Welcome to HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament! It's the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.
We took 16 douchebags from the fields of Entertainment, Sports, Business, and Politics, ranked them accordingly and matched them up in a manner similar to a crazy tournament between February and April that we can't name due to legal issues. So, the #1 ranked douchebag in each division plays the #16 ranked douchebag, the #2 ranked douchebag plays the #15 ranked douchebag and so on.
Each day we'll show the results and update the brackets to let you know who's advancing towards becoming the 2009 Douchebag Of The Year. Here's an up-to-date breakdown of all four brackets:
I hope Sean Avery goes all the way. Unfortunately, not enough Americans will be familiar with his douchebaggery and he won't make it, probably. And where the hell is Joseph Fritzl? He's also known as Austrian dungeon dad.
basically creating the personal computer industry, creating one of the best animation companies in history, revitalizing the company he started from it's failing state into a highly profitable and stable business, leading said company to being one of the only large american companies experiencing growth during the recession, surviving pancreatic cancer, etc, etc
And no Nancy Grace? Are there people out there who enjoy her? Dane Cook should be higher, Vince "the germans always make good stuff" Offer could bang my sister and i'd be pumped.
Final 4- Jimmy Fallon, Barry Bonds, AIG and George W. Bush. Jimmy Fallon wins. He has absolutely no talent, never has had any, never will have any. Its only a matter of days before they mercifully pull the plug on his show...
Final Four:
Stephen A Smith-Racist Douche
Sean Penn-Ignorant Douche
Michael Moore (close with Olberman)-Lying, Propaganda using, Douche
Tim Geithner-Don't blame AIG, blame this douche, Dodd, Obama, and the Stimulus Bill douches.
Dude what the fuck how is Glenn Beck rated so low. His fake crying is priceless. None of these mother fuckers is even close to how insanely douchey this guy is with his 9 and 12 dumbass ideas. They include "America is a good place, not perfect but good". That is supposed to be profound or some shit come on guys he is freaking priceless.
No Shawn Hannity or am I just blind? Search your souls, everyone. You all know Hannity leaves all those others in the dust on douchiness. Fake outrage? Check. Typcial GOP chickenhawk? Check again. A-hole that cuts people off the moment they start to make sense? Check. That unholy smirk that says "I'm better than you, but I'll sit here condenscendingly responding to what you have to say"? Check, check, check. Hannity for the win.
Mark Levin is a bigger douche than even hannity and limbaugh . Levin wins on the timbre of his voice alone . He sounds like Mickey Mouse after way too much tequila .
I'm from England and I still know for a fact Paris Hilton is your worse export to England ever! God knows what a douch is but she definately is an annoying whore! She is over here doing some shit reality show where she searches for a best mate. What the **** is that all about? My toes are curling with embarassment thinking about it!
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March 18th, 2009 at 08:07 pm
I eat black cock?
March 18th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
idiot
March 18th, 2009 at 08:08 pm
Shamwow guy rules
March 18th, 2009 at 09:04 pm
Vince Offer! I love his nuts!
March 18th, 2009 at 08:22 pm
Final Four:
4 Pac-Man Jones
1 Chris Brown
1 Rush Limbaugh
2 AIG
Brown will take it all.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:20 pm
Al Sharpton has to make the final four.
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March 18th, 2009 at 09:03 pm
Why are Shamwow guy, Olbermann, and Fallon on there?
Anyhoo, it's Kanye West to the top of this one...
March 26th, 2009 at 05:16 pm
Because Olbermann is the biggest douche in the universe, douche.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:07 pm
the fact that Chris Dodd and Barney Frank are not on this bracket is disgraceful
March 18th, 2009 at 09:39 pm
Agreed. This voids the whole validy of this.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
I hope Sean Avery goes all the way. Unfortunately, not enough Americans will be familiar with his douchebaggery and he won't make it, probably. And where the hell is Joseph Fritzl? He's also known as Austrian dungeon dad.
March 19th, 2009 at 05:23 am
if anything i think he should win the worlds best dad competition i mean he only raped because he cared
March 18th, 2009 at 09:11 pm
Holy Taco dude, thats insane!
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March 18th, 2009 at 09:11 pm
Where's CheapyD from CheapAssGamer? :p
March 18th, 2009 at 09:18 pm
jimmy fallon is the man.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
if by man you mean douchebag then yes..
March 27th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Jim Fallon? What are you doing here?
March 18th, 2009 at 09:18 pm
Simply brilliant.
www.bonethefish.com
March 18th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
Hey Taco Turds, way to hide your political views. Did MSNBC help you select the candidates?
March 18th, 2009 at 09:54 pm
Because they're a respected politcal news media source. This is about the years biggest douchebag, and you're complaining about political bias.
March 19th, 2009 at 07:43 am
In case you whining little Republican bitches didn't notice, each political pairing is liberal vs. conservative. Morons.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:26 pm
wow. Toucher and Rich on WBCN did this about 3 months ago, way to go break
March 18th, 2009 at 09:29 pm
Why is steve jobs not there?
March 18th, 2009 at 09:37 pm
how the fuck did cheney not make the list ?
March 18th, 2009 at 09:56 pm
because it says national douchebag tourn, not who is the worlds biggest criminal
March 18th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
criminality and douchebaggery are not mutually exclusive. he should be in the competition.
March 19th, 2009 at 09:01 am
Yeah, Steve Jobs!
basically creating the personal computer industry, creating one of the best animation companies in history, revitalizing the company he started from it's failing state into a highly profitable and stable business, leading said company to being one of the only large american companies experiencing growth during the recession, surviving pancreatic cancer, etc, etc
What a douche!
March 18th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
how did Robert Mugabe not make the politics division?
March 18th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
And no Nancy Grace? Are there people out there who enjoy her? Dane Cook should be higher, Vince "the germans always make good stuff" Offer could bang my sister and i'd be pumped.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
I like katharine heigl ...she was very nice to me on a bad hallmark film....when I was havin' a hard time
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
March 18th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I have Tom Cruise down as my early favorite to win.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Final Four:
Sean Avery
Tom Cruise
Kanye West
Chris Brown
March 19th, 2009 at 08:00 am
Are you retarded? Do you know how brackets work? How can three of your final four possibly work out when THEY'RE IN THE SAME FUCKING BRACKET!!!
March 19th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Hahahaha good stuff. Made me laugh my ass off.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Final 4- Jimmy Fallon, Barry Bonds, AIG and George W. Bush. Jimmy Fallon wins. He has absolutely no talent, never has had any, never will have any. Its only a matter of days before they mercifully pull the plug on his show...
March 19th, 2009 at 01:09 am
Dane Cook ftw
March 19th, 2009 at 01:13 am
Where is Obama, Pelosi, Maher, or Dodd?
March 19th, 2009 at 09:09 am
Pelosi is the only douche on that list.
Where are Steele, Boehner, Harris, Bachman?
March 27th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Runnin' a train on your mom
March 19th, 2009 at 01:44 am
Final Four:
Stephen A Smith-Racist Douche
Sean Penn-Ignorant Douche
Michael Moore (close with Olberman)-Lying, Propaganda using, Douche
Tim Geithner-Don't blame AIG, blame this douche, Dodd, Obama, and the Stimulus Bill douches.
March 19th, 2009 at 04:06 am
Dude what the fuck how is Glenn Beck rated so low. His fake crying is priceless. None of these mother fuckers is even close to how insanely douchey this guy is with his 9 and 12 dumbass ideas. They include "America is a good place, not perfect but good". That is supposed to be profound or some shit come on guys he is freaking priceless.
March 19th, 2009 at 09:06 am
Yes, Glenn Beck is easily the biggest douche on the list.
March 19th, 2009 at 05:17 am
No Shawn Hannity or am I just blind? Search your souls, everyone. You all know Hannity leaves all those others in the dust on douchiness. Fake outrage? Check. Typcial GOP chickenhawk? Check again. A-hole that cuts people off the moment they start to make sense? Check. That unholy smirk that says "I'm better than you, but I'll sit here condenscendingly responding to what you have to say"? Check, check, check. Hannity for the win.
March 19th, 2009 at 07:59 am
Mark Levin is a bigger douche than even hannity and limbaugh . Levin wins on the timbre of his voice alone . He sounds like Mickey Mouse after way too much tequila .
March 19th, 2009 at 05:37 am
Kanye West is an absolute muppet.
March 19th, 2009 at 08:55 pm
that is the the truest statement on here. good one mate, he is complete rubish- cwr
March 19th, 2009 at 06:33 am
I'm from England and I still know for a fact Paris Hilton is your worse export to England ever! God knows what a douch is but she definately is an annoying whore! She is over here doing some shit reality show where she searches for a best mate. What the **** is that all about? My toes are curling with embarassment thinking about it!
March 19th, 2009 at 06:35 am
Liberal fucktards.
March 19th, 2009 at 06:47 am
seacrest is a huge douche and a kiss ass and i also thing hes also a queerbag
March 19th, 2009 at 07:02 am
I didnt know we were voting on biggest conservative douche... I thought this tournament would include all the douches....
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