We’ve finally made it to the Championship match-up of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament! It’s going to be a vicious, no-holds-barred grudge match between two of the biggest douchebags the world has ever seen:
There’s something for everyone in this match-up: Racists, Liberals, Conservatives, old people, young people, sunglasses fanatics, people who hate old men who cry to get noticed, and people who dislike people who get drunk and act like retards in public can all choose a side. Let’s take a look at the competitors:
(1) Kanye West
Kanye has encountered virtually no serious competition in the tournament thus far. In the Final Four match-up, Kanye absolutely destroyed Jimmy Clausen with 86% of the votes. This is the same Jimmy Clausen who knocked out 1-seed Tiger Woods in the second round, and he offered no challenge to Kanye whatsoever. But Kanye hasn’t met a competitor with the tournament track record that Glenn Beck has.
(1) Glenn Beck
In the last round, Beck pulled in 66% of the votes to knock Joe Francis out of the race. Like Clausen, Francis had dominated every contender he’d gone up against, but he was no match for the douchiness of Beck. Beck and Kanye are like freight trains full of douche, and they’re charging right towards eachother in this final head-to-head battle. Who will be crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2010? There’s only one way to find out: vote, and then wait until tomorrow. Seriously, that’s your only option.
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and this sucks ass
Kanye
For
The
Win!
No bigger douchebag exists on the planet earth.
Of course Beck wins this one! Everyone knows that the HT ball-suck toads are a bunch of lib-loving pussies and will make SURE a REAL bottom-dwelling spit-bucket like Kanye West loses!
Ghey. So ghey.
Judging by the choices, I’m guessing the authors were white, possibly gay, liberals.
FIRST, im the biggest D-bag!
If you’re talking about the video I posted some minutes ago, click on the title “DonkeyXote” and it should show in the box under the url.
Hey Justin, if you guys are gonna use it, could you guys use the discription for the title?
Hey Justin, I’m desperate to pawn DonkeyXote, will you guys seriously consider uploading my video?!?! That DonkeyPrick just unleashed the meanest fucking comments to me on two other threads, and if you guys publish it I will finally have my VICTORY!!!
C’mon guys, I’m desperate here!! Help a brother out!!!
I’m so scared right now, and have no idea what’s going to happen, so I’m just going to resort to the bitch move I always use. Also, I’m just pissed because someone is beating me at my own game, and no fuckwits I’m not talking about my tranny mom and sequential hermaphrodite sister ass raping me… that’s a different game.
I still want my video posted on HT, so if you guys want the embed code just hit me up.
Oh yeah. Fuck you Donkey!! You ain’t funny, creative or remotely threatening! The previous post shows exactly how much of a pussy you are.
Hahaha
I don’t give a shit if Justin and Johnny post the video, if they do, cool, if not whatever. I don’t live my life to get approval from the people on HT, unlike you philosopher.
Why so serious Dwight? Take a chill pill, fucking ginge!
BORING. That’s a really predictable final. Perez Hilton, Pat Robertson, Tim Tebow, Joe Francis and Ann Coulter would all have made much more interesting finalists.
That isn’t to say that Kanye and Glenn Beck aren’t massive douchebags, it’s just that everyone knows they’re douchebags and there’s not much more you can say about either of them. I wish people had shown a bit more imagination throughout the tournament.
You make a fair point; these guys going up against each other is fairly predictable, but then again, this is the douchebag tournament, where the biggest douchebag wins. And these guys are the two biggest douchebags out of the whole lot.
My money’s on Beck.
Yo, I’m sorry Glenn, and I’ma let ya finnish, but Kanye West is the biggest douchebag of all time!
I thought Kanye was a big douche during the regular season but I’ve grown tired of Taylor Swift so I’m going with Glenn Beck.
I’m so excited for the results. I cannot wait. I won’t be able to sleep tonight. I will finger my butt to try and keep my mind off of it.
Glenn Beck (like all cable news pundits) seems like more of an angry baby with Down’s Syndrome than a douche. Kanye, on the other hand, just fucking ooooozes douchiness. I never thought I’d say this, but…
GO KANYE! GO KANYE! GO KANYE!
This is truely epic.
Kanye has got to be the favorite here… But damn, I’ve got to vote Beck.
Kanye once said that reading books was for losers. A few years later he wrote a book. Much like a children’s book, it has several pages that are filled with only a single phrase in giant colored letters and rotten grammar. Things like “Start gettin usin or start bein uzed.” So shelve your embarrassing love of rap and see this turd for what he is.
Of course, you all think Republican equals douchebag which is vapid and simple-minded. What is actually true is that Mormon equals douchebag and Glen Beck is a Mormon. Also, colleagues of his from his not-so-long ago early radio days say that his strong political belief is an act he puts on to ride the wave of success. He employs a tone of voice like a TV preacher and has emotional moments of sincerity on cue. So shelve your comedian-authority political learning and look at what really marks this turd for what he is.