Welcome to HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament! It's the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.
We took 16 douchebags from the fields of Entertainment, Sports, Business, and Politics, ranked them accordingly and matched them up in a manner similar to a crazy tournament between February and April that we can't name due to legal issues. So, the #1 ranked douchebag in each division plays the #16 ranked douchebag, the #2 ranked douchebag plays the #15 ranked douchebag and so on.
Each day we'll show the results and update the brackets to let you know who's advancing towards becoming the 2009 Douchebag Of The Year. Here's an up-to-date breakdown of all four brackets:
anyone else notice how easily conservadouches get their feelings hurt these days?
Wow, I new you were all closet cases but don't lose your retarded tough guy act just yet!
hey here's an idea have some non-republicans on the political D-Bag section. Oh wait, the democrats are hypocritical D-bag's themselves so they wouldn't want to put themselves up there!
that a democrat for ya keep it up your making us look ohhh sooo good. wheres obama i think he deserve to be up there but then again ishouldnt have said that. huh.. gotta love the lefties bring on the replies. suckers
Yeah, I think its pretty hilarious that the Conservatives don't know enough to notice that one of their own is paired up with a notorious Lib. Do a little research, idiots. At least WE know who the players are on your side- you're too stupid to know who's on the opposing team?
Every conservative is paired up with a liberal. It's funny that you would be making a comment calling others stupid when you appear to be half a tard yourself. Congrats dip shit
I'm sorry Kyle- but in what way was MY statement erroneous?
I was pointing out the ignorance of those who felt that this board was unbalanced in favor of conservative candidates when it is, in fact, equal.
Isn't Rush on the radio somewhere? Go get your daily dose.
Barney Frank should be #1 right now... I would also replace Harry Reid with Nancy Pelosi or skeletor as I like to call her...she is a much bigger douche bag than Reid...both literally and metaphorically.
I think we all know who will win this. Even though he is not one of the candidates, Barack Oboma is going to take us all down, making him the biggest douche of all time.
the fact that people still fight about who is wrong or right when it comes to politics makes you all a douchebag. haven't you realized that it is a never ending fight?
anyways...since we are on the subject of shit talk. Rush and Colter should just die. Im pretty sure the world would be a better place if they do.
Why are all the freakin liberals posting with Anonymous? They all talk shit but hide behind the veil of the internet. I vote Obama for A#1 douchebag, my number 2 are all of the sheep of the American public that voted for him! Perhaps you should file a civic suit against all of us that do not believe the steaming pile of crap the democrats are feeding us. All you want to do is blame Bush. Without evening knowing the true story which is this entire problem started with the housing crisis. the housing crisis started when Bill Clinton forced Fannie & Freddie to loosen the lending standards, so more bleeding heart, tax sucking liberal a-holes could buy a house! When Bush pushed to have the standards changed, it was voted down by - you guess it the same bleeding heart liberals that now want to blame it on Bush & the republicans. Why cry about Limbaugh or Coulter - they make no policies, they speak their minds. Only the liberal idiots in power set the policies, so they get my # 3 vote!
Yeah...I hate bleeding vagina liberals and their "facts". Tax and spendicrats that's what I call them ... am I right??!?!? Massive government spending is never the answer, that's why we need to start more wars, that's the type of government spending that we need! Chuck Norris/Anne Coulter '12!
Boy, tell that to the great conservative Bush. He oversaw the largest expansion of the government in the history of the United States and more than doubled the national debt. Hmm... sounds like your definition of liberal to me...
Yay lets blame someone who's been in office for two minutes Yay! more guns and more National debt instead ! Yay lets ship more heavy equipment to Iraq and then bury it in the sand after its been used once so we can order more at the taxpayers expense Yay ! Lets give the impression to the whole world that we can't abide anyone who doesn't watch baseball and eats grits Yay !
I present to you just a few terribly racist Rush Limbaugh quotes:
"I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark."
"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."
" You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed."
"They’re 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares? "
No man is more ignorant and close-minded with some many ignorant close-minded listeners (and apparently one listener who doesn't even listen to him enough to realize the above). Not only is he racist but he's a fat, disgusting fuck of a person who hates women and just about everyone who's not a fat disgusting fuck like him.
If I posted quotes from your post, I too could say that you were racist. You see, Rush makes fun of people and often mocks them by telling the listeners what so-n-so would say and how they would say it. Easiest thing in the world to take what a satirist says out of context. Your last two quotes are him fake-quoting a liberal or the liberal institution to illustrate how they think. I notice that how fat he is is always added to his list of sins, lol. Such brilliant accusations! But you are correct about one thing: He is a mysogonist
Part of his art is that he makes people like you freak out a certain way. I may not agree with the man's politics, but he is funny and knows what hes doing.
I wish there was someone on the Left as good as he is at accurately pointing out the Left's flaws. John Stewart? No. Funny guy but not that astute. Phil Hendrie is pretty much the closest the left has in quality. He just isn't as rabid as the Left would like. Too fair minded. A rare commodity in political commentary.
It's called tact.... Someting that other major political satirists seem to get.
Rush, on the other hand, can stand up on his soap box, and just like your limp wrist, say he was misconstrued or misquoted. It always works as a convenient defense when your mouth keeps talking and your brain stops thinking.
The Sports Division is seriously undermanned this year compared to the others... 2008/09 hasn't been that major for sports in douche-action...
The Business division is not technically that douchey as it is more focused on massive dicking of he people... I think we need to get clear definition on 'Douche'.. a bit like the 'MVP' debate... But don't count them out... they have some strong potential there
Politics brackets brings its usual perennial douches... I don't think they've really elevated their game in the past months to be a real contender... But as always, they could be the sleepers of this tournament...
The Entertainment division is by far the favorite to take all honors... Most entries could potentialy go all the way winner. We're talking never before seen doucheism here. A couple of half-douches squeezed in but some of those guys are behemoth douches... I'm expecting major blowing wins early on and epic battles in the finals rounds...
YES, business division is more just generally fucking people over and being a greedy cocksucker. But, i guess both of those things make you a douche......
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March 19th, 2009 at 07:33 am
They aren't ALL conservative. Michael Moore is on the list. haha
March 19th, 2009 at 09:04 am
anyone else notice how easily conservadouches get their feelings hurt these days?
Wow, I new you were all closet cases but don't lose your retarded tough guy act just yet!
March 19th, 2009 at 09:32 am
retarted tough guy act? You must be a little pussy.
March 19th, 2009 at 07:28 am
Sean Avery is a riot, don't be a bunch of pussies.
Skip Bayless better win, you can't tell me there is a bigger d-bag in sports...well maybe Barry Bonds.
March 19th, 2009 at 07:33 am
hey here's an idea have some non-republicans on the political D-Bag section. Oh wait, the democrats are hypocritical D-bag's themselves so they wouldn't want to put themselves up there!
March 19th, 2009 at 07:55 am
They do have Dems .... Olberman and Huffington are Dems
March 19th, 2009 at 07:57 am
Dude, half the politicians are Democrats. Read a newspaper or something.
March 19th, 2009 at 08:14 am
eat a dick you republican fag
March 19th, 2009 at 08:48 pm
that a democrat for ya keep it up your making us look ohhh sooo good. wheres obama i think he deserve to be up there but then again ishouldnt have said that. huh.. gotta love the lefties bring on the replies. suckers
March 20th, 2009 at 09:53 am
Sorry. Religious nut jobs our side. Fags your side.
March 19th, 2009 at 08:25 am
Congratulations! Your response just qualified you for the anonymous reply D-Bag bracket....
March 19th, 2009 at 08:19 am
I think the politics one could have far more douchier people on it. However, it is pretty balanced as conservative vs liberal goes.
March 19th, 2009 at 09:32 am
Yeah, I think its pretty hilarious that the Conservatives don't know enough to notice that one of their own is paired up with a notorious Lib. Do a little research, idiots. At least WE know who the players are on your side- you're too stupid to know who's on the opposing team?
March 19th, 2009 at 09:36 am
Every conservative is paired up with a liberal. It's funny that you would be making a comment calling others stupid when you appear to be half a tard yourself. Congrats dip shit
March 19th, 2009 at 11:58 am
I'm sorry Kyle- but in what way was MY statement erroneous?
I was pointing out the ignorance of those who felt that this board was unbalanced in favor of conservative candidates when it is, in fact, equal.
Isn't Rush on the radio somewhere? Go get your daily dose.
March 19th, 2009 at 09:42 am
Barney Frank should be #1 right now... I would also replace Harry Reid with Nancy Pelosi or skeletor as I like to call her...she is a much bigger douche bag than Reid...both literally and metaphorically.
March 19th, 2009 at 09:52 am
Where's the little rodent Obama? Barry and Michelle should both be on here...Big Eared Barry Hussein is the biggest douche in the land.
March 19th, 2009 at 10:07 am
where the hell is Criss Angel! He's the biggest douche of them all!
March 27th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Banging your fat ass mom, homo!
March 19th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I think we all know who will win this. Even though he is not one of the candidates, Barack Oboma is going to take us all down, making him the biggest douche of all time.
March 21st, 2009 at 02:31 pm
Actually, that would make the American voters the biggest douche of all time.
March 22nd, 2009 at 09:36 pm
Where does all this fear of Obama "taking us down" come from? Where is your evidence??
March 26th, 2009 at 05:26 pm
In all the porky shit he has spent, he is wrecking the dollar and will inevitably bankrupt the country.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
the fact that people still fight about who is wrong or right when it comes to politics makes you all a douchebag. haven't you realized that it is a never ending fight?
anyways...since we are on the subject of shit talk. Rush and Colter should just die. Im pretty sure the world would be a better place if they do.
March 20th, 2009 at 09:50 am
I will give you Colter if we could take Poloski.
March 20th, 2009 at 09:57 pm
If we get Coulter, you can have Michael Moore.
March 19th, 2009 at 01:00 pm
Where the hell is obama?? he should top that list!
March 19th, 2009 at 01:43 pm
Why are all the freakin liberals posting with Anonymous? They all talk shit but hide behind the veil of the internet. I vote Obama for A#1 douchebag, my number 2 are all of the sheep of the American public that voted for him! Perhaps you should file a civic suit against all of us that do not believe the steaming pile of crap the democrats are feeding us. All you want to do is blame Bush. Without evening knowing the true story which is this entire problem started with the housing crisis. the housing crisis started when Bill Clinton forced Fannie & Freddie to loosen the lending standards, so more bleeding heart, tax sucking liberal a-holes could buy a house! When Bush pushed to have the standards changed, it was voted down by - you guess it the same bleeding heart liberals that now want to blame it on Bush & the republicans. Why cry about Limbaugh or Coulter - they make no policies, they speak their minds. Only the liberal idiots in power set the policies, so they get my # 3 vote!
March 19th, 2009 at 02:53 pm
Yeah. People should use their real names!
March 19th, 2009 at 03:05 pm
Yeah...I hate bleeding vagina liberals and their "facts". Tax and spendicrats that's what I call them ... am I right??!?!? Massive government spending is never the answer, that's why we need to start more wars, that's the type of government spending that we need! Chuck Norris/Anne Coulter '12!
March 20th, 2009 at 06:52 am
Boy, tell that to the great conservative Bush. He oversaw the largest expansion of the government in the history of the United States and more than doubled the national debt. Hmm... sounds like your definition of liberal to me...
March 20th, 2009 at 09:49 am
I think the largest expansion was FDR. MM Strike that gona go to the Bammer.
March 19th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
Yay lets blame someone who's been in office for two minutes Yay! more guns and more National debt instead ! Yay lets ship more heavy equipment to Iraq and then bury it in the sand after its been used once so we can order more at the taxpayers expense Yay ! Lets give the impression to the whole world that we can't abide anyone who doesn't watch baseball and eats grits Yay !
March 20th, 2009 at 07:04 am
I bet you were one of those blaming Bush for 9/11????
March 19th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
www.collegehumor.com/video:1889567
March 19th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
america is screwed! we're a breeding ground for douches! i guess still better than france... lol
March 19th, 2009 at 04:31 pm
Baka.
March 19th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
Hey guys, hey,
Toucher and Rich did this on 104.1 WBCN in Boston, 6-10am. Excellent radio show....
March 19th, 2009 at 07:34 pm
Rush "The Racist" Limbaugh should be one of the frontrunners. Where's Bill O'Reilly?
Octomom should just get a bye to the final four.
Since steroids are as American as apple pie, as is committing perjury, Barry Bonds is a shoe-in.
You can't touch anyone that knows how to swindle $65 billion. Bernie Madoff is a legend in his own time.
March 22nd, 2009 at 06:50 am
All these years of listening to Rush and I have never heard anything racist.
I guess oversensitivity can make you see things that aren't there.
His co host/producer/whateverheis is black for fucks sake!!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 09:34 pm
I present to you just a few terribly racist Rush Limbaugh quotes:
"I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark."
"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."
" You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed."
"They’re 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares? "
No man is more ignorant and close-minded with some many ignorant close-minded listeners (and apparently one listener who doesn't even listen to him enough to realize the above). Not only is he racist but he's a fat, disgusting fuck of a person who hates women and just about everyone who's not a fat disgusting fuck like him.
March 23rd, 2009 at 08:56 am
If I posted quotes from your post, I too could say that you were racist. You see, Rush makes fun of people and often mocks them by telling the listeners what so-n-so would say and how they would say it. Easiest thing in the world to take what a satirist says out of context. Your last two quotes are him fake-quoting a liberal or the liberal institution to illustrate how they think. I notice that how fat he is is always added to his list of sins, lol. Such brilliant accusations! But you are correct about one thing: He is a mysogonist
Part of his art is that he makes people like you freak out a certain way. I may not agree with the man's politics, but he is funny and knows what hes doing.
I wish there was someone on the Left as good as he is at accurately pointing out the Left's flaws. John Stewart? No. Funny guy but not that astute. Phil Hendrie is pretty much the closest the left has in quality. He just isn't as rabid as the Left would like. Too fair minded. A rare commodity in political commentary.
March 23rd, 2009 at 09:09 pm
It's called tact.... Someting that other major political satirists seem to get.
Rush, on the other hand, can stand up on his soap box, and just like your limp wrist, say he was misconstrued or misquoted. It always works as a convenient defense when your mouth keeps talking and your brain stops thinking.
March 24th, 2009 at 09:19 am
You know something about tact?
March 19th, 2009 at 08:04 pm
You put the ShamWOW guy up against Jaoquin Pheonix? Those are the top 2 contenders for D-Bag of the Year. That battle should be saved for later.
March 20th, 2009 at 03:49 am
LOL this is some funny stuff.
www.bonethefish.com
March 20th, 2009 at 05:28 am
The Sports Division is seriously undermanned this year compared to the others... 2008/09 hasn't been that major for sports in douche-action...
The Business division is not technically that douchey as it is more focused on massive dicking of he people... I think we need to get clear definition on 'Douche'.. a bit like the 'MVP' debate... But don't count them out... they have some strong potential there
Politics brackets brings its usual perennial douches... I don't think they've really elevated their game in the past months to be a real contender... But as always, they could be the sleepers of this tournament...
The Entertainment division is by far the favorite to take all honors... Most entries could potentialy go all the way winner. We're talking never before seen doucheism here. A couple of half-douches squeezed in but some of those guys are behemoth douches... I'm expecting major blowing wins early on and epic battles in the finals rounds...
March 20th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
YES, business division is more just generally fucking people over and being a greedy cocksucker. But, i guess both of those things make you a douche......
March 20th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
Absolutely Stephen. Chris Brown and Octo-mom are simply powerhouses coming out of such a strong division.
I have a sleeper pick in Shamwow guy going to the Elite Eight
March 20th, 2009 at 06:51 am
Where is Obama on this list??? I guess if he were listed, he'd win by a landslide...
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