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23 Ways To Be Cool

 
I don’t know who wrote this, but this list has taught me two very important lessons. If I ever truly want to be cool, I’m going to have to 1.) Learn to speak European, and 2.) Hang out with Steve a lot more. (I’m still not moving to Williamsburg.)
 

14 Responses to "23 Ways To Be Cool"

  1. JkLb38 says:

    LOL!!!WORD UP HOMIE!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHA

  2. Anonymous says:

    i farted and thats a cool thing chicks dig it ….you guys can call me austin powers

  3. adc says:

    what the FUCK are you talking about?

  4. Njay Pizzle says:

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  5. Alex says:

    Abercrombie and Flitch is one of the coolest stores! Right up there with American Eggle and The Gup. What Language is European? I heard you only use it in the bathrrom (ba dah pshh).

  6. Anonymous says:

    cant say i agree with the ambercrombie and flitch thing and why the fuck be a band photograpgher just be in a band way more rock and roll

  7. a.m. says:

    Oh god, this is hilarious. I needed this laugh. Flu season sucks.

  8. Anonymous says:

    You’re so smart. You must tink a lot of toughts.

  9. Vic says:

    Instead of learning to speak european he should learn to write english. Just a tought…

  10. Krem says:

    Exxxtreme Irony FTW

  11. Anonymous says:

    im a steve and everyone that hangs out with me is cool… except for that other steve guy, he’s an asshole!

  12. AM21 says:

    A & F is definitely for fags and tools

  13. eldegag.blogspot.com says:

    I LIKE THIS BLOG AND THIS POST, SPECIALLY THE HANG MORE WITH STEVE PART ,,, GREETINGS FROM MEXICO.

  14. kingryu says:

    damnit
    i miss everything on that list
    does that make me above or below cool??


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