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25 Awesome Crop Circles

I could do better than this with my Spirograph when I was like, 8 years old.  Nice try, Aliens. Tits or GTFO.


68 Responses to "25 Awesome Crop Circles"

  1. devon says:

    And for those that want to see a totally hideous crop circle:


  2. john WOods says:

    Dude that is amzing!


  3. Ken says:

    Barbie, I told you to get back into the kitchen!

  4. Anonymous1234 says:

    A good portion of those are known fakes. Specifically the one on the article intro.

  5. Doubtful says:

    I would be willing to bet that ALL of these are Photoshopped!

  6. Chris says:

    Wow, surprised there isn’t a penis one here. I love the firefox one though.


  7. Andy says:

    Wow, did you have to get a PHD to figure that one out? Fucking artard.

  8. More caps please says:

    They make you sound intelligent. Barbie (very intelligent nickname by the way), you berate Brutal for doing what you yourself are guilty of. Your argument is illogical. It would be like saying, Barbie is PROBABLY girl therefore everything she says is NOT worth listening too.

  9. tastychef says:

    Right on Barbie – right on, right on, right on. Great to
    read some reasonable/logical thinking on here. I’m ageeing
    with the “timing” of humans creating these in a few hours,
    with “precise/detailed/intricate graphics – done at ground
    level. Right!

  10. Jewish guy says:

    You fucking shitbags are easily amused.

  11. BeArRuStLeR says:

    Crop circles are shit.

  12. Steve says:

    I love the last one. Where’s my Atari?

  13. Doug Gruben says:

    no; they are corn.

  14. Barbie says:

    The last two were man-made, this is common fact. As far as the others go, not so “fake”. If those of you who like to see yourself type and get off on insulting others actually took the time to research the subject before running your mouths, you might realize that the plants inside the real crop circles are in fact genetically altered and the designs were created in a matter of less than an hour in some cases, which is physically IMPOSSIBLE for humans to do with such precision and on such a large scale. If you can provide us with a logical and rational explanation on how your average prankster can genetically mutate crops and precisely create intricate designs in said crops using sacred geometry in less than one hour, we MIGHT not think your a blabbering moron….although I will tell you now, the chances of this are slim to none…well, to be fair, impossible…

  15. BrutalDeluxe says:

    So you believe in crop circles but we’re the blabbering morons? Were your parents brother and sister?

  16. Barbie says:

    And yes, “BrutalDeluxe”…you ARE the moron…if you think that insulting someone in an immature fashion such as claiming their family is incestual in anyway makes you look intelligent, you are sadly mistaken. Look at the facts, understand we are NOT the only life in the universe, and that it is PROBABLE that this could have been caused by a source outside of our planet. And excuse me, but did I even ONCE say it was IN FACT EXTRATERRESTRIAL in orgin???? NO. I did not. I assume you were implying that I at some point made the claim they were made by aliens, which I did not. If this is not what you meant, and you in fact are implying that my belief in crop circles existing somehow makes me an inbred imbecile,you are AGAIN sadly mistaken. As a matter of fact, yes I do believe in crop circles…they do in fact exist, do they not? Would we be having this discussion if they did NOT exist? I do not think so friend. Go educate yourself a bit, and come back with an intelligent and rational response, sans the childish insults…Thanks :D

  17. Barbie says:

    This LAMO site will not let me post the link to the video I would like to show you so compy and paste this url:http://www.viddler.com/explore/ConspiracyFact/videos/259/

  18. BeArRuStLeR says:

    Doug…shit is a crop, that sometimes involves corn.

    Barbie…you’re a retard…STFU

  19. office jerk says:

    You need to open a bible, then you’d understand that God created these crop circles. There’s NO WAY an alien could have created these with such presicion in less than an hour. Look at the facts! These were created by a power much higher than we can fathom, no silly humans, or flawed aliens could have time knowledge or the technology to create these. GOD created these, and if you’re not willing to admit it, you’re a blind fool who refuse to look at evidence that’s right in your face.

  20. Barbie says:

    There are two parts to this video. Watch both, thoroughly absorb the facts, and lets have a mature discussion on the matter: http://www.viddler.com/explore/ConspiracyFact/videos/259/

  21. Barbie says:

    Oh more little children using big boy words. Grow up, “bearrustler”. Apparently trying to have an intelligent conversation with any of you is going to be impossible, so have fun throwing your insults around at thin air, cause I am out of this joint. I have done my part, and I have way more important things do do than sit and attempt converation with closed minded little cavemen. I hope if aliens do come to this planet, they eradicate skeevy little douchebags like yourself…Chlorine in the gene pool is an obvious neccesity after reding the caliber of useless nonsense spilling from your pie hole. Im sure no one would miss you. Do us all a favor and please go get a vasectomy so we don’t have to deal with even more of you little maggots in the future. Thanks!

  22. Barbie says:

    office jerk: Quick clarification please- You say there is proof that these were created by God. What exactly is this proof and can you provide it for all of us to see?
    I would also like to know why you think that you know so much about alien technology and what abilities this technology is capable of when NO ONE ESLE seems to know?
    I am not saying your wrong, and I am not saying your right. I am not saying I am right either. But you cannot claim there is PROOF that this is created by God when you have none to uphold your claim. I am willing to take a look at your “evidence” should you be willing to provide it :)
    I would also like to clarify for you, that I NEVER said it was created by aliens, just in case you as well did not thoroughly read my first response.

  23. Mandown says:

    LMAO. Barbie have you ever been to this site before? Apparently not. Stop being so serious. All though it is entertaining watching you let these other people egg you on. Hahaha. 2×4 and string. That’s all I have to say.

  24. Barbie says:

    And I am a noob.

  25. Ally says:

    not sure about the crop circles but i think the aliens have given us a new philosopher

  26. the philosopher says:

    more like someone who has just seen my work

  27. BrutalDeluxe says:

    Whatever. Just say hi to your Uncle Dad for me.

  28. BrutalDeluxe says:

    Nobody wants to see your Time Cube bullshit. Tits or GTFO.

  29. Unruly Brute says:

    Your user name is “Barbie”. I think that fact alone speaks volumes.

  30. Phony Baogna says:


  31. Anonymous1 says:

    Is it me or is the last one one of the enemies from Space Invaders? (Look at it with your head tilted to the left)

  32. Stick says:

    That is it.

    Third from the bottom is my favorite.

  33. Connor says:


  34. Charlie says:

    How is the third one a representation of Pi?

  35. queeftard's retarded brother says:

    Magnum PI you crotch munchers.

  36. NoMatterofBelief says:

    It’s a circle broken into 10 equal parts. The length of the line throughout each part indicates the number represented. The numbers are 3141592654. Notice that there is a decimal point after the first line, which would make it 3.141592654, the first 10 digits of Pi.

  37. Wack3d says:

    Anyone else notice the third one down is a representation of Pi?

  38. nalin' stalin says:

    Mmm, pie.

  39. queeftard's retarded vaginal fart says:

    Barbie, I think you need to back the fuck off and observe how comments are made on this site. When you’re ready to talk about licking your sister’s slit, then we’ll talk.

  40. BrutalDeluxe says:

    I think she left. And just when we had her struggling in the crushing grip of reason.

  41. pokemon says:

    the actual picture of the alien happend close to me, so i know that one is real

  42. noahaction says:

    i call fake. some of them aren’t even ‘circles’. nice try HT and the world’s farmers.

  43. Hungry says:

    whats fake about them? some people do that for fun.

  44. CropAACc says:

    lol i hope you people are joking these aren’t faked…. oh yeah and vaccines are poisonous and 9/11 was staged oh yeah and aliens are real.

  45. Dee says:

    hey, Signs was the SCARIEST movie of ALL time!!! bite my butt all you haters of SIGNS!

  46. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    This reminds me… Signs was the worst movie of all time.

  47. Ducatis4 says:

    i loled

  48. thimbu overrule says:

    tru dat, tru dat

  49. Farm girl says:

    Spent many years going in circles on a combine and a tractor…and I can testify that these are not from farmers…as hey haven’t we heard the farmers use fuel to harvest…and to spend their time, that they truly do not have to spend on crop circles…well that isn’t going to happen, plus they are VERY SYMETRICAL…and would take months to do..and creative driving of machinery…….

    What we have before us is signs from the heaven’s…to decifer them would serve us well…..It may make us be good in this life, instead of letting evil reign us…We are not alone out here…..The eye in the sky is the spotlight of all mankind…The film has been developed, but people are people and put fear in us of our heavenly body…something that is perhaps much smarter than us, much love for us, and very shy of our ways…..as they don’t want us destroying them…like we’ve done to ourselves….something to think about….However, they are very powerful…much more powerful than we could ever imagine being…Energy, light, and love!!

  50. AntoniosCreed says:

    LOL! the 23rd is Assassin’s Creed Animus logo!

  51. Jim says:

    Isn’t interesting that things we don’t fully understand we ridicule, and demean, not to mention that all of the geniuses who have all the answers here are probably descendants of the people who said the earth was flat and that anybody who thought different was stupid.

    I’m no expert by any means, but come on people look at the facts these circles appear out in farmer’s fields all over the world and usually are formed in very short periods of time. If they are all fake then I want to see one of these geniuses reproduce them on camera, while everybody watches. Just copy one of the real complicated ones and do it in say 8 hours using as many people as they want. Oh and it has to be at night with no lights, and with no evidence of people having been there. Know what? bet you find candy wrappers beer bottles, and McDonald’s bags all over the place. People are too sloppy to produce these in the prolific manner in which they appear, and without being seen or heard. I’m only asking for one circle not the many that sometimes appear in one night.

    So you tell me. How many of your friends and neighbors would you believe have the expertise to produce these, or do you think you and a buddy could do it all by yourselves.

    Now as to who is doing it or why I think we better be damn sure we find out because if they have the technology to do this, what else do you think they might be able to do? Wake up people. Don’t think that it couldn’t be other beings. Just look at the sky. Do you really believe in all that vast area there couldn’t be someone a lot smarter than us, who can transmit these images to us. After all we sent a radio telescope message out to space in 1974, so if we are smart enough to do that don’t you think we were attempting to find a response from someone else just as smart ot smarter?

    Well woop-de-do we got an answer now what? Ignore it? Pretend it isn’t real? Make fun of anyone who wants to understand them? At least there are a few who are open minded enough to realize the possibility of there being other creatures who could communticate with us, and actually be willing to interact with us.

    I’m a believer in God and His word, the bible, and there is so where in there that precludes the idea that He may have created other worlds in addition to our own, and if I have learned one thing about God, that is He can do anything He wants, so let’s not ingnore that possibility.

    There are other possibilities which, I won’t try to discuss here, that might also explain the whole thing.

    To the ones who like to insult others and their comments, let me say, it must be nice to be perfect, and so then why don’t you explain all of this to us in simple everyday terms with absolute proof of your statements that can be verified so we can attempt to climb to your level of knowledge, difficult as that might be.

  52. Mandown says:

    Check out the National Geographic Channel sometime. They’ve already filmmed the people doing it in the exact conditions you mentioned.

  53. Jim says:

    I saw them, and the formations they did were a joke. They didn’t have anywhere near the complexity or design that the others ones have. I still say copy just one of the real complex formations and produce the same conditions of bent stalks not broken with the same increased radiation and the same precision, and no loose heads of grain. I can tell you now, it will never happen. Besides they did it in daylight not at night when these circles appear.

    Please don’t insult my intelligence by using Nat. Geo as a sourse for accuracy.

  54. BrutalDeluxe says:

    Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re a dick.

  55. Jim's Dad says:

    Did I tell you to put your pants back on, son? I believe we both know the punishment for incestuous non-compliance.

  56. CrouchingBruin says:

    The real cause of crop circles:

  57. SomeDude says:

    EPIC FAIL DISINFORMATION or lack of common sense…

    This is not of Earthling Design

    National Geographic liar

  58. Dennis Sweatt says:

    Sucks that they started doing fake ones.

  59. Jessie says:

    Judging from some of these idiotic comments, if God or aliens are trying to tell us something, it’s a lost cause. lol. Seriously though, valiant effort Barbie and Jim, but I’m afraid most of these idiots are totally brain dead. Don’t bother with more childish insults children. I’m off to converse with adults. Go back to your playpens.

  60. ARCTURIAN says:

    There is no point in trying to educate stupid people.

  61. Jim says:

    Now see, that’s not nice. Most people aren’t stupid, they just don’t realize sometimes that the things they say reveal their lack of understanding. I have found that when you can show someone the truth, even though they are reluctant to admit right then that they were wrong sometimes, eventually they have to give in and if nothing else, admit it to themselves.

    To Jim’s dad, if you are trying to provoke me by saying that you will be disappointed because I really do love you dad and if you tell me to do something I will. Now what was your desire? Did you want to have an oral experience with me dad? Let me know because I been a little horny lately myself.

  62. queeftard's retarded vaginal fart says:

    “Jim” is still “Barbie.” She’s trying to make us think someone else gives a fuck about crop circles.

    Jim, I’d actually like for you to take it up the dooky chute from your dad. Oral from dad is a given.

  63. Anonymous artist/designer says:

    There appears some truly awesome work here. While I don’t condone screwing up a farmers livelyhood with crop circles (other media are much more easily available). I did, in fact, see a couple of corporate logos in this group (and a couple of others that could easily be). I would give all but one of these (lame at best) good marks.

  64. Mr,S says:


  65. Jason Krueger says:

    the ancient Romans would be proud

  66. Jim's anoos says:

    This is where my epic monologues come from.

  67. Takashi Akashi Takahashi says:

    I would think you’d get some strange image shaved into a guys head/body hair/pubs for the last one! Oh, and Happy Halloween.

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