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25 Awesome Mustaches

It’s mustache March and that means mustache madness! Let the great March mustache race begin!


35 Responses to "25 Awesome Mustaches"

  1. Rusty says:

    good call. i wanted to see jaime, from mythbusters, in there

  2. Ben Affleck says:

    gay x all of them

  3. burt reynolds says:

    Fuck you guys!

  4. Trailer'Stache says:

    trailers dont have basements ,silly .
    they tend to rise a few feet above the ground .
    {they have gravity defying supernatural powers!}

    Underneath trailers one may find a few ferrel cats or raccoons perhaps a passed-out hobo and maybe some old redbull cans .

    if you’re lucky , you’ll find a tranny .

  5. Spoilsbury Toastboy says:

    Curious, what’s a trailer park basement? Has the trailer trash been informed there is now a basement? How piss are the tornadoes? I used to have a mustache.

  6. The Hype says:

    none of these guys have anything on a sweet gote but a sweet stash is to b appreciated none the less

  7. little boy raper says:

    i will rape you’re little boys fuckers ;-)

  8. Kupus says:

    two words – Lemmy Kilmister

  9. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    I’ve personally plucked a hair off the pimple on his face by his moustache. When I pulled it out, it came out with a white and yellow blob. It was soo nasty, I don’t know why I did that!

  10. Suzzie Que says:

    Wow some of those were pretty awesome. . .I wish i could grow one.
    ***By the way SOME of you really need lives(COme on you forty-something year old losers its about time to leave the dirty gay porn alone and get out of your mothers trailer park basement)

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  13. assman says:

    mustache fart

  14. Turbo Tax says:

    I had a feeling there would be some hot chicks with mustaches at the end of the list.

  15. Wilford Brimley says:


  16. JimBeamer says:

    Best ending pic ever.

  17. John Oats says:

    I think my high school English teacher should be on here.That man’s mustache was a living thing all on its own.

  18. The Real Olala says:

    Yeah he stole my moniker a while back because he is so much funnier than me. It’s ok because he is really homosexual and needs all the attention he can get.

  19. pratik says:

    Groucho Marx (third picture) didn’t actually have a mustache. He wiped some thick grease across his face instead.

    P.S. Yes, he gave himself a Dirty Sanchez with grease.

  20. Olala says:

    What would it take for you to give me a Dirty Sanchez with poop?

  21. Frook says:

    Dirtier Sanchez = http://bit.ly/4gOKY

  22. pratik says:

    If HolyTaco was a bar on a Friday night, you’d be the ugly chick who acts like she wants to make out with another girl.

    You’re a massive attention whore and no one cares about you. Go back to ebaums or from under whatever other damp moss you spawned.

  23. office jerk says:

    what? no adam savage?

  24. office jerk says:

    well, i meant jamie. but they both have excellent manscaping.

  25. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    some of these are unpleasant to the maximum

  26. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    Except the chubby chick, I’d totally let her fart in my face and suck that lip fluff like a crazed monkey on a banana.

    I also dig hairy pits on chicks!

  27. DonkeyXote THE ONE AND ONLY says:

    That’s my sequential hermaphrodite sister you’re talking about, so lay of, if anybody is going to fuck her, it’s going to be me!

  28. Guinea Pirate says:


  29. Djouf says:

    I couldnt think of anything funny. Goodnight.

  30. Tresh says:

    Now I really want one!

  31. DonkeyXote, says:


  32. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Also that last picture reminds me of what my tranny mom smears all over my face after our mexican bible study. It’s her own recipe, she calls it “angry fudge”!

  33. dildozer says:

    shut up philosophag

  34. m457 says:

    That windmill is pretty epic