You came, you saw (a bunch of douchebags) and you voted. And now we have the four definitive douchebags of 2009 from the world of Sports, Entertainment, Business and Politics. So, enough of my yapping. Let the games begin!
You know the drill. Vote on who you think is the bigger douchebag. Voting for the Final Four will end at 12 noon EST on Monday April 6th. The Final matchup to determine the champion douche of 2009 will begin at 1pm. (Or thereabouts.)
(3) Octo-Mom
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Dane Cook; Round 2: Defeated Perez Hilton; Sweet 16: Defeated P Diddy; Elite 8: Defeated Chris Brown
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(2) Barry Bonds
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated David Beckham; Round 2: Defeated Curt Schilling; Sweet 16: Defeated Kobe Bryant; Elite 8: Defeated Terrell Owens
Octo-Mom pulled off an upset by beating Chris Brown in the Elite 8, but she’s shown some tough determination to win this tournament–almost as much determination she showed us when she forced her body against the laws of nature and squeezed out eight orphan children to add to her already enormous collection. While, on the other hand, Barry just does what Barry does. And that’s be a world-class douchebag, breezing to the Final Four like a hot syringe through flesh.
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Vote on the Madoff-Limbaugh match-up after the jump!
(1) Bernie Madoff
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Richard Branson; Round 2: Defeated The Big Three Automaker CEOs; Sweet 16: Defeated Donald Trump; Elite 8: Defeated AIG
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(1) Rush Limbaugh
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Arianna Huffington; Round 2: Sarah Palin; Sweet 16: Defeated Ann Coulter; Elite 8: Defeated Al Sharpton
In this round we have two number 1s that are really good at acting like number 2s. Madoff demolished his competion while Rush had to battle his way past cinderella douche Al Sharpton. One thing we already know about this matchup is that whoever loses should not hold their head in shame. Because no matter what the final score says, it’s clear that he is still a great big douchebag.
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Can we all just agree that any one we dont agree with is an idot. It would save alot of time on these posts.
Weak.
Why is octomom doing so well. She’s just crazy, she’s not that big of a douche.
Just remember, President Bush had better grades than John Kerry and that other rocket scientist Al Gore. As for Obama’s grades, I’m not too sure, he was probably too busy sucking Bill Ayers’ hippie schlong.
I’d vote for MADOFF- for coolest dude in the world! How he tricked those poor rich people is, yes, unfortunate, yet poetic..
HOW could rush possibly more of a douche than a guy that stole billions from not only innocent people, but from charity organizations accross america! Come on HT crowd, have you no morals??????????????????
Yea, because the republicans would never pass warrent less wire taps or any thing like that! And theyd never tell two adults who they can love! I mean god, whats with all the libiral idiots out there, dont they see that the republicans are for freedom! Unless your gay or they think you might be doing something wrong. lmao
This tournament lost all validity when Keith Olbermann was knocked out.
Bernie Madoff is the biggest piece of shit on the planet. I hope he wins the crown.
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Unbelievable OCTO MOM.. NO WAY. She had 8 kids and she is crazy. But dont blame her. She aint a douche.
crazy or not, its still a douche.
So Obama the wild card?
69% approval today
Limbaugh should be in the Douchebag Hall of Fame…
I can’t believe Obama wasn’t in this tournament…Nobody knows him better than me, and I’ll tell ya, the guy is a complete moron without me around. I have to tell him everything…..everything, damnit!! You shitheads who voted for him actually voted for me…..hehe
As a Liberal Democrat, I would be fucking THRILLED if you guys ran Newt Gingrich in 2012. Go for it!
The real douches who are also Ultra-Cons.
i love how people here thinks rush is a bigger douche that ripped off thousands of americans savings. sure, rush is a douche, but he’s only an entertainer.
Democrats complain when celebrities and entertainers are attacked for having liberal views, claiming “they are just actors/entertainers they can have whatever view they want”. well so is rush, he’s a right wing jay leno with a political themed show, that’s all he is.
Damn stright.
How right you are, and don’t forget his douchey sidekick Chris Dodd.
You’re an idiot.
OK, so he doesn’t have 14 kids….
ZOMGkthnx
I voted Rush b/c he’s the voice of the Ultra-Cons. So a vote for him, is a vote against them.
FYI: Ultra-Cons = Ultra Conservatives
Octo-mom should definitely win simply b/c she has been so complacent with how “normal” it is to pump out a platoon worth of children.
I guarantee, it will be a reality TV show soon enough.
How do you define rich? The average homeowner? You need to get a better job loser…
Better than American Idol.
and yet, no response to this…
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/438
Got that right
Here is my response:
There has not been one terrorist attack on US soil since September 11. Not one. Try reading the Constitution, it clearly gives the president extraordinary powers in times of national crisis. I guess you would have protested President Lincoln’s suspension of the writ of Habeas Corpus during the Civil War…..You douche.
They wiretapped Christopher Hitchens too, you fucking idiot dittohead retard. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2006/jan/18/pressandpublishing.usnews
yeah, just look at all the lives they saved on this mission, you ungreatful liberal cunt!!!!!!!
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/438
President of the Harvard Law Review is essentially the valedictorian of his class.
Why, because Rushbo (and his 30% favorability rating) is going to win? Damn Liberal America.
Sorta like Obama.
watching …uhhh…Obama speaking to … uhhhh… the press in …uhhhh…. Strasburg was…… pretty ….uhhh….painful since he didn’t ….. have … uhh .. uhh .. the ..uhh … teleprompter.
Madoff deserves to rot and get gang raped in prison but Rush is the ultimate douche on this list. Ignorant people blindly follow that fear and hate monger like he is jesus christ. Like when he said there is no recession because he is rich and refuses to “participate”.
What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a blimp.
amen
No Nancy Pelosi in the politics bracket?!?!?! This bracket is a sham.
That’s funny. I used to tell Bush what to say, but he was too illiterate to read.
Guess Republicans should spend less time snorting coke and getting wasted in college and more time actually learning how to read.
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Wow, I guess it’s time for me to refute another outrageous douchey claim by a liberal…..Christopher Hitchens “feared” that his telephone and email were being monitored. Once again, a liberal douche takes the facts and distorts them to make it seem like there is concrete evidence that somebody with no terrorist ties was monitored by the Bush administration. You douchebags make this too easy for me.
last surprise entry – Jesus Christ
No douche, he’s down to 58% and falling. LOL…bye, dick.
No it’s not, that just means you can suck dick and kiss ass the best in your class.
What about Blagojevich?
Rush in this poll? He isn’t costing the taxpayers trillions.
Where is Barney Frank? He is the real d-bag.
you fool. rush is just a sideshow monkey distracting you from the real douches
I still think Oreilly is the biggest douche on earth.
I can’t believe how many dumb liberals are participating in this tournament.
Hahah okay man, good! PLEASE GOD nominate Newt Gingrich. PLEASE!!! That would be so fucking awesome. The general public will just eat that nomination up, hahah.
You ungrateful douche, the wiretapping of people with ties to terrorist organizations has saved American lives. When Obama cancels the program, and we get hit again, who will you blame, George Bush? You fucking cunt.
wow real clever. how bout shut up and let the grown ups talk ok?
national crisis my ass less then 3k people died. how many people die to car accidents, poverty, and disease everyday? Does that mean we should stop driving, and eating like gluttons? We got off easy on 9/11
Palin would have been good douche candidate.
I couldn’t stand that folksy talking, traditionalist acting, plastic looking bitch.
You betcha.
Depends on the poll. In some he’s increasing, in some he’s decreasing. I know each respective party will latch onto the polls that suit them, but whatever. The average of the polls puts him about 64%, holding steady.
Madoff is hands-on-your-money a bigger d than Rush. ORYW sux on the octo-tit and correctly says his own shit is weak.
You must have Rush confused with Obama. Ignorant boobs follow Obama around like he is the messiah. Only intelligent people follow Rush around because they’re the only ones that get his jokes. Guess that makes you a world class idiot, I mean liberal, doesn’t it?
What’s the difference between a liberal and a pussy girly man?
Nothing at all, they’re the same shit.
Such a great idea ruined by vote spammers
How is Rush a douche? I mean he doesnt stick a gun to your heand and force you to listen. I mean why do you care what talks about on his show? The three others are much bigger douchebags than some guy who gives an opinion. He didnt steal billions and he didnt break records using steroids. Also, hes not batshit crazy with 14 kids.
Yeah dude it’s based on grades and performance scores.
LULZ @ the Repugs freaking out because the vast majority of the American public thinks that their hero is a fat dick. And a strong majority of Holy Taco readers.
Fine by me though. The Repuglican Party will continue to decline as long as he is serving as your party’s mouthpiece! All hail Rushbo!
Repug wow your so clever its blowing my mind!!! actually your a fucking idiot so shut your mouth and speak when spoken to
Another liberal douche who has no idea what he is talking about. The Republican Party will continue to decline if we keep nominating moderate candidates like John McCain. We need a candidate who will remind the American people what has made America the most powerful and free country on Earth. That means keeping the government out of our lives, not sticking their greedy mitts into every aspect of our lives.
Newt Gingrich in 2012.
terrorists are always gonna attack you fag. You can’t blame anyone except the people who keep thinking we should stick our nose in the rest of the world’s shit. Should have left saddam alone imo.
What the fuck are you smoking? The bitch is obviously Jewish and not Spanish.
Nadya Suleman? You actually think either of those sound even remotely like Spanish names? Fucking idiot.
You should take runner up to her welfare-leeching, Jewish ass in this tournament.
Fair enough asshole, I remembered it wrong, big deal. “Suleman” is actually a MUSLIM name and her family was IRAQI. Even further off the mark!
For the record, I hate the bitch and I’m voting for her to win. Shame there wasn’t a “dickhead history geeks who think it’s 1938″ category in the tournament.
You’re basically just a nerd. Why else would you be trying to start an argument on here about early 20th century Central European history, of all things?
Also, I thought Octo-Mom had a Spanish name?
The fact that both contestants in this tournament’s final may be Jewish is a testament to how well Jews have done in our great nation. Mazel Tav!
Although a little more diversity would be nice too.
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Oh shit, Rush is making a come back!
I’m pretty certain they’re both Jewish. So unless their Sky Daddy intervenes and calls down a plague of ass-locusts on the HolyTaco Crew, we should have an “All Jew Douche Final”.
Octo-mom Vs. Madoff!
One Crazy Shrew vs. One Evil Jew
$20 says Elie Wiesel is on here daily with multiple computers voting for Madooff.
Sorry Elie, but Octo-Mom will crush him.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Nah son – he robbed a lot of charities too.
Your last sentence, is what I’ve been saying all along. Thank you.
Granted this chick looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch, but her duck lookin ass probably has more loose skin than a Shar-Pei. Bernie Madoff may have EFFed a lot of people, but this bitch is already EFFing all of us!
Yeah those lips look mighty nice
I bet a BJ from Octo-Mom would be enjoyable
She paid someone to implant fat from her butt so she looked like Angelina.
fuck you. wtf, do you at work at walmart as a fucking bagger because your dumbass didn’t graduate and had to get a GED at the age of 28? Just because some people worked really hard to get ahead and did get ahead and your bitch ass is still trying to buy gas on a $30 paycheck does NOT make it ok to steal from people who chose not to fuck up royally.
it makes you a douche
No, it makes you a fucking idiot.
Madoff stole from rich people. I think that makes him a non-douche.
You are a class hater. You probably hate all the people who work harder than you, are smarter and therefore make more money than you. And if you think that he is a non-douche we need to put your mug in the tournament so that you can wear the biggest douche crown.
Bernie in a jail cell makes me a douche rolling the floor.
you forgot to mention how much $$$ octo mom is costing everyone else
we all have known for the past few votes that octo mom has this in the bag…
too bad she would spit your sperm into a turkey baster, take a load of fertility drugs and pop out 8 more kids.. child support for 8 kids, weak..
Hilarious!
I wouldnt really argue the ignorant/idiot thing here. People that invest should educate themselves and watch their money. I am not saying Madoff is not a douche, but I am saying the tards that let them take their money and did not watch it and learn about where their millions are going, are pretty douchey themselves…
Ponzi schemes are not exactly super difficult to spot. He should have been shut down YEARS ago. He wasn’t. There are many douches at play here. It is a multi-level douche.
Octo-mom on the other hand; she basically douched with a douche loaded with sperm and egss and was able to fuck the rest of us at the same time! She is a solo-douche…
The people who gave him their money are not retards. His job was to take that money and buy stocks for them. He was supposed to be trained and skilled enough to pick stocks that would go up and make enough educated guess to help his clients. The people who gave him their money were not trained at that field, so they chose to hire someone to do that for them. It’s like going to an accountant to have one’s tax done.
What he did though was very bad. He renaged on his professional responsibility and didn’t invest in it at all. Not just that but he took money not from the rich but from charities and average Americans who were told by the media that investing was good. Charities used investments to maintain a balance sheet, while others used these investment for retirement. We’re talking the lost of life savings, etc…
As bad as Octo-mom is, if we send her to Kenya, it’ll take 75 cents a day to feed each of her kids and herself. Madoff on the other hand will cost us millions if not billions to deal with. This includes legal fees for which the tax payers pay to prosecute him. Rush additionally maintains bigotry in this world. The remain one seeds are here becuase they are truly douches.
sick. you guys would hit the octopussy? that’s fucking gross!!! but i still think she’s win…. sick.