Between the flasher Santa, the posing nude Santa, or the headstone Santa, I now have my next Christmas card.
why do you need a christmas card? its not like you have friends.
Check & mate.
that last one is downright hilarious
That’s what I expected the last pic to be.
Where is Billy Bob Thornton’s Bad Santa fucking Lauren Graham in the ass??? “You won’t shit right for a week!”
Hispanic Santa being locked up by Hispanic cop! Awesome!
idk man that cop is a toss up between gook,spook and spic
Yea and your mom was licking my nuts last night
Oh, that was classy.
Well, It was classy. I mean She was being as neat as she could while she gobbled my shnobble.
Im going to dip my ballbag in vermont maple syrup, and drop them on your foreheard while i create a replica of the mona lisa with my ass hairs. then while thats going on ill be baking a tray of cinnamon walnut cookies to give to your mother after I absolutely pulverize her mctitties with my 8 inch manhammer. All the while, your sister is outside washing my 1992 ford taurus wagon. Just when you thought it couldnt get any shittier, youre little brother gives me a sandwich he bought at the deli for me with his own lunch money.
Who gave you permission to go on the internet? Go away. Nobody loves you and your adopted.
can i has treacle instead of maple syrup?
Could you just shit on my face instead?
Kneegrow please – LOL!!
Where can I find some pickled flavored chips?
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