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25 Awesome Bicycles

When all the oil runs out in a few weeks, we are going to have to turn to other forms of transportation. If you are stuck riding a bike for the rest of your life, it should be awesome like these.


24 Responses to "25 Awesome Bicycles"

  1. bitch face says:

    i wouldnt ride any

  2. bitch face says:


  3. Mr. Wonderful says:

    i was expecting mr. garrison’s bike – http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/Dedstu/MrGarrison.gif

  4. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Oh yeah! I remember that you had to suck on a long, hard, meaty shaft and it rode up into your sweet, succulent, moist anus…. mmmm FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP…

  5. Eric Cartman says:

    That bike on the second last picture reminds me of Mr. Garrisons gyroscope-powered monowheel on South Park, that could go up to 200 miles per hour…

  6. clubf00t says:

    its called the “it”

  7. Investigator for the lord says:

    Is she a ‘two-seater’?

  8. Stick says:

    Fuck those. I have a Schwinn from the 60s, best bikes in the God damned world.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Really Stick? Because your mom is a pretty damn good ride too!

  10. GoFuckYourself says:

    My brother fell down the stairs and broke his hip. It was such a scene. I knew this was going to suck balls as soon as I saw the word “AWESOME” Did HT get a time machine, travel back to 1992 and get some 11 year old fuck stain to caption their shitty photos.

  11. HaroldKoch says:

    I’m sorry brother, but if you can’t figure out Per johan’s words, then you are not hip to any scene, especially not this one.

  12. theoneandonly says:

    A bunch of faggots belong to this scene. did this post make you laugh?? then be grateful its here your motherfuckers. HT is the shit and if your disappointed with it then DON’T VISIT THE SITE you ignorant Fucks. I WILL MURDER YOUR KITTENS WHILE THEY SLEEP!!

  13. Anonymous says:

    Your mom was a disapointment faggot!

  14. Per johan says:

    this is sooo bad n they all been old u better get som of that new stuff in here HT? am i livin in som loop or somthin yo? i seen it all befor dawgs

  15. Darth Skippy says:

    I am hip to that scene, my brother. I also find that not all are bicycles. There are several tricycles.

  16. HaroldKoch says:

    I too am hip to that scene, my brothers. This nonsense with the tricycles being represented as bicycles has to stop HT. This is not hip to any scene.

  17. Captain Obvious says:

    i also would like to be hip to the scene. problem is, im laughing too hard at the dude who fell face first into the puddle of water. also, i really don’t understand Per johan so i am going to locate a 2nd grade graduate to help translate just what the fuck he is saying.

  18. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I don’t like it when guys take turns to fuck me, it makes me feel cheap.

  19. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Really? I love it! It feels so good to get all that moist, juicy man-meat all up in my loose rectum… mmmmm


  20. Awesome is a stretch. I’ll go with odd.

  21. Phil Jones© says:

    I enjoy #5 so i can fasten a giant penis along the front so people can see what i have in my pants.

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  23. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    I think number 9 is the Canadian Army Motorized Division.

  24. SkylineRecords says:

    You forgot Pee Wee’s bike.