Welcome to HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament! It's the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.
We took 16 douchebags from the fields of Entertainment, Sports, Business, and Politics, ranked them accordingly and matched them up in a manner similar to a crazy tournament between February and April that we can't name due to legal issues. So, the #1 ranked douchebag in each division plays the #16 ranked douchebag, the #2 ranked douchebag plays the #15 ranked douchebag and so on.
Each day we'll show the results and update the brackets to let you know who's advancing towards becoming the 2009 Douchebag Of The Year. Here's an up-to-date breakdown of all four brackets:
some kind of super hacker indeed. In fact I heard the person that did that was the same person who hacked the election machines in 04' and got bush re-elected. haha jk
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! moore's a bigger douche than bush?
i've lost faith in every single person who posts on this blog. Moore is an opinionated fat slob with a camera. Bush is dumb as fuck Frat boy who wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for his rich father. He ran this country into the ground and destroyed it's reputation by committing war crimes and being a dumbass overall.
you said this: "Bush is dumb as fuck Frat boy who wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for his rich father."
LOL! Try saying this out loud in different accents. Its fun! When simple people get all riled up, they can be a hoot. A toast to the outrage of the dumb and poor! ::raises glass::
Actually, some douche nozzle used a cheesy hack to bump up Moore over Bush. To punish said douche nozzle, Moore should have been eliminated from contention. Between 2 and 5 am Monday, there was a 30 point swing. It should be Bush VS Glenn Beck.
There should only be one vote per person allowed.
51% of this country already knows Bush is the biggest douche of the decade, possibly the century. And everybody who is hating on Obama can give Bush a big thanks for getting him overwhelmingly elected, in a legal election.
True?? Well then why didn't this powerful vote stealing republican machine steal this one too? (rhetorical question)
If it wasn't for how infested with christians the republican party is, I doubt it would be so "hip" for the new wave of young dumb voters to be democrat. But then, who cares. There will always be dumb people voting be they young, christian, senile, hayseed whatever.
worst comment I've ever read. You question the same people who will soon be running your country and are better trained and educated then you will ever be. As a member of the USMC I resent your comments on youth, since afterall, we are the very ones protecting your freedoms..Maybe you should abstain from voting in the interim elections since you obviously have a problem with ignorant votes.
Even though you hate my comment, I thank you for your service to our country. I am totally pro-military. I'm anti-idiot though.
... BUT .... You advise me not to vote because I don't like dumb people? Are all young people dumb? No, of course not. But lots more of them lack the wisdom than older folks.
You and I probably voted the same but you are a little bit of a twat. Probably too young to have proper reading comprehension (ie.: dumb, you see?).
Go blow yourself. How in the hell did Blagojevich lose to Beck. Beck - a good moral man with sincere loyalty for this country Vs. Blago - a disgustingly poor excuse for a man who took the trust of his voters and shat all over it? I don't understand the youth of today and I'm included in that demographic...
A good moral man? The guy's show is staight comedy. He is such a f-ing sensationalist...I don't even know what to say. The guy is just making a living and I can't hate on him for that, but I don't put birdfart's value on what he has to say politically. Sheesh.
Agreed, but he definitely is a gigantic blowhard who either believes his own bullshit and thinks you should too, which makes him a giant d-bag, or he is just going for ratings and being outrageous is how he gets them. That's pretty deuchey too considering there are most likely legions of lemmings believing his sensationalist horseshit.
If the democrats have their way you will be paying taxes for birdfarts...so you better care "politically." Im guessing they will "value" a bird fart at $.25 with global warming and all. Oh I mean global climate change since evidence proves that it actually seems to be cooling now.
Let's not forget that this "illegal" war has liberated almost 50 million people in Afghanistan and Iraq. Let's not forget that the Democrats in Congress looked at the same intelligence as President Bush, and voted for the war. Let's not forget that every intelligence agency in the world said that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Let's not forget that he had used these weapons on the Kurds. Let's not forget that the national debt when Bush left office was 500 billion dollars, and after 2 months in office, Obama has upped it to 3 trillion dollars. Lastly, you douchebag, let's not forget that President Bush amazingly kept us safe for 7 years after September 11th......you big fucking ungrateful douche. You should get down on your knees every night and thank George Bush for keeping you and your family safe. And while you're down there, you should at least offer to lick his nutsack.
There's no need to put quotes around illegal. Almost every country in the UN voted against invading Iraq, and only intelligence agencies in the US said they had weapons, the rest of the world wanted prof. That's why we are alone over there and globally hated for it. What about the overwhelming amount of intelligence that said we were going to be attacked before September 11th, he sure didn't keep us safe then. And let's not forget the entire generation of terrorists these awesome wars are creating right now. I think a cockpunch would be much more appropriate.
I can't believe how upset some of you douche bags are getting...It's a made up bracket that really means nothing in the end...go shove a pencil in your neck.
This site wanted to make themselves think they were even ended. Let's think for a second..does anyone really think Sara Palin is more of a douche than keith olbermann?? this guy thrives off being a complete idiot, next, Ann Coulter over Harry Reid, i agree Ann Coulter is a dumb bitch and should shut her mouth..but if they compared her to Barney Franks it would have been a fair competition. Glen Beck vs. Blago. are you kidding me? I think both these guys are douchebags but really? Blago might be the biggest joke in the entire world. I watch msnbc sometimes also, but goddamn i don't base everything off them.
Any Douchebag Tournament that no longer includes Keith Olbermann & Michael Moore, and never included Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, or Al Franken was never going to be complete.
admitted Nazi collaborator George Soros? You fucking retard, during the Nazi rise to power, Soros was like fucking 8 years old. You my friend , are a fucktard.
When it comes to sports, you have to think of who is telling you what is happening. Unfortunately for us that person is typically El Douchero Uno: Joe Buck. Yet he is nowhere on here! Please revise you list to include Joe Buck, who should by all means walk to the final four without opposition.
Correctomundo, Joe Buck is a douchebag of epic proportion. The entire world series, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about how great the Tampa Rays were while the Phillies were kicking their asses.
Chris Brown vs. Octo-Mom should be pretty close as will Rush vs. Sharpton and T.O.vs Bonds. One has to give the edge to Madoff in the business Bracket and overall win. i am so sad to see Dane Cook took and early exit but he got a ruff seed faceing octo mom and such but ... FUCK DANE COOK
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March 25th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Some guy voted like 15,000 times for Michael Moore and Shamwow guy at the last second... some kind of super-hacker!
For the record, I voted for Michael Moore and Shamwow guy. Bush is dumb but not necessarily a douchebag IMO.
March 26th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
some kind of super hacker indeed. In fact I heard the person that did that was the same person who hacked the election machines in 04' and got bush re-elected. haha jk
March 31st, 2009 at 01:21 pm
You should ask Hank Asher what he was doing during the 2000 election. The guy who helped in 2004 died in a plane crash, I think.
March 25th, 2009 at 06:48 am
How on Earth is Al Sharpton a 14 seed? He has to be the overall #1.
As for Madoff, he is a criminal. All the morons that bought into his BS are the douchebags.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:23 am
this is like choosing between piles of shit
March 25th, 2009 at 11:10 am
With or without nuts?
March 25th, 2009 at 10:30 am
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! moore's a bigger douche than bush?
i've lost faith in every single person who posts on this blog. Moore is an opinionated fat slob with a camera. Bush is dumb as fuck Frat boy who wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for his rich father. He ran this country into the ground and destroyed it's reputation by committing war crimes and being a dumbass overall.
fuck you all.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:46 am
fuck ME? what?
you said this: "Bush is dumb as fuck Frat boy who wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for his rich father."
LOL! Try saying this out loud in different accents. Its fun! When simple people get all riled up, they can be a hoot. A toast to the outrage of the dumb and poor! ::raises glass::
March 25th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
wow, you made fun of a typo... good for you.
March 26th, 2009 at 08:38 am
No, he made fun of a dumbass.
March 26th, 2009 at 05:54 pm
you republicans are the only dumbasses
March 27th, 2009 at 11:47 am
you think all the democrats are smart? Pelosi? Robert Bird? McKinney??? smart?????
March 25th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Actually, some douche nozzle used a cheesy hack to bump up Moore over Bush. To punish said douche nozzle, Moore should have been eliminated from contention. Between 2 and 5 am Monday, there was a 30 point swing. It should be Bush VS Glenn Beck.
March 25th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
There should only be one vote per person allowed.
51% of this country already knows Bush is the biggest douche of the decade, possibly the century. And everybody who is hating on Obama can give Bush a big thanks for getting him overwhelmingly elected, in a legal election.
March 26th, 2009 at 10:34 am
True?? Well then why didn't this powerful vote stealing republican machine steal this one too? (rhetorical question)
If it wasn't for how infested with christians the republican party is, I doubt it would be so "hip" for the new wave of young dumb voters to be democrat. But then, who cares. There will always be dumb people voting be they young, christian, senile, hayseed whatever.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
worst comment I've ever read. You question the same people who will soon be running your country and are better trained and educated then you will ever be. As a member of the USMC I resent your comments on youth, since afterall, we are the very ones protecting your freedoms..Maybe you should abstain from voting in the interim elections since you obviously have a problem with ignorant votes.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Even though you hate my comment, I thank you for your service to our country. I am totally pro-military. I'm anti-idiot though.
... BUT .... You advise me not to vote because I don't like dumb people? Are all young people dumb? No, of course not. But lots more of them lack the wisdom than older folks.
You and I probably voted the same but you are a little bit of a twat. Probably too young to have proper reading comprehension (ie.: dumb, you see?).
March 25th, 2009 at 07:29 pm
This is true.
March 26th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
Go blow yourself. How in the hell did Blagojevich lose to Beck. Beck - a good moral man with sincere loyalty for this country Vs. Blago - a disgustingly poor excuse for a man who took the trust of his voters and shat all over it? I don't understand the youth of today and I'm included in that demographic...
March 26th, 2009 at 06:33 pm
A good moral man? The guy's show is staight comedy. He is such a f-ing sensationalist...I don't even know what to say. The guy is just making a living and I can't hate on him for that, but I don't put birdfart's value on what he has to say politically. Sheesh.
March 27th, 2009 at 08:41 pm
Still, that doesn't make him a bad or immoral man.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Agreed, but he definitely is a gigantic blowhard who either believes his own bullshit and thinks you should too, which makes him a giant d-bag, or he is just going for ratings and being outrageous is how he gets them. That's pretty deuchey too considering there are most likely legions of lemmings believing his sensationalist horseshit.
March 30th, 2009 at 08:37 pm
If the democrats have their way you will be paying taxes for birdfarts...so you better care "politically." Im guessing they will "value" a bird fart at $.25 with global warming and all. Oh I mean global climate change since evidence proves that it actually seems to be cooling now.
March 26th, 2009 at 06:35 pm
You've got to love irony.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Let's not forget that this "illegal" war has liberated almost 50 million people in Afghanistan and Iraq. Let's not forget that the Democrats in Congress looked at the same intelligence as President Bush, and voted for the war. Let's not forget that every intelligence agency in the world said that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Let's not forget that he had used these weapons on the Kurds. Let's not forget that the national debt when Bush left office was 500 billion dollars, and after 2 months in office, Obama has upped it to 3 trillion dollars. Lastly, you douchebag, let's not forget that President Bush amazingly kept us safe for 7 years after September 11th......you big fucking ungrateful douche. You should get down on your knees every night and thank George Bush for keeping you and your family safe. And while you're down there, you should at least offer to lick his nutsack.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:45 am
There's no need to put quotes around illegal. Almost every country in the UN voted against invading Iraq, and only intelligence agencies in the US said they had weapons, the rest of the world wanted prof. That's why we are alone over there and globally hated for it. What about the overwhelming amount of intelligence that said we were going to be attacked before September 11th, he sure didn't keep us safe then. And let's not forget the entire generation of terrorists these awesome wars are creating right now. I think a cockpunch would be much more appropriate.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:56 am
You're as dumb as a boxes of rocks and I hate to insult rocks like that by comparing them to you.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:42 pm
A-Hole has the sports division wrapped up.
www.bonethefish.com
March 26th, 2009 at 04:20 pm
I can't believe how upset some of you douche bags are getting...It's a made up bracket that really means nothing in the end...go shove a pencil in your neck.
March 26th, 2009 at 06:53 pm
Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you.
March 26th, 2009 at 05:05 pm
Too bad Stephan A Smith wasn't seeded higher. That self righteous ass kisser had the goods to go all the way I think.
March 26th, 2009 at 06:27 pm
I'm already sweating the potential of a Beck vs. Sharpton as well as a Coulter vs. Limbaugh matchup. Also, Pelosi should have been at least an 8 seed.
March 26th, 2009 at 09:53 pm
This site wanted to make themselves think they were even ended. Let's think for a second..does anyone really think Sara Palin is more of a douche than keith olbermann?? this guy thrives off being a complete idiot, next, Ann Coulter over Harry Reid, i agree Ann Coulter is a dumb bitch and should shut her mouth..but if they compared her to Barney Franks it would have been a fair competition. Glen Beck vs. Blago. are you kidding me? I think both these guys are douchebags but really? Blago might be the biggest joke in the entire world. I watch msnbc sometimes also, but goddamn i don't base everything off them.
March 27th, 2009 at 01:07 am
How the fuck can A-roid lose to T.O? Did anyone see the homo erotic photo shoot A-Fag just did where he is making out with himself. Unreal.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:05 am
No, but i'm sure you have.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Any Douchebag Tournament that no longer includes Keith Olbermann & Michael Moore, and never included Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, or Al Franken was never going to be complete.
March 27th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
Right on, you forgot Barney Frank, Hugo Chavez, James Carville, and admitte Nazi collaborator George Soros.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:46 am
admitted Nazi collaborator George Soros? You fucking retard, during the Nazi rise to power, Soros was like fucking 8 years old. You my friend , are a fucktard.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:49 am
When it comes to sports, you have to think of who is telling you what is happening. Unfortunately for us that person is typically El Douchero Uno: Joe Buck. Yet he is nowhere on here! Please revise you list to include Joe Buck, who should by all means walk to the final four without opposition.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Correctomundo, Joe Buck is a douchebag of epic proportion. The entire world series, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about how great the Tampa Rays were while the Phillies were kicking their asses.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Oh c'mon - Tony Kornheiser is WAY douchier than Joe Buck.
March 27th, 2009 at 01:39 pm
Chris Brown vs. Octo-Mom should be pretty close as will Rush vs. Sharpton and T.O.vs Bonds. One has to give the edge to Madoff in the business Bracket and overall win. i am so sad to see Dane Cook took and early exit but he got a ruff seed faceing octo mom and such but ... FUCK DANE COOK
March 27th, 2009 at 08:55 pm
Francis totally should have gone on. Do people not recognize a magnificent douche when they see one? he is a fine douche!
March 27th, 2009 at 09:21 pm
I guess they left the monkey in chief off because he would win by a landslide.
Hell his sheboon mating partner would win 1st as well.
March 27th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
And they also forgot Barack "The Magic Commie" Obama.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:41 am
I'm drinking your milkshake, Poindexter.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Monkey in chief? You mean Bush?
March 27th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Bush is white dumbass.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:51 am
No, Bush is monkey.
http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/bush_chimp.JPG
March 28th, 2009 at 05:50 am
But Obongo is a chimp in EVERY picture. No need to photoshop ;)
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