Vanity plates are a great way for people to express themselves 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, in a limitless number of locations. It's like a rolling advertisement for you. Lucky for us, many of these people have a great sense of humor.
Rhe only person in my family who has a car is uncle Tod, and he only lets me drive sitting on his lap so he can 'work the pedals' for me, and we can only drive on unpaved roads. They're really bouncy!
Sister in law tried to get that 5 years ago and was told it was offensive. She argued that she's Italian and should be up to her, they said no. Had a neighbor that had "Jumper" on his truck. His wife's car was "Jumpee". Had another neighbor (hip neighborhood!) that had "RVO 3VOM" on a Corvette and "RVO LLOR" on their 4x4 (read it backwards).
It says "I Fuse AK", which could refer to Alaska or an AK-47, but either way it is meaningless because you can't fuse a state or and assault weapons. Unless it means fuse them together, obviously, which I totally agree with.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 31st, 2009 at 05:26 pm
would more space on license plates make them funnier? or would that eliminate the humor?
August 31st, 2009 at 05:55 pm
Son, don't forget your vanity plate.
JAKASS
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
"Ridin' dirty!" =
http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2008/10/ridin-dirty.html
August 31st, 2009 at 08:15 pm
4nik8
August 31st, 2009 at 08:25 pm
my plate would say: A55-5EX
August 31st, 2009 at 08:28 pm
If I ever had a car....
Rhe only person in my family who has a car is uncle Tod, and he only lets me drive sitting on his lap so he can 'work the pedals' for me, and we can only drive on unpaved roads. They're really bouncy!
September 16th, 2009 at 06:14 pm
That's not the reason he has you sitting on his lap JoyBoy.
August 31st, 2009 at 09:43 pm
I think I would get one that says STOLEN and watch how many cops pull me over...
September 1st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
ur gay
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 am
yea that was like anti-funny
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
u gay
September 3rd, 2009 at 02:00 pm
I thought it was funny.
September 16th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
I thought that was funny as well.
September 17th, 2009 at 06:48 am
A-yuck! That's the twenny-sec'nd copper to pull me ovr today! ain't that a hoot, jimbo?
September 1st, 2009 at 09:12 am
B4I4Q RU/18 QTPI ?
September 1st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I would pay to see NECROLUV on a hearse.
September 1st, 2009 at 01:21 pm
i know a guy from jersey with a vanity plate that says (this isn't a joke, i'm not that funnny) TOPWOP
November 14th, 2009 at 07:41 pm
Sister in law tried to get that 5 years ago and was told it was offensive. She argued that she's Italian and should be up to her, they said no. Had a neighbor that had "Jumper" on his truck. His wife's car was "Jumpee". Had another neighbor (hip neighborhood!) that had "RVO 3VOM" on a Corvette and "RVO LLOR" on their 4x4 (read it backwards).
September 1st, 2009 at 01:39 pm
mine says: ILUVDATY
September 1st, 2009 at 03:25 pm
what does twenty one say?
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
If You See Kay...
F U C K
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
IF-U-SEA-K... (f-u-c-k)
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I F U Sea K
I FUCK
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I think it says "if you seak" then the silver state is under it...so if you seak the silver state
September 3rd, 2009 at 01:12 am
It says "I Fuse AK", which could refer to Alaska or an AK-47, but either way it is meaningless because you can't fuse a state or and assault weapons. Unless it means fuse them together, obviously, which I totally agree with.
September 19th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
Well you're stupid, and wrong...but don't feel bad because that's what I thought too.
September 1st, 2009 at 04:24 pm
hahahahaha Poop
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
poop!
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
MY SAYS NSASHBL!! SUITS ME PERFECTLY
September 2nd, 2009 at 01:25 pm
saw an anti Michigan State Univ that read "EPH MSU"
September 2nd, 2009 at 01:31 pm
LOL, I just love the handicapped "Timmay" one! Southpark RULEZ
RT
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September 2nd, 2009 at 02:23 pm
I F U S E A K, now is that a new Apple product?? (ie - iPod, iPhone, etc)
September 2nd, 2009 at 02:24 pm
I saw the best one yesterday in ambler PA. It said O2BTPLS
and I have a pic of it somewhere. I would have loved to see the driver
September 2nd, 2009 at 03:36 pm
Mine says dR.Wario
September 2nd, 2009 at 06:14 pm
I saw one in California that said "I(heart)2BEX".
It was on a girls car if that helps you figure it out.
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:13 am
The best vanity plate I ever saw was in San Fransisco, on a white VW Rabbit. It said "IM LATE" Priceless.
September 3rd, 2009 at 04:41 am
I saw a Ferrari with "No Wife". You have to enjoy like Truth in Advertising.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 am
'Hippy' van had this one
NE14AJ
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:46 am
how about a big lifted up truck with plates that say,
2Hi2CU
"To High To See You"
September 3rd, 2009 at 02:46 pm
There have been a couple I've seen:
IBCFNU (he's a cop)
CAMO TOW (guy I used to work with)
If I ever got a gold VW Beetle, I was going to see if I could get EAPOE on my plates.
November 16th, 2009 at 07:02 pm
I had to read that like 50 times before I got the cop one. Instead of "I be cuffin' you" I read it like "I be CF'n you" -- i.e., clusterfucking you.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I saw a plate that said "ihavpms"
September 6th, 2009 at 06:03 pm
how about 4N4L-5EK5
September 7th, 2009 at 06:39 am
My old Stang had MPRTKLR for the plates.
September 16th, 2009 at 11:39 am
The DMV wouldn't allow half of these. They've got to be shopped.
September 16th, 2009 at 07:13 pm
i applied for EFFYOU and it got turned down. bummer.
September 17th, 2009 at 03:58 pm
Mine would be IB6 UB9
Also, "give me a hummer"...awesome.
September 18th, 2009 at 09:24 am
i see the ru8teen guy driving around a lot. he's a 40 year old creep.
September 21st, 2009 at 05:46 pm
and then there was the McDonald's Farm truck with the plate EIEIO ...
September 23rd, 2009 at 06:52 pm
I used to have a plate that said "JSDOME". I couldn't believe it when it showed up. I thought they'd reject it.
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