Oh shit, Kirby Puckett? How the hell did I not recognize his fat ass, I only had like a dozen baseball cards of dude when I was a kid.
I wish I was the cop who pulled him over, but hey, now that I think of it why isn’t there any Jose Canseco pics here? I want mugshots of all my disgraced heroes!
Eddie Belfour’s mugshot after his arrest in Dallas for beating up some security guards was priceless. He looks like a drunken, crazy homeless guy. Wish I could find that one.
the other one you couldnt name is Kimbo Slice — a lil cleaner cut than present though
thats not lendale white, it’s carmelo
i think its funny that primetime n michael irving are smiling in their mug shots guess they were happy to b in jail
Irving was just happy to meet more potential “blow” dealers. Where better to do that than County?
Just a quick note, that Big Ben “mugshot” is photoshopped. It should be removed.
Joba spent the night drinking in downtown Lincoln and going to a strip club with a $3 cover. Then got a dui.
The photo of Ben is a fraud. The original picture was taken when he was in college. He has a blue shirt on and his head is turned the other way. If you are going to make false accusations maybe you need to be sued. I would suggesty removing the picture ASAP.
I liked Charles Barkley’s comment to the judge after he threw some jerk out of the bar window. When asked if he was sorry, he replied, Yes, I’m sorry we were on the 1st floor.
Can’t we throw Barkley back in??
I’m sick of him spending half the airtime
attempting to be funny and failing miserably.
He also is an aas and a kisssas to his pets,
LeBron and Kobe. I’m sick of it. Too many
players out there, too many teams that have
a shot, parity has finally become an NBA
Barkley is so annoying, can’t we lock him up
so we don’t have to endure him anymore?
15 is Kimbo Slice!!!
# 11 is Kirbyn Puckett dude
Screw you dude! Thats my daddy never mind which way his head is turned, thats that douchebag! Tell him the trailer park called and wants its mullet back…
Classic! Notice how no one tries to get their 15 minutes of fame off Barkley after that? Violence has solved every conflict in known history, your mom was wrong.
As a black man I deliver this message to you, “have a Coke and a smile and stfu.” I don’t want sports and don’t recognize have the fuckers on this list. Ironically, I did recognize Kirby Puckett but only because I remember when retired and his eyesight began to diminish. I’m suffering from a similar condition and Kirby is often on my brain. But to bring race into this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. No one is accusing any of these assholes of anything except the prosecutors that tried them because guess what…THEY GOT ARRESTED! I’m tired of cocksucking fanboys on the rag because some asshole they look up to did some dumb shit and get made fun of. Find better role models, quit being a bitch and for the sake of all that is holy stop opening your mouth to use the word “racist” everytime a black man is criticized. If memory serves me correctly, the only man falsely accused on this list is one of the biggest cornbread fed white boys I can think of, Brock Lesnar. So I guess I’m a sellout for defending a white man? No, you’re just a moron.
Eh, I’m sure all of you looked soo much better in pictures of you in YOUR finest hour. Let’s see them.
In any case, if your ‘heroes’ are people you don’t even know and have no contact with, you are doing something wrong.
As to this list:
1) They are not all athletes.
2) Not all of the photos are mugshots-unless you consider ‘mugging’ for the camera to be the same thing.
And 3)…There are more than 25 pictures.
Otherwise great work, topped off by giving a useless T-shirt to some douche who calls anyone who doesn’t recognize Andre the Giant, “…a fucking retard” and yet he can’t identify all of the pictures himself, (Pot meet kettle.), doesn’t know what he’s talking about in several cases and can’t count, apparently. The internet at its best!
Gary Coleman’s sport = midget tossing
no, Fisting = http://bit.ly/aHpIeM
I love me some hunks!
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DAMN IT! ALL OVER MY MOMS COMPUTER, AHH CRAP SHE’S GONNA KILL ME!
DUDE, get a job…..
I think he just gave himself one…
Some of the athletes profiled for the fruitcakes/Pussies who don’t watch sports and how they fucked up for your amusement:
1. Ben Roethlisberger (QB Pittsburgh Steelers)
-Depending on your point of view, rape/sexual assault or mingling with the wrong skanks; bonus points for nearly getting his face Picasoed in a motorcycle accident a few years back
2. Ricki Williams (RB Miami Dolphins)
-For not controlling his addiction to the icky-icky, toking up his signing bonus
3. Steve McNair (Former QB Tennessee Titans; Baltimore Ravens, deceased)
4. Brock Lesnar (Former WWE Champion, UFC Heavyweight Champion)
-Steriods (was later cleared…look at the fucker, you know he had to have them at some point)
5. Ron Artest (SF Los Angeles Lakers)
-The shit this guy did couldn’t fit into a novel; best of which is when he started a brawl in Detriot; he must have some serious balls
6. Paul Wright (The Big Show, former WWE Champion)
-Assault; If you are stupid enough to fight a dude who is seven feet tall and more than 400 pounds you deserve to get your ass kicked
7. Randy Moss (WR New England Cheatiots)
-Pot possession, running over a cop, being an ass
8. Michael Irvin (Former WR Dallas Cowboys)
-Cocaine possesion in a hotel room with a woman who surprise surprise was not his wife; should be charged for that stupid show he did on Spike TV with the Dallas Cowboys who didn’t do shit
9. Tony LaRussa (Manager St. Louis Cardinals)
-Found Drunk while asleep inside his car (The hell is wrong with that? He wasn’t driving!)
10. John Daley (Golf Pro)
-Guilty of being the most awesome gulf pro alive. And other actual assorted crimes/hiliarity
11. ….Don’t recognize…pretty fat, I’m guessing Nate Newton (Former OL Dallas Cowboys)
12. Deion Sanders (Former NFL Prima Donna)
-Trying to drive off a cliff in order to commit suicide, being a cheapass and not paying for a $1500 car repair bill (had $30 million at LEAST in the bank at this point), fishing without a license
13. Andre the Giant (if you couldn’t guess this yourself, congrats you’re a fucking retard)
-Drinking 6 to 7 bottles of wine and going on a T.REX/Jurrasic Park 2-style rampage
14. Maurice Clarrett (Former RB Denver Broncos; his name may be misspelled but I don’t care because he never even played a damn game)
-Driving with loaded with Vodka and enough weapons to stock all South American Guerillas combined
15. Maybe this is Nate Newton….
16. Ric Flair (WWWOOOOOOOOOOO!)
-Beating up a motorist who doubted the fact that he is the dirtest player in the game, being a little too loose with some flight attendants on what must have been the most awesome flight ever
17. Tonya Harding (Why is there only one chick on this list???)
-Knee-capping who on teammate Nancy Kerrigan because she was hotter and a better figure skater that her, marrying a dude with a mullet. PUNISHMENT: Must do Smoking Gun presents Dumbest __________ with Danny Bonaduce and Leif Garrett for the next 50 years
18. Plaxico Burress (Former WR New York Giants)
-Take your pic; Went to a posh New York Club and shot himself like a jackass with his own concealed handgun, fact that he went to said nightclub in sweatpants
19. Ray Lewis (LB Baltimore Lewis)
-Obstruction of justice; two pals of his killed at least two people in a nightclub a decade ago, didn’t actually do it but HE KNOWS what happened but isn’t about to squeal
20. Lawrence Taylor (Former LB New York Giants)
-COCAINE. Lots of it. And some spousal abuse and prostitution. And for being a horrible actor, although he was decent in some random Van Damme movie a few years back
21. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
-Giving the “Stunner” to his hot blonde wife
22. Allen “The Answer” Iverson (SG Philidelphia 76′ers)
-Lots of petty stuff that isn’t worth mentioning individually, being a selfish ass
23. Jason Kidd (PG Dallas Mavericks)
-Smacking around his baby-mama
24. Looks like LenDale White’s Dumbass but I can’t be sure, if it is him he is just quilty of being a fat crybaby load
25. Charles Barkley (Former PF Phoenix Suns)
-Loads of awesome stuff from telling kids not to look up to him to throwing a fan through a plate-glass window. However, most recently, drunken driving where he offered to give the officer (who was a man) oral sex and get a tattoo of said officer on his ass if the cop would let him go
Last two I can’t think of but don’t give a fuck (why the hell is it 27?)
Gary Coleman, (Former Exploited Child Star)
-Take your pick
26 is gilbert arenas; packin heat in the locker room
Hwy Justin from HT! Are you serious?! Are you going to give him a HolyTaco T-Shirt because he just clarified who was who and who did what in that post of mug shots of athletes? If that’s the case, please tell us how we can win more free stuff in HT! Thanks
Joba Chamberlain is the one after Charles Barkley. I don’t know if this is a mug shot though… It might be from when he went down to the station to bail out his drug dealer mom.
Yep, it’s a mug shot. It’s from when he got busted for DUI in Nebraska.
Number 24 is me dummy
LOL!!! HAHAHA! That was hillarious! Now how the hell didnt you no this is Carmelo Anthony?
as a white man, i’m offended by this borderline racism and stupidity. you pretend to be smart or something, mocking those out there who may not know andre the giant, but you had no idea who kirby puckett was, one of the bst outfielders in mlb history and one of the 2 hall of famers on this list. and carmelo anthony? carmelo’s anthony’s face is far more well known than andre the giant’s.and the borderline racist part i mentioned early is that every white man on this list(not including tonya harding, i guess a little sexism too)is given a cute little anecdote, almost praising them for what got them there, and with all the black men up there, you have a malicious, hateful anecdote, implying they are a bad person, or deserve it. when every white guy’s actions are labeled “awesome” or thatwhoever the big show attacked deserved it. the point is this, with all the vices that you are offered constantly in being a celebrity, many people screw up, white, black, purple. it’s pretty common because we’re all human and give in to our desires all too often. and judging from this prejudiced asshole, he would be right up there with these guys if he were a celebrity. but he’s not, just a loser in his basement who just got done watching porn, wishing he had 1/10000000 the talent of any of these people, including tonya harding. it’s easy to stay out of trouble when your a normal guy. what about the politicians taht run this country? they’re worse than most of these guys. 90% of these people are up here for drunk driving btw, which everyone has done before, and is one of the most common crimes in our society. regardless of race or social standing
I am Tonya Harding’s and Wayne Gretzke’s love child sooooo yeeeeaaaah don’t talk about my mom that way thanks.
“6. Paul Wright (The Big Show, former WWE Champion)
-Assault; If you are stupid enough to fight a dude who is seven feet tall and more than 400 pounds you deserve to get your ass kicked”
Its Paul Wight and it was not assault “In December 1998, Wight was arrested and detained for allegedly exposing himself to a hotel clerk in Memphis, Tennessee. Wight was later released due to a lack of evidence.“
number 15 is certainly not nate newton dumbass its kimbo slice. how the fuck would you not be able to tell that grizzly ass face apart from anyone elses.
11 is Kirby Puckett.
24. Carmelo Anthony – single handedly killed the New Jersey Nets, but who hasnt?
Gotta love Deion Sanders… smile for the camera!
Some of these guys a fucking fags. I lke them burly men that can hold me down AND dry hump me ’til penetration. Oooo!
“son, I am dissapoint”
Holy shit a free t-shirt for something I was going to do anyway? Kick ass!
Thanks Jack Daniels & Bosco for the other guys.
What the fuck happened to Joba Chamberlain? I know it was a DWI but he looks like ass. Did he beerbong Jaggermiester?
And as far as Carmelo Anthony goes, if he is quilty for wrecking the Nets, then Richard Jefferson should be executed for ruining the Spurs.
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