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The 2010 Douchebag Tournament Begins Now!

It’s finally here. The moment you’ve been anxiously awaiting for months: the paternity test came back negative! You’re not the father! Congratulations! In other news, Holy Taco’s 2nd Annual Douchebag Tournament begins today! If you’re not familiar with the tournament, you can check out last year’s epic showdown here. This year’s tournament will run pretty much the same as last year, except that we’re going to speed it up a little to keep it action-packed.  We’ve also got a new logo:
How the Douchebag Tournament Works:
We took 64 douchebags from the fields of Entertainment, Sports, Politics, and Business, ranked them accordingly, and matched them up in a manner similar to a crazy college sports tournament that takes place in March but that we can’t name for legal reasons. The tournament will run for 10 days (March 16-March 26). Each day, we’ll present new match-ups between douchebags from all four categories and you’ll vote for who you think is the bigger douchebag. The losers will be out of the tournament, the winners will move on to the next round, and eventually one of these shitheads will be declared the Biggest Douchebag of 2010.  New match-ups will be posted daily at about 2:30pm PST (to give us time to tally the votes). Alright, enough of this jibber-jabber. Here are the brackets for the 2010 Douchebag Tournament:

Last Update: 3/25/10, 11:20pm
We’ll be updating these brackets as the tournament progresses, so you can always come back here to see the current tournament standings (don’t worry, we’ll provide a link with every round’s contest post).  Get some friends, bet on the tournament, and come back to vote every day at 2:30pm PST. The future is in your hands…Let the tournament begin!

64 Responses to "The 2010 Douchebag Tournament Begins Now!"

  1. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Because nobody else is obsessed with Donkey, except you and me.

  2. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Sorry little dude. Maybe you shouldn’t have been fapping TWICE to those pictures on HT and thereby miss out on the oportunity to vote in the article.

    Stay tuned for more later in the day, and tomorrow!

  3. Harry Balsagna says:

    HT, Lane Kiffin v Jimmy Clausen, epic matchup, took a while to decide on that..

  4. John Goodman says:

    Why isn’t DonkeyXote in any brackets?

  5. SarahPalin'sFilthyShitBox says:

    I’m pulling for the Teabaggers.

  6. justin bieber says:

    I should be number one, come on people!

  7. TC` says:

    Olbermann eliminated by Jim Bunning? Edward R. Olbermann has been a first order DB for years?

    WTF happened?

  8. WTF says:

    Where the fuck is Crosby. Fuck that guy. He was a douche before the Olympics.

  9. Anonymous32423 says:

    you sir, are a dumbass

  10. Anon Y Mous says:

    Guess you should make the list then, you fucking asswipe Republican trash. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Your also a dumbfuck. :D

  11. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Well, at least philosopher… ahh I mean “DokeyXote”, finally admits that there is more than one person who hates him.

  12. pratik says:

    My Final Four pick: Jay Leno, Tiger Woods, Pat Robertson, Steve Jobs.

  13. King Yule's Brother says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Learn to Read the Text not just look at who has the worst pic. Sorry Folks my brother was dropped as a child, then grew up as a flaming metro prick.

  14. MyFightWiffaCheeto says:

    Too bad Floyd Mayweather is matched up with Tiger so early. I would have liked to see him do well, but I fear he is simply no match for the enormous douche juggernaut that is Tiger Woods.

  15. King Yule says:

    HolyTaco should be the number one douche bags because they’re so stupid, they don’t even give you a place to go vote. A duh, we’re holy taco, we say vote, but we don’t give you a place to vote because we’re idiots.

  16. Johnny America says:

    How could you not include the entire Democrat Congressional Leadership??? Come on, Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reed are the largest group of douche’s ever assembled.

  17. indianapolis says:

    how can you forget bernie madoff for the business types?!

  18. P says:

    you cant have that little cunt justin bieber in the 1st round w/ jersey shore cast. thats just a waste

  19. Bummed says:

    Where the hell is Madoff in the business category?

  20. your mom's cunt says:

    yankees win the sports bracket with ease!

  21. mitch cumstien says:

    tiger woods? are you a woman? and if you hate jay leno then vote for jeff zucker. he’s the douchebag that screwed everything up in the first place. you can’t fault jay for being forced out and then wanting his gig back.

  22. whaaa says:

    What? No Mark Zuckerberg? He would easily sweep business and probably be a strong contender in the finals. weak.

  23. Sleazy B says:

    How does one vote?

  24. Tim Robbins says:

    bullsh1t you libs suk it worse than barney frank

  25. John Goodman says:

    How long is voting open? 30 mins?

  26. Gunnery Sgy. Hartman says:

    Calling “bullshit” on the Steve Jobs loss. What is being done to protect the integrity of the voting?

  27. KinglerUseYourFlamethrower says:


    No way around it. Kanye.
    (Dark horse: John Mayer, occasionally witty though he may be.)


    The damn Yankees. Fuck those guys.
    (Dark horse: Kobe Bryant, who did not at all rape anyone, ever.)


    God, this one’s hard. Beck, though. I just hate him that much.
    (Dark horse: that festering cancer mole, Ann Coulter)


    It’s Jobs by a landslide. I can’t believe he’s so under-ranked.
    (Dark horse: I’ll give it to Stanford. Six kids by four different women. And also, Prince Al-Waleed is not so bad a dude. He offered 10,000,000$ in relief after 9-11, which was promptly turned down by douchebag Giuliani on the basis of “you’re one’a them towel-head sum’bitches”.)

  28. major says:

    this is better than clash of the titans.

  29. Jack says:

    Hope the following go as far as possible:

    Charlie Sheen (for being a truther)
    Spencer and Heidi (for being truthers)
    Perez Hilton (for being everything that sucked about 2009)
    Steve Jobs (for being the closest thing to a hipster / indie douchebag in the tournament – shame on you for not including more)

    Why is Tiger Woods #1 in the sport bracket? Don’t tell me you wouldn’t have done the same.

  30. yur mom says:

    Kanye FTW… I defy anyone to show me a bigger douchebag.

  31. yur mom says:

    although i like coffee more, it’s just more fun to say…


  32. Steve - COED Mag says:

    ha Justin Halpern a 7 seed. Nice touch, could be a sleeper pick to win the whole thing.

  33. sGoodie says:

    I nominate = http://bit.ly/a3S4sb

  34. Blah Blah Blah says:

    Kanye and Jay Leno
    Jim Kramer and Rupert Murdoch
    Politics is just ass backwards, they are all douchebags

  35. Richard says:

    How the fuck is it that Keith Olbermann not win the whole damn thing?!?! Out in the first round, please. And all of the first round matchups are a little bit uneven too.

  36. waltsense says:

    This is great. We did this at our site and somehow Kate I had 8 freaking kids and Sarah Palin kept winning the brackets

  37. e says:

    nice. :]

  38. john Goodman says:

    SURVEY MONKEY IS BACK!!! HT you liars……..LIARS. Did I call the Palin v Coulter match up or what? Who’s awesome?

  39. Wish Belkin says:

    Bunning and Olbermann should be finalists. Matching them up in the sweet sixteen is a mistake. Same for Stanford and Murdock.
    What did Justin Bieber do to make you call him a douchebag?

  40. WillSmithCirca1995 says:

    Has HT taken any measures to prevent vote hacking this year?

  41. justin says:
    Yes! We’ve got our own home-built voting mechanisms this year. No more of that survey monkey BS. Thanks for asking! BTW-Do that Independence Day movie. Trust me.
  42. Outspoken Royalti says:

    WTF?? I know Kanye is a douche…but how the eff did he beat John Mayer (The KING of the Douches!)?! smh. thoroughly disappointed.

  43. Sara says:

    Awww poor little trailer trash girl, maybe if you got your GED and put down the meth pipe you could become a medical assistant and make a whopping 15.00/hr !!!!!!!

  44. GirlAmerica says:

    What happened???


    Why are no Progressive Liberals listed? They are the #1 DOUCHBAGS of ALL; Obama, his wife, Pelosi, and Reid!!!!

  45. TheNewJackieO says:

    This has got to be one of the best brackets I didn’t get a chance to bet on. Shame on me for not visiting this site enough!

  46. Dumb Question says:

    How do you vote?

  47. RE: dumb question says:

    They’re be a post with radial buttons to vote in each bracket (if they continue with what they did last year).

  48. office jerk, says:

    I fucking hate these thing because people don’t know what a douchebag is.

    case in point: Spencer and Heidi: DOUCHEBAGS. Rod Blagojevitzhch: CROOK. see the difference?

  49. downstate says:

    Blago is a pretty big Douchebag! This is going way out there but almost more of douchebag than a crook.

  50. Jack says:

    Well said. It was the same thing last year when Bernie Madoff got to the semi-finals.

    Douchebag = Someone who can’t be PUNISHED BY LAW for what they do, but SHOULD be.

  51. clehms says:

    yes, but Roddy is on the next celebrity apprentice because he caught fame for being a crook, which in turn makes him a douchbag.

  52. downstate says:

    Sorry but in the true sense of “douchebag” noone can knock off those pretty boy closet ass fuckers from the Jersey Shore. And everyone out there that is that way.

  53. downstate says:

    Ok. Kanya the gay fish stick would give them a good run.

  54. Tater says:

    Man. The entertainment bracket is totally up for grabs.
    The #5 seeds in every bracket are very strong.

    My Final Four:

    The cast of Jersey Shore barely edges out Robert Pattinson

    Brett Favre squares off with Tim Tebow just in time to announce his retirement, giving him the edge to move into the final four.

    John Edwards cheated on his cancer-stricken wife… if that isn’t douchebag, I don’t know what is. I think he wins the politics division outright, if not the whole thing. (if everyone voting is aware of what he did) As long as he can beat out Barack Obama, he wins the tourney.

    I’ll wager that there is enough hate for Apple frequenting this site to get Steve Jobs into the final four in the business division.

    Out of those four… I am going to go with John Edwards in the upset special.

  55. Sara says:


    And then you could live next to me in the trailer park and we could be bestest best friends and wait in the welfare lines with our obamaphones and our government handouts! I have to admit though, if I wasn’t tripping on all this meth I mentioned earlier I’d probably realize that Obama is the giant douchebag that he really is.

    oh wait…


    Glen Beck is smarter than me and I’m embarrassed that I can only name call!


  56. Yes Dan, read this. Haggard 661. says:

    Jon Gosselin, Tpain, Justin Beiber (you do not love her, you are 13. STFU), Lady GaGa, Rob Blago, Robert Pattinson (if theres any Jay Leno votes against him, go fuck yourself, Perez Hilton, Floyd Mayweather, Jimmy Clausen, Tony Kornheiser, Charles Barkley, Every single Yankee should be counted as a vote, Gilbert Arenas, Sean Avery, Tim Tebow, Glen Beck, Barack Obama, Keith Olbermann, Pat Robertson, Ariana Huffingotn, Mark Sanford, Rham Emanuel, David Paterson, Steve Jobs, and Akio Toyoda.

    That took a while.

  57. Karin says:

    Justin Beiber is 16

  58. deekish says:

    Kobe Bryant Vs. Sean Avery in the first round?! Those two are the biggest douchebags in the sports tourney, and you’re having them faceoff in the first round? disappointment

  59. Jizz boy says:

    Why the fuck aren’t I in the tournament?!!!!!!!

  60. ArrogantObama says:

    If voting was done correctly Obama would win this thing hands down!

  61. john Goodman says:

    I’d say the voting was done right. Sorry your repuke views are in the minority.

  62. Nerds!! says:

    Steve Jobs will probably sue Holy Taco for just using his name.

  63. splivens says:

    Joe Biden should have been the number one seed out of
    the politics region. How can anyone be a bigger
    douchebag than him?