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Dang I thought I seen it all until now
http://www.thepadrino.com
One of the best post you guys have done in a while. I’m guessing they left out disregard females acquire currency because everyone who hasn’t been living under a rock knows about it.
Awesome.
to the people at holytaco
you are fags, bring back hot girls with big boobs
bwahahahahahaha! This was pretty good!
BTW: Captcha– rich baffin
Gay and fake!
They should do a meme with this pic as well:
http://gettylens.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/000663011.jpg
The original
http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/acquirecurrency.html
That actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks, HT
hello mr. false flag. or should i say, fickle fag?
fornicate the constable.
priceless
I don’t get the fifth from the last one:
Let’s have a jolly good time, this harmony is miraculous; I would like to take a journey on your masquerade shaft
?
(O_o)
… seriously?
Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick; I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
XD I don’t get all of them, but the ones I DO understad are HILARIOUS.
Easy on him. He’s from fuckin’ Dubuque.
Wow dude that is amazing stuff! Holy taco dude!
RT
http://www.ultimate-privacy.br.tc
How about this: “It is thoroughly documented that I am well received by my peers, for they hold me in high esteem. The same does not hold true for you, for there is no truth to it!”
cocks in my ass and mouth, yummy
This would have been way more effective with better typography.
This is stupid. Did you really need that much. I gave up on reading after who let the fucking dogs out.
Where is the “disregard females, acquire currency” one!!
no one is raging that they just took a meme from generator that was posted the night before?
no one is pissed they just posted a bunch meme pics from the night before?
this one is driving me crazy. she has a posterior that could engulf a small pair of women’s undergarments.
and it appears that she has two bee stings on her torso.
I KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE but this one ><
That is fucking epic
Its from Run This town by Jay-Z, in Kayne’s verse
“She got an ass that’ll swallow up a g-string and up top, uhhh two bee stings”
I feel like a douche cuz I don’t get the first one, help
Walsh-
Seriously? I’m a 48 yr old square white dude who likes Bobby Darin records, and even *I* know “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.” from Jay-Z
I know as soon as someone tells me I’ll say “No shit,” but what’s the third one?
i’ve got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one… some rap shit
stfu
Excrement sweetheart? What’s tha- ohhhh, you forgot to include a comma in your patronizing reply. Well, it’s ok, you ARE a woman.
But Dad, who will raise me?
I slappeth the excriment out of Joseph Ducreux’s cranium.
Let that lying bitch of a mother take care of you.
“Oh yeah, I’m a virgin…” Psh. Whatever bitch. You rode me like a pro.
It’s excrement sweetheart.
it is is spelled its. Douche bag.
Actually, it isn’t. Nice work insulting people smarter than you.
Show me proof, dumbass.
How do you cross a desert for 40 years, and not leave any bodies?
Eat them.
Eat your mom
I really loved that whole conversation, guys. Good job making me laugh, and being overall great entertainment! It’s (whoops, maybe I should use “it has” so that I don’t cause controversy) been a blast, really (and yes, I used ‘really’ twice. oops!). Splendid, I must say. Charming folks, you all are, charming.
this makes one laugh
fucker
People need to research comma splices before being pretentious.
your mom was pretentious last night…. ; )
So let’s get some shit straight.
In this situation, it’s “it’s”, not “its”, as “its” indicates possesion, not “it is”.
Also, what the woman did wrong was not a comma splice, as a comma splice indicates the use of unnecessary commas.
Wow, there are a bunch of dumbass grammar nazis. Or should I say, *grammer nazis! Haha since people really seem to know there stuff here, ya know?
If the west to noun for a comma, behind it’s lacking exists two snakes.
If you’re ‘not a dumb-ass’, you would realize that ‘there’ means ‘a place’, and you have used it in the wrong context.
He used it right, stupid white bitch.
All of you, stop feeding the trolls.
Actually, in the context that he used it, it would be ‘there’, not ‘their’. He is saying that there are a lot of less than intelligent people here, referencing a place (This comment thread). He is not indicating possession of anything with the word ‘there’, and thus does not need to use ‘their’.
No, it’s their, not there. Sorry, bitch.
Who did the “stuff” belong to?
It can’t be “there stuff.”
it’s “there”
as in a place other than here
really people, do we really need to debate grammar on the internet… yes the first guy spelled excrement wrong, who gives a damn.
you used really twice. thats redundant.
It is they’re, idiots. It is not “their” for they do not own something. Nor is it “there” for that would imply a place.
Hahaha, like how I tried to make it sound like I was actually attempting to make a valid point that is actually wrong? It is “their” for they own the
ok so you’re saying “they are alot of blah blah, here.”
no! it’s there, is it didn’t state that it was a place, and instead said they’re are alot of [____] THEN you would be right, otherwise, no.
gtfo or start making sense, it’s there. FFS
This made my day.
You people suck.
WOW. There are too many people failing at trying to seem smart by correcting things. LOL. Get edumecated, or get lost.
You need to realize that he used “there” twice in the same post. The first “there” is correct as he is referring to a place. The second “there” is incorrect as he is referring to people’s possessions, therefore “their” would be the correct usage.
You’re all stupid, and in thirty two days I shall send a flood to smite you all from where you stand…
JK. I don’t exist.
Eat shit faggots
Whoever said this: “You need to realize that he used “there” twice in the same post. The first “there” is correct as he is referring to a place. The second “there” is incorrect as he is referring to people’s possessions, therefore “their” would be the correct usage,” is absolutely right and has therefore owned everyone else.
Clearly intelligent obviously doesn’t get sarcasm. I’m pretty sure the original “there”, “their” or “they’re” thing was said as a point about him not caring about his grammar. It’s Hilarious how a grammar debate turned into a religious debate.
HEY!! HEY!!! STFU!!!
Wow bunch of idiot’s on the computers… “Their” and “there” are interchangable to common English and most know of writers usage to use either or neither, for style, in such cases. True grammar comes from the heart; thats what my English Teacher says.
Your welcome.
I like it, but it got pretty weak at the end. Could’ve been 15.
that sucked more than a ball in my brothers mouth.
<3
Wooo!
pure hilarity
I freakin love these memes
that was awesome… how do you guys come across this stuff
Rules 1 & 2.
Rules 1 &2 only apply to raids newfag.
not to mention these were most likely all stolen off memegenerator.com again like the foul bachelor frog series.
IMMA RAID YOUR ASS AND TAKE YOUR TREASURE NEWFAG
who let the 3chan tards in here?
fuck that these aren’t memes. you are the cancer
o stop bawwwing about cancer you are probs a newfag
you can all eat my shit
Dudes look. You’re not on 4-Chan. Stop with all the fucking new fag references. Furthermore, I seriously doubt half of you truly know wtf a ‘meme’ is. Let it go. Wanna do it right, go to 4-Chan. Wanna be pussies, stay here.
Kthxbai.
Hello, I like this guy. He says things in a more convoluted manner. Brilliant. I wish he’d do one of my ditties!
1 and 2 apply only to faggots who feel the need to relate the book fight club to every single aspect of life
It’s 4chan faggot, not 4-chan.
there are no rules of the internet.
gtf back to ED
Any /b/’s here? I know it’s all going to shit anyways, so don’t bother trying to troll.
This was actually pretty good if you got most of them, which I did. Nice work HT.
… after you looked them up. STFU and kill yourself, asstard.
nobody is that insecure. do you have any friends..?
what about, DISREGARDE FEMALES ACQUIRE CURRENCY
yes mr. boner that is the best one by far
@Farrakhan
Jenny from the Block by J Lo.
It’s from Jenny From The Block by J-Lo. Or whatever that song is called.
Ah shit.
CURRENTLY – I HAVE STOKED THINE OWN SELF WITH THE PUNGENCY OF THE ORIENT!!!
copy/paste in browser:
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/954/ducreuxthyhabitual01cop.jpg
I know I must be an idiot, but I don’t get “Fornicate the Constable”?
nwa – fuck the police
i dont get the one that goes
“disregard the ore i have acquired, in the past i retained little wealth as compared to now. No matter where i travel, i remember the origin from which i hailed”
help?
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that i got I’m still I’m still jenny from the block
99 problems but a bitch aint one
So I’m assuming you’re the kind of person that believes the “women don’t belong on the internet” rule, huh?
Let me try to speak you language so you can understand clearly “Durr hurr dur derp herp duuuur”
YO mvredd
Attempt utterance of your sentiments in the fullness of living flesh at a hipster conclave, not confined within the electronically connected realm of cyberspace, and linger to witness what transpires.
/obligatory photo as if presented here.
// slashies rule.
ahah funny ! PUT MY HANDS UP, PLAYING MY SONG THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY !
andd.. Nodding my head like yeah… moving my hips like yeah . 
HAHA WHO LET THE DOGS OUT !
REACH INTO YOUR VAGINA AND PULL OUT SOME BALLS
should have been top 15 but i still loved it
*facepalm* Also, my captcha reads “The game.”
Honestly anyone with a 5th grade education could figure this one out. “People here seem to know THEIR stuff” since the knowledge of said “stuff” belongs to THEM. Also the It’s or Its problem, the correct usage is It’s, as it is not showing posession, but is actually just a conjunction of “it” and “is”. How did you people even get passed the two word “bot checker” to post?….why am I still feeding the trolls? *Facepalm*
P.S. @ The pictures “Laughter has discharged from my vocal chords and it was quite audible”
HOW ABOUT YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING. DON’T LIKE IT, TOUGH. GET THE FUCK OFF THE PAGE. AND STOP BEING SMART ASSES AND INCORRECTLY CORRECTING PEOPLE’S STATEMENTS. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMMIT.
Idiot. They’re=They are. Learn contractions dumb ass, FAIL!
I bet most of you are too slow to understand the comedic irony of my screen name.
What is this, I don’t even
I’ve never seen a higher concentration of 4chan morons in one comment thread before. They pollute our minds with poor grammar and references to things nobody but them cares about. However, they amused me nearly as much as the memes.
I know.