wow dude. do you really have to be that harsh? granted,it's kind of stupid to comment on something without saying anything remotely important, but do you really have to put him down like that? this was only a minor offense. my analogy is this: dropping the f-bomb on japan for looking at us funny.
Deep comedy there; "Chuckles the Fly" WoW at the store - ha ha ho ho cough cough! Good little jokester Funny tee hee hee!
Did you read that off the back of a koolaid packet? Think hard now "chuckles". Come on now ZIPPER NECK you can do it??.ro scottish Can't remember the flavor? Just go to the mirror and look at the color of the stain surrounding your flapping BOLOGNA lips! Good little fly - Dipstick!!!....
The meat balls can be found at a store in seattle called Archee Mcfee thats where alot of candys on the list came from if you google archee mcfee thers an online store
Whoever comes up with some of these ideas has way too much time on their hands. These are definatly things that will be on the table at my halloween party.
UHHHHH?? Dee - Just how much experience do you have tasting rubber? Couldn't possibly be chewing gum. Were you one of those butter and sugar sandwich eating kids, who enjoyed playing on a freshly tar coated street in 98 degree weather?
The Sleeping Dead Fetus Candy Dish - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgWd1VnAbQ
The perfect place for the dead baby candy to go in!
Welcome to MY World - Anyone who has read this page will be cursed three days from now. To remove this curse go and do one good deed today and post it here! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
im back duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh. how has the candy been perceived??? will it make for a feast? or simply phaaaaaaaaade awaaaaaay
if you dont believe me, ask the dishes......
lolololololol i am the curator of the lololololol museum. get a season pass now!!! save big buckz on admission!!!?
OH MY!!! What have we here? Some "wannabe" clever dialogue between the "Tim Leary Twins". Sounds like mr./ms. inside simply found an old bottle of grandma's mogan david wine in the fruit cellar while she vacations in Alabama. The rush of genius probably occurred at the end of "Cold Gin" from Kiss live at CoBo Hall. Probably typed in a hurry after remembering to replace Grannie's missing booze with water and food coloring. Let's see mr. Utah or Dakota or somewhere nowhere west gets "groovy" by talkin "shrooms" maaan!. Bet the closest connection there would be some dried stems left on a carpet. Closer to truth would be a flashback from Blotter acid, you took at a party, while smoking a cigarette in a dark corner alone, as you watched the fun pass you by?. "SHROOMS"?? - HokaHEY is still waiting at the totem pole "SKIPPY"!!
Hey "Alco..." I am so proud of you!! Nice to see that you can indeed humble yourself to the truth! Now we can all agree, it was a good observation - you did in fact misspell your name - write it down so you never forget (slowly now) A S S H O L E - good job! Now get some sleep and practice spelling your name again tomorrow
If Tortugawanda had a web site, youtube, anything where we could go daily and be refreshed by this wisdom, which in the face of what's really happening in the world is actually quite witty and charming, I and my family would go there as would millions and he or she would get sponsors and be filthy rich. I hope to hear soon that you come out and post opinions on everything. We will read them and pass you on and on to as many new fans as you deserve. Thank you for being in this world and please be a sperm donor to create many more with your genius DNA!
God Bless
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 25th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
Spermies: THE CANDY YOU LOVE TO SWALLOW. HA CLASSIC.
September 25th, 2009 at 05:56 pm
I wonder what that candy REALLY taste like.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Salty
September 26th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
lol no it says no salt added
September 27th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
Very bitter I would think...teehee
September 30th, 2009 at 01:39 pm
With a hint of bleach
September 25th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Mmmmmmmm babies
September 26th, 2009 at 11:39 am
If you eat REAL babies, you will live forever...
September 27th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
I never liked eating the toes of babies, they're too crunchy. Everything else is all soft and chewy, it's so sweet, too.
September 28th, 2009 at 01:54 am
I think the candy babies is a joke, Where i think they got the picture from is a lady (Camille Allen) that does clay art.
October 10th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
i also thought it looked like the clay babies!
October 10th, 2009 at 08:03 pm
The babies are marzipan.
October 10th, 2009 at 09:22 pm
COOL-I LOVE marzipan.
October 17th, 2009 at 01:58 pm
Nope - the babies are clay made by Camille Allen.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/marzipan.asp
September 25th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
OOOO I had one of those polar bear things except it was a dog.
September 26th, 2009 at 04:36 pm
Then it was one of those dog things then right?
September 25th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
it is nearing that time of year
September 25th, 2009 at 08:39 pm
you must just be mr. fuckin' personality at parties. great fuckin' conversational skills there. kill yourself, fucktard.
October 3rd, 2009 at 05:59 pm
wow dude. do you really have to be that harsh? granted,it's kind of stupid to comment on something without saying anything remotely important, but do you really have to put him down like that? this was only a minor offense. my analogy is this: dropping the f-bomb on japan for looking at us funny.
September 25th, 2009 at 08:35 pm
Where can i find the meatball gum and creepy edible babies?
September 26th, 2009 at 04:38 pm
at the store
September 29th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
Deep comedy there; "Chuckles the Fly" WoW at the store - ha ha ho ho cough cough! Good little jokester Funny tee hee hee!
Did you read that off the back of a koolaid packet? Think hard now "chuckles". Come on now ZIPPER NECK you can do it??.ro scottish Can't remember the flavor? Just go to the mirror and look at the color of the stain surrounding your flapping BOLOGNA lips! Good little fly - Dipstick!!!....
September 30th, 2009 at 02:32 pm
The meat balls can be found at a store in seattle called Archee Mcfee thats where alot of candys on the list came from if you google archee mcfee thers an online store
September 26th, 2009 at 05:17 pm
ive had the zit popping ones, taste like rubber. LOL SO MUCH PHUN @ EET THO FTW!!!FTW!!!! KOREA FOREVER JINTAO!!!~~
September 28th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Decent food, hot girls but literally the worst country in the world populated by xenophobic assholes
September 28th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
yeah, that'd be NORTH Korea, not South
September 26th, 2009 at 05:52 pm
Wow talk about people on here w/ major issues.....
September 30th, 2009 at 02:14 pm
No kidding, these people are a bit psychotic!!
October 20th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Whoever comes up with some of these ideas has way too much time on their hands. These are definatly things that will be on the table at my halloween party.
September 26th, 2009 at 05:54 pm
Some of that crap looks so nasty.... That gummy stuff like little gummy pizzas etc tastes like rubber it's digusting candy for halloween or anything.
September 27th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
you need some of the vomit candy..it suits you
September 30th, 2009 at 03:16 pm
and you really need to shut the fuck up ^_^
September 26th, 2009 at 05:55 pm
nerd not true........ You are sick and need locked up.
September 29th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
UHHHHH?? Dee - Just how much experience do you have tasting rubber? Couldn't possibly be chewing gum. Were you one of those butter and sugar sandwich eating kids, who enjoyed playing on a freshly tar coated street in 98 degree weather?
September 27th, 2009 at 01:57 am
"If you eat REAL babies, you will live forever"
There is medical science that backs this up...I would do it. My sister just had a baby 3 days ago.........yum yum little man your uncle is hungry!!
September 27th, 2009 at 02:03 am
The Sleeping Dead Fetus Candy Dish - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgWd1VnAbQ
The perfect place for the dead baby candy to go in!
Welcome to MY World - Anyone who has read this page will be cursed three days from now. To remove this curse go and do one good deed today and post it here! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
You are a disgusting freak!
October 10th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I donated money towards autism research.
October 10th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I fucked your mom, does that count? Oh and your girlfriend to..she was niceeee
September 27th, 2009 at 04:31 pm
im back duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh. how has the candy been perceived??? will it make for a feast? or simply phaaaaaaaaade awaaaaaay
if you dont believe me, ask the dishes......
lolololololol i am the curator of the lololololol museum. get a season pass now!!! save big buckz on admission!!!?
September 27th, 2009 at 06:56 pm
dude, you shroomin
September 29th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
OH MY!!! What have we here? Some "wannabe" clever dialogue between the "Tim Leary Twins". Sounds like mr./ms. inside simply found an old bottle of grandma's mogan david wine in the fruit cellar while she vacations in Alabama. The rush of genius probably occurred at the end of "Cold Gin" from Kiss live at CoBo Hall. Probably typed in a hurry after remembering to replace Grannie's missing booze with water and food coloring. Let's see mr. Utah or Dakota or somewhere nowhere west gets "groovy" by talkin "shrooms" maaan!. Bet the closest connection there would be some dried stems left on a carpet. Closer to truth would be a flashback from Blotter acid, you took at a party, while smoking a cigarette in a dark corner alone, as you watched the fun pass you by?. "SHROOMS"?? - HokaHEY is still waiting at the totem pole "SKIPPY"!!
September 29th, 2009 at 06:33 pm
Oh jesus FUCK ... epic fucking comment fail.
Do you have, like, a LOT of cocks up your ass right now, or just a couple? Kill the fuck out of yourself already.
September 27th, 2009 at 09:28 pm
I think the babies are actually clay figurines, thrown in for humor.
September 28th, 2009 at 02:11 am
Good observation. Asshole
September 28th, 2009 at 07:43 am
Shopped!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 03:01 pm
Hey "Alco..." I am so proud of you!! Nice to see that you can indeed humble yourself to the truth! Now we can all agree, it was a good observation - you did in fact misspell your name - write it down so you never forget (slowly now) A S S H O L E - good job! Now get some sleep and practice spelling your name again tomorrow
September 30th, 2009 at 02:52 pm
If Tortugawanda had a web site, youtube, anything where we could go daily and be refreshed by this wisdom, which in the face of what's really happening in the world is actually quite witty and charming, I and my family would go there as would millions and he or she would get sponsors and be filthy rich. I hope to hear soon that you come out and post opinions on everything. We will read them and pass you on and on to as many new fans as you deserve. Thank you for being in this world and please be a sperm donor to create many more with your genius DNA!
God Bless
September 29th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
It's official, tortugawanda posts the gayest fucking shit I have ever read.
September 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
right?
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