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25 Badass Grannies

If you got liquor in your metamucil throw your hands up!

If you got liquor in your metamucil throw your hands up!


34 Responses to "25 Badass Grannies"

  1. DonkeyXote's sequential hermaphrodite sister says:

    I agree too!!

  2. DonkeyXote's sequential hermaphrodite sister says:


  3. DudeBro says:

    surf granny is about to get pitted! gnar!

  4. f**king b***h says:

    luckie im on line so much cuz my eyes burn out now thank grandma

  5. Eyeglasses says:

    Whoa, I totally want the gun-toting granny to be my gran!!

  6. DonkeyXote's socially awkward cousin says:

    I find these images rather amusing, but this family-flame-war is hilarious!
    I like turtles! :D

  7. Ron Burgandy says:

    Agreed! Well done.

  8. Xander Cage says:

    #9 almost made me vomit. as well as bikini granny. she was gnarly.

  9. Dustin Beeno says:

    Wow, pretty amazing indeed. WOw.


  10. DonkeyXote says:

    Must be sad having to drug people in order to get them to have sex with you, don’t tell me you use that move on yourself when you wanna crack one up?

  11. DonkeyXotes Pride says:

    Yer on yer own dude, I’m outta here

  12. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    hahahaha that’s fucken funny man, I see what you did there, you implied that his pride left him because we’re ass raping his ass! nice work! very well done!

  13. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    pencildick has spoken

  14. DonkeyXotes Pride says:

    Don’t patronize me, man. I have an extremely sore butthole and I am totally not in the mood.

  15. Anonymous pete says:

    too far indeed

  16. DonkeyXote says:

    Older chicks rule because their apartments are always clean, they know how to cook a nice meal and they are super grateful when you eat them out!

  17. grillz says:

    too far.

  18. DonkeyXote's Ass says:

    i can’t even contain my own shit

  19. DonkeyXote's Granny says:

    I am very thankful when my son eats me out and takes it in the ass from grampy

  20. DonkeyXote's Grampy says:

    After he takes it in the ass from me, I like to have young DonkeyXote fetch me some vagina crackers, a tall glass of Metamucil, and mah old wooden teefers. He always makes me take those things out before I slob on his centimeter peter.

  21. DonkeyXote sexually abusive and consistently drunk uncle says:

    I could say the same thing about my son if he hadnt called the police.
    luckily DonkeyXote has a lower GHB tolerance

  22. DonkeyXote says:

    Snoooooooooooooore fest

  23. DonkeyXote's Crackhead Neighbor says:

    You’re snoring because of the Rohypnol. Don’t worry, though…it’ll wear off just as soon as I’m done butt-sexing you with my AIDS-infested pork sword.

  24. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    haha he needs to get alife, his getting ass fucked by everyone now.

  25. *insert witty name* says:

    I am FIRST, you various internet whores!

  26. Various internet whore says:


  27. Various Internet Whore 2 says:

    Fuck Indeed!
    These grammas are great!
    Except bikini Gramma.

  28. Jakes says:

    Throw grandma in a home = http://bit.ly/71wTCl

  29. Gomer says:

    MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

  30. Grandpa says:

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap *stroke*.

  31. apeman24 says:

    Cut it out Grandpa!!!

  32. dildozer says:


  33. Spunkmeyer says:

    More like GRILF