Im going to dip my ballbag in vermont maple syrup, and drop them on your foreheard while i create a replica of the mona lisa with my ass hairs. then while thats going on ill be baking a tray of cinnamon walnut cookies to give to your mother after I absolutely pulverize her mctitties with my 8 inch manhammer. All the while, your sister is outside washing my 1992 ford taurus wagon. Just when you thought it couldnt get any shittier, youre little brother gives me a sandwich he bought at the deli for me with his own lunch money.
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December 11th, 2009 at 02:52 pm
Where is Billy Bob Thornton's Bad Santa fucking Lauren Graham in the ass??? "You won't shit right for a week!"
December 11th, 2009 at 03:22 pm
That's what I expected the last pic to be.
December 11th, 2009 at 04:26 pm
that last one is downright hilarious
December 11th, 2009 at 05:45 pm
Between the flasher Santa, the posing nude Santa, or the headstone Santa, I now have my next Christmas card.
December 11th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
why do you need a christmas card? its not like you have friends.
December 11th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
Check & mate.
December 14th, 2009 at 08:45 am
ASS QUIFFER
December 11th, 2009 at 07:37 pm
Hispanic Santa being locked up by Hispanic cop! Awesome!
December 11th, 2009 at 09:15 pm
idk man that cop is a toss up between gook,spook and spic
December 11th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Yea and your mom was licking my nuts last night
December 12th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Oh, that was classy.
December 14th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Well, It was classy. I mean She was being as neat as she could while she gobbled my shnobble.
December 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Im going to dip my ballbag in vermont maple syrup, and drop them on your foreheard while i create a replica of the mona lisa with my ass hairs. then while thats going on ill be baking a tray of cinnamon walnut cookies to give to your mother after I absolutely pulverize her mctitties with my 8 inch manhammer. All the while, your sister is outside washing my 1992 ford taurus wagon. Just when you thought it couldnt get any shittier, youre little brother gives me a sandwich he bought at the deli for me with his own lunch money.
December 12th, 2009 at 06:26 pm
Who gave you permission to go on the internet? Go away. Nobody loves you and your adopted.
December 13th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
can i has treacle instead of maple syrup?
December 14th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
Could you just shit on my face instead?
December 13th, 2009 at 05:53 am
Kneegrow please - LOL!!
December 14th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
Where can I find some pickled flavored chips?
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