You came, you saw (a bunch of douchebags) and you voted. And now we have the four definitive douchebags of 2009 from the world of Sports, Entertainment, Business and Politics. So, enough of my yapping. Let the games begin!
You know the drill. Vote on who you think is the bigger douchebag. Voting for the Final Four will end at 12 noon EST on Monday April 6th. The Final matchup to determine the champion douche of 2009 will begin at 1pm. (Or thereabouts.)
(3) Octo-Mom
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Dane Cook; Round 2: Defeated Perez Hilton; Sweet 16: Defeated P Diddy; Elite 8: Defeated Chris Brown
Octo-Mom pulled off an upset by beating Chris Brown in the Elite 8, but she's shown some tough determination to win this tournament--almost as much determination she showed us when she forced her body against the laws of nature and squeezed out eight orphan children to add to her already enormous collection. While, on the other hand, Barry just does what Barry does. And that's be a world-class douchebag, breezing to the Final Four like a hot syringe through flesh.
(Note: Poll results are slightly delayed)
Vote on the Madoff-Limbaugh match-up after the jump!
(1) Bernie Madoff
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Richard Branson; Round 2: Defeated The Big Three Automaker CEOs; Sweet 16: Defeated Donald Trump; Elite 8: Defeated AIG
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(1) Rush Limbaugh
Previous Results: Round 1: Defeated Arianna Huffington; Round 2: Sarah Palin; Sweet 16: Defeated Ann Coulter; Elite 8: Defeated Al Sharpton
In this round we have two number 1s that are really good at acting like number 2s. Madoff demolished his competion while Rush had to battle his way past cinderella douche Al Sharpton. One thing we already know about this matchup is that whoever loses should not hold their head in shame. Because no matter what the final score says, it's clear that he is still a great big douchebag.
I can't believe Obama wasn't in this tournament...Nobody knows him better than me, and I'll tell ya, the guy is a complete moron without me around. I have to tell him everything.....everything, damnit!! You shitheads who voted for him actually voted for me.....hehe
Just remember, President Bush had better grades than John Kerry and that other rocket scientist Al Gore. As for Obama's grades, I'm not too sure, he was probably too busy sucking Bill Ayers' hippie schlong.
watching ...uhhh...Obama speaking to ... uhhhh... the press in ...uhhhh.... Strasburg was...... pretty ....uhhh....painful since he didn't ..... have ... uhh .. uhh .. the ..uhh ... teleprompter.
i love how people here thinks rush is a bigger douche that ripped off thousands of americans savings. sure, rush is a douche, but he's only an entertainer.
Democrats complain when celebrities and entertainers are attacked for having liberal views, claiming "they are just actors/entertainers they can have whatever view they want". well so is rush, he's a right wing jay leno with a political themed show, that's all he is.
LULZ @ the Repugs freaking out because the vast majority of the American public thinks that their hero is a fat dick. And a strong majority of Holy Taco readers.
Fine by me though. The Repuglican Party will continue to decline as long as he is serving as your party's mouthpiece! All hail Rushbo!
Another liberal douche who has no idea what he is talking about. The Republican Party will continue to decline if we keep nominating moderate candidates like John McCain. We need a candidate who will remind the American people what has made America the most powerful and free country on Earth. That means keeping the government out of our lives, not sticking their greedy mitts into every aspect of our lives.
Yea, because the republicans would never pass warrent less wire taps or any thing like that! And theyd never tell two adults who they can love! I mean god, whats with all the libiral idiots out there, dont they see that the republicans are for freedom! Unless your gay or they think you might be doing something wrong. lmao
You ungrateful douche, the wiretapping of people with ties to terrorist organizations has saved American lives. When Obama cancels the program, and we get hit again, who will you blame, George Bush? You fucking cunt.
Wow, I guess it's time for me to refute another outrageous douchey claim by a liberal.....Christopher Hitchens "feared" that his telephone and email were being monitored. Once again, a liberal douche takes the facts and distorts them to make it seem like there is concrete evidence that somebody with no terrorist ties was monitored by the Bush administration. You douchebags make this too easy for me.
There has not been one terrorist attack on US soil since September 11. Not one. Try reading the Constitution, it clearly gives the president extraordinary powers in times of national crisis. I guess you would have protested President Lincoln's suspension of the writ of Habeas Corpus during the Civil War.....You douche.
national crisis my ass less then 3k people died. how many people die to car accidents, poverty, and disease everyday? Does that mean we should stop driving, and eating like gluttons? We got off easy on 9/11
terrorists are always gonna attack you fag. You can't blame anyone except the people who keep thinking we should stick our nose in the rest of the world's shit. Should have left saddam alone imo.
Hahah okay man, good! PLEASE GOD nominate Newt Gingrich. PLEASE!!! That would be so fucking awesome. The general public will just eat that nomination up, hahah.
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April 4th, 2009 at 11:22 am
I voted Rush b/c he's the voice of the Ultra-Cons. So a vote for him, is a vote against them.
FYI: Ultra-Cons = Ultra Conservatives
Octo-mom should definitely win simply b/c she has been so complacent with how "normal" it is to pump out a platoon worth of children.
I guarantee, it will be a reality TV show soon enough.
April 4th, 2009 at 06:19 pm
you fool. rush is just a sideshow monkey distracting you from the real douches
April 4th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
The real douches who are also Ultra-Cons.
April 4th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Rush in this poll? He isn't costing the taxpayers trillions.
Where is Barney Frank? He is the real d-bag.
April 4th, 2009 at 01:12 pm
How right you are, and don't forget his douchey sidekick Chris Dodd.
April 4th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
I can't believe Obama wasn't in this tournament...Nobody knows him better than me, and I'll tell ya, the guy is a complete moron without me around. I have to tell him everything.....everything, damnit!! You shitheads who voted for him actually voted for me.....hehe
April 4th, 2009 at 03:21 pm
That's funny. I used to tell Bush what to say, but he was too illiterate to read.
Guess Republicans should spend less time snorting coke and getting wasted in college and more time actually learning how to read.
April 4th, 2009 at 04:05 pm
Just remember, President Bush had better grades than John Kerry and that other rocket scientist Al Gore. As for Obama's grades, I'm not too sure, he was probably too busy sucking Bill Ayers' hippie schlong.
April 4th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
President of the Harvard Law Review is essentially the valedictorian of his class.
April 5th, 2009 at 01:40 am
No it's not, that just means you can suck dick and kiss ass the best in your class.
April 5th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Yeah dude it's based on grades and performance scores.
April 6th, 2009 at 05:55 pm
watching ...uhhh...Obama speaking to ... uhhhh... the press in ...uhhhh.... Strasburg was...... pretty ....uhhh....painful since he didn't ..... have ... uhh .. uhh .. the ..uhh ... teleprompter.
April 4th, 2009 at 06:23 pm
i love how people here thinks rush is a bigger douche that ripped off thousands of americans savings. sure, rush is a douche, but he's only an entertainer.
Democrats complain when celebrities and entertainers are attacked for having liberal views, claiming "they are just actors/entertainers they can have whatever view they want". well so is rush, he's a right wing jay leno with a political themed show, that's all he is.
April 4th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
I'd vote for MADOFF- for coolest dude in the world! How he tricked those poor rich people is, yes, unfortunate, yet poetic..
April 4th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Limbaugh should be in the Douchebag Hall of Fame...
April 4th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Why is octomom doing so well. She's just crazy, she's not that big of a douche.
April 5th, 2009 at 01:56 am
Unbelievable OCTO MOM.. NO WAY. She had 8 kids and she is crazy. But dont blame her. She aint a douche.
April 5th, 2009 at 07:22 am
crazy or not, its still a douche.
April 5th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Bernie Madoff is the biggest piece of shit on the planet. I hope he wins the crown.
http://www.advicejerk.com
April 5th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
LULZ @ the Repugs freaking out because the vast majority of the American public thinks that their hero is a fat dick. And a strong majority of Holy Taco readers.
Fine by me though. The Repuglican Party will continue to decline as long as he is serving as your party's mouthpiece! All hail Rushbo!
April 5th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Another liberal douche who has no idea what he is talking about. The Republican Party will continue to decline if we keep nominating moderate candidates like John McCain. We need a candidate who will remind the American people what has made America the most powerful and free country on Earth. That means keeping the government out of our lives, not sticking their greedy mitts into every aspect of our lives.
Newt Gingrich in 2012.
April 5th, 2009 at 03:01 pm
Yea, because the republicans would never pass warrent less wire taps or any thing like that! And theyd never tell two adults who they can love! I mean god, whats with all the libiral idiots out there, dont they see that the republicans are for freedom! Unless your gay or they think you might be doing something wrong. lmao
April 5th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
You ungrateful douche, the wiretapping of people with ties to terrorist organizations has saved American lives. When Obama cancels the program, and we get hit again, who will you blame, George Bush? You fucking cunt.
April 5th, 2009 at 09:35 pm
They wiretapped Christopher Hitchens too, you fucking idiot dittohead retard. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2006/jan/18/pressandpublishing.usnews
April 6th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Wow, I guess it's time for me to refute another outrageous douchey claim by a liberal.....Christopher Hitchens "feared" that his telephone and email were being monitored. Once again, a liberal douche takes the facts and distorts them to make it seem like there is concrete evidence that somebody with no terrorist ties was monitored by the Bush administration. You douchebags make this too easy for me.
April 9th, 2009 at 01:15 am
and yet, no response to this...
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/438
April 9th, 2009 at 07:02 pm
Here is my response:
There has not been one terrorist attack on US soil since September 11. Not one. Try reading the Constitution, it clearly gives the president extraordinary powers in times of national crisis. I guess you would have protested President Lincoln's suspension of the writ of Habeas Corpus during the Civil War.....You douche.
May 6th, 2009 at 05:36 am
national crisis my ass less then 3k people died. how many people die to car accidents, poverty, and disease everyday? Does that mean we should stop driving, and eating like gluttons? We got off easy on 9/11
April 6th, 2009 at 07:04 am
yeah, just look at all the lives they saved on this mission, you ungreatful liberal cunt!!!!!!!
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/438
May 6th, 2009 at 05:33 am
terrorists are always gonna attack you fag. You can't blame anyone except the people who keep thinking we should stick our nose in the rest of the world's shit. Should have left saddam alone imo.
April 5th, 2009 at 03:39 pm
Hahah okay man, good! PLEASE GOD nominate Newt Gingrich. PLEASE!!! That would be so fucking awesome. The general public will just eat that nomination up, hahah.
April 5th, 2009 at 04:39 pm
As a Liberal Democrat, I would be fucking THRILLED if you guys ran Newt Gingrich in 2012. Go for it!
April 5th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
Repug wow your so clever its blowing my mind!!! actually your a fucking idiot so shut your mouth and speak when spoken to
April 5th, 2009 at 03:37 pm
ZOMGkthnx
April 5th, 2009 at 03:49 pm
Palin would have been good douche candidate.
I couldn't stand that folksy talking, traditionalist acting, plastic looking bitch.
April 5th, 2009 at 09:29 pm
You betcha.
April 5th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
So Obama the wild card?
April 6th, 2009 at 07:45 am
I can't believe how many dumb liberals are participating in this tournament.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:50 am
Why, because Rushbo (and his 30% favorability rating) is going to win? Damn Liberal America.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:36 am
What about Blagojevich?
May 5th, 2009 at 06:55 pm
last surprise entry - Jesus Christ
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