able to fuck the rest of us at the same time! She is a solo-douche...
The people who gave him their money are not retards. His job was to take that money and buy stocks for them. He was supposed to be trained and skilled enough to pick stocks that would go up and make enough educated guess to help his clients. The people who gave him their money were not trained at that field, so they chose to hire someone to do that for them. It's like going to an accountant to have one's tax done.
What he did though was very bad. He renaged on his professional responsibility and didn't invest in it at all. Not just that but he took money not from the rich but from charities and average Americans who were told by the media that investing was good. Charities used investments to maintain a balance sheet, while others used these investment for retirement. We're talking the lost of life savings, etc...
As bad as Octo-mom is, if we send her to Kenya, it'll take 75 cents a day to feed each of her kids and herself. Madoff on the other hand will cost us millions if not billions to deal with. This includes legal fees for which the tax payers pay to prosecute him. Rush additionally maintains bigotry in this world. The remain one seeds are here becuase they are truly douches.
Madoff deserves to rot and get gang raped in prison but Rush is the ultimate douche on this list. Ignorant people blindly follow that fear and hate monger like he is jesus christ. Like when he said there is no recession because he is rich and refuses to "participate".
You must have Rush confused with Obama. Ignorant boobs follow Obama around like he is the messiah. Only intelligent people follow Rush around because they're the only ones that get his jokes. Guess that makes you a world class idiot, I mean liberal, doesn't it?
Madoff took Kevin Bacon to the poorhouse, that cannot be forgotten! Or forgiven! Throw the douche down the well! And throw these guys down there with him:
How is Rush a douche? I mean he doesnt stick a gun to your heand and force you to listen. I mean why do you care what talks about on his show? The three others are much bigger douchebags than some guy who gives an opinion. He didnt steal billions and he didnt break records using steroids. Also, hes not batshit crazy with 14 kids.
Depends on the poll. In some he's increasing, in some he's decreasing. I know each respective party will latch onto the polls that suit them, but whatever. The average of the polls puts him about 64%, holding steady.
HOW could rush possibly more of a douche than a guy that stole billions from not only innocent people, but from charity organizations accross america! Come on HT crowd, have you no morals??????????????????
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April 3rd, 2009 at 09:27 am
I bet a BJ from Octo-Mom would be enjoyable
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:53 am
Yeah those lips look mighty nice
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:37 am
you forgot to mention how much $$$ octo mom is costing everyone else
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:46 am
too bad she would spit your sperm into a turkey baster, take a load of fertility drugs and pop out 8 more kids.. child support for 8 kids, weak..
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:03 am
Granted this chick looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch, but her duck lookin ass probably has more loose skin than a Shar-Pei. Bernie Madoff may have EFFed a lot of people, but this bitch is already EFFing all of us!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
Your last sentence, is what I've been saying all along. Thank you.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 am
we all have known for the past few votes that octo mom has this in the bag...
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
Octo-mom Vs. Madoff!
One Crazy Shrew vs. One Evil Jew
$20 says Elie Wiesel is on here daily with multiple computers voting for Madooff.
Sorry Elie, but Octo-Mom will crush him.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I'm pretty certain they're both Jewish. So unless their Sky Daddy intervenes and calls down a plague of ass-locusts on the HolyTaco Crew, we should have an "All Jew Douche Final".
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
The fact that both contestants in this tournament's final may be Jewish is a testament to how well Jews have done in our great nation. Mazel Tav!
Although a little more diversity would be nice too.
http://sickpigs.com
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:00 pm
You're basically just a nerd. Why else would you be trying to start an argument on here about early 20th century Central European history, of all things?
Also, I thought Octo-Mom had a Spanish name?
April 3rd, 2009 at 06:25 pm
What the fuck are you smoking? The bitch is obviously Jewish and not Spanish.
Nadya Suleman? You actually think either of those sound even remotely like Spanish names? Fucking idiot.
You should take runner up to her welfare-leeching, Jewish ass in this tournament.
April 4th, 2009 at 08:03 am
Fair enough asshole, I remembered it wrong, big deal. "Suleman" is actually a MUSLIM name and her family was IRAQI. Even further off the mark!
For the record, I hate the bitch and I'm voting for her to win. Shame there wasn't a "dickhead history geeks who think it's 1938" category in the tournament.
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:14 pm
Oh shit, Rush is making a come back!
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
sick. you guys would hit the octopussy? that's fucking gross!!! but i still think she's win.... sick.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Madoff stole from rich people. I think that makes him a non-douche.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
No, it makes you a fucking idiot.
April 3rd, 2009 at 01:20 pm
it makes you a douche
April 3rd, 2009 at 01:35 pm
You are a class hater. You probably hate all the people who work harder than you, are smarter and therefore make more money than you. And if you think that he is a non-douche we need to put your mug in the tournament so that you can wear the biggest douche crown.
April 3rd, 2009 at 03:28 pm
fuck you. wtf, do you at work at walmart as a fucking bagger because your dumbass didn't graduate and had to get a GED at the age of 28? Just because some people worked really hard to get ahead and did get ahead and your bitch ass is still trying to buy gas on a $30 paycheck does NOT make it ok to steal from people who chose not to fuck up royally.
April 3rd, 2009 at 05:03 pm
I wouldnt really argue the ignorant/idiot thing here. People that invest should educate themselves and watch their money. I am not saying Madoff is not a douche, but I am saying the tards that let them take their money and did not watch it and learn about where their millions are going, are pretty douchey themselves...
Ponzi schemes are not exactly super difficult to spot. He should have been shut down YEARS ago. He wasn't. There are many douches at play here. It is a multi-level douche.
Octo-mom on the other hand; she basically douched with a douche loaded with sperm and egss and was able to fuck the rest of us at the same time! She is a solo-douche...
April 4th, 2009 at 05:45 pm
The people who gave him their money are not retards. His job was to take that money and buy stocks for them. He was supposed to be trained and skilled enough to pick stocks that would go up and make enough educated guess to help his clients. The people who gave him their money were not trained at that field, so they chose to hire someone to do that for them. It's like going to an accountant to have one's tax done.
What he did though was very bad. He renaged on his professional responsibility and didn't invest in it at all. Not just that but he took money not from the rich but from charities and average Americans who were told by the media that investing was good. Charities used investments to maintain a balance sheet, while others used these investment for retirement. We're talking the lost of life savings, etc...
As bad as Octo-mom is, if we send her to Kenya, it'll take 75 cents a day to feed each of her kids and herself. Madoff on the other hand will cost us millions if not billions to deal with. This includes legal fees for which the tax payers pay to prosecute him. Rush additionally maintains bigotry in this world. The remain one seeds are here becuase they are truly douches.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Nah son - he robbed a lot of charities too.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
How do you define rich? The average homeowner? You need to get a better job loser...
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Better than American Idol.
April 3rd, 2009 at 01:56 pm
Madoff deserves to rot and get gang raped in prison but Rush is the ultimate douche on this list. Ignorant people blindly follow that fear and hate monger like he is jesus christ. Like when he said there is no recession because he is rich and refuses to "participate".
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:01 pm
This tournament lost all validity when Keith Olbermann was knocked out.
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:26 pm
Got that right
April 4th, 2009 at 06:20 pm
word
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:29 pm
You must have Rush confused with Obama. Ignorant boobs follow Obama around like he is the messiah. Only intelligent people follow Rush around because they're the only ones that get his jokes. Guess that makes you a world class idiot, I mean liberal, doesn't it?
April 4th, 2009 at 08:50 am
You're an idiot.
April 5th, 2009 at 03:07 pm
Can we all just agree that any one we dont agree with is an idot. It would save alot of time on these posts.
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:00 pm
Madoff took Kevin Bacon to the poorhouse, that cannot be forgotten! Or forgiven! Throw the douche down the well! And throw these guys down there with him:
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:07 pm
Such a great idea ruined by vote spammers
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:18 pm
How is Rush a douche? I mean he doesnt stick a gun to your heand and force you to listen. I mean why do you care what talks about on his show? The three others are much bigger douchebags than some guy who gives an opinion. He didnt steal billions and he didnt break records using steroids. Also, hes not batshit crazy with 14 kids.
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:25 pm
OK, so he doesn't have 14 kids....
April 3rd, 2009 at 03:24 pm
amen
April 5th, 2009 at 03:06 pm
Damn stright.
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:14 pm
What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a blimp.
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:32 pm
What's the difference between a liberal and a pussy girly man?
Nothing at all, they're the same shit.
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:36 pm
Weak.
April 3rd, 2009 at 08:37 pm
Sorta like Obama.
April 3rd, 2009 at 08:54 pm
69% approval today :)
April 4th, 2009 at 04:45 am
No douche, he's down to 58% and falling. LOL...bye, dick.
April 4th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Depends on the poll. In some he's increasing, in some he's decreasing. I know each respective party will latch onto the polls that suit them, but whatever. The average of the polls puts him about 64%, holding steady.
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:28 pm
wow real clever. how bout shut up and let the grown ups talk ok?
April 3rd, 2009 at 05:36 pm
HOW could rush possibly more of a douche than a guy that stole billions from not only innocent people, but from charity organizations accross america! Come on HT crowd, have you no morals??????????????????
April 3rd, 2009 at 08:41 pm
Madoff is hands-on-your-money a bigger d than Rush. ORYW sux on the octo-tit and correctly says his own shit is weak.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I still think Oreilly is the biggest douche on earth.
April 4th, 2009 at 08:47 am
No Nancy Pelosi in the politics bracket?!?!?! This bracket is a sham.
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