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25 Best Statue Porn Pictures

People are creeps. Don’t believe us? Just look what happens when you put them around statues with human or animal like features.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

30 Responses to "25 Best Statue Porn Pictures"

  1. Aymononus says:

    I wonder how many of these count as statutory rape.

  2. draconios says:

    is that you by any chance?

  3. lamar says:

    THAT WAS SOME WEIRD SHIT

  4. Philosopher's Mom says:

    I like to do that with real bears!

  5. she likes it wet n slippery says:

    why cant one male statue at least sport an average size penis…wheres the fluff girls for those male models get em some girth!!

  6. Boggiemama says:

    Those dudes dicks are small!

  7. Sciuridae says:

    a lot of pictures were people were just cupping a feel. kind of disappointing. I was hoping for some hot statue sex. it ain’t easy bein’ an agalmatophiliac

  8. will says:

    I want to meet the chick with a statue dick in her mouth, she looks like she knows her way around a hard piece.

  9. Yoganathan says:

    .

  10. sam says:

    nise photos

  11. Trilok Earniya says:

    Send you funny photo

  12. dev says:

    its amazing to see such pics in life show us more

  13. byhavin says:

    ya

  14. cunt says:

    Hey….Bear Fucker!

  15. elwoodinontario says:

    hehehehe

  16. Jim says:

    Those last two pictures, all I could think of was “You don’t come up here for the hunting, do you?”

  17. cratic inked says:

    funnier every time

  18. Ronald McDonald says:

    Yeah…it wouldn’t have been complete.

    Anyone wants Big Macs?

  19. pratik says:

    It wouldn’t be complete without Ronald McDonald getting some action.

  20. Radioactive Bwoi says:

    lol

  21. Capt. Obvious says:

    It is nice to know that some people have never progressed beyond looking at porn, let alone the basement door of their mom’s house.

    Ok, now that’s done, its time for some 5th graders.

  22. douchebag says:

    its nice to know so many of us never progressed mentally beyond the 5th grade.

    OK, now that’s done its time for some porn.

  23. he who must not be named says:

    me so horny now

  24. S.S says:

    These pictures are nasty.

  25. Brian says:

    4th Pic – Herberger in Phoenix.. the front is covered with those statues. Why the hell did that guy need to show his ass?

  26. jer182 says:

    Ha! Glad to see toronto representing in the ninth picture down. bangarang!

  27. kate says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok thats soo funny god damn it too funny

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