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“If you eat REAL babies, you will live forever”
There is medical science that backs this up…I would do it. My sister just had a baby 3 days ago………yum yum little man your uncle is hungry!!
The Sleeping Dead Fetus Candy Dish – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgWd1VnAbQ
The perfect place for the dead baby candy to go in!
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im back duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh. how has the candy been perceived??? will it make for a feast? or simply phaaaaaaaaade awaaaaaay
if you dont believe me, ask the dishes……
lolololololol i am the curator of the lololololol museum. get a season pass now!!! save big buckz on admission!!!?
dude, you shroomin
I think the babies are actually clay figurines, thrown in for humor.
Good observation. Asshole
Shopped!!!
sorry, love. but this is the real world. people like a good fight. especially americans (no offense.) but america does enjoy the “not-so-nice”. (football looks like such a painful sport! people getting their noses broken, get their legs into a fix, break a couple bones, black eyes. *shivers* but it IS entertaining. especially in america; football is, after all, one of the greatest american past times, even though it is such a grueling sport.) but hell, i’m from essex, england and we like a little fight here and there ourselves, love!) it’s what makes things so entertaining. for anyone as a matter of fact. i mean, who wants to read a story about a lovely set of birds all getting along, eating their crumpets, on a lovely day in Bruges, eh? we as people stray more towards violence or the absurd because it intrigues us. i wouldn’t be reading all the way down to your post, had i not noticed the violent, yet slightly hilarious, posts that some of these people wrote! but that’s just the way the world works i guess. sorry, love.
now THAT is a sick joke, love……….but i couldn’t stop a chuckle from comin out of me. lolz
ha ha ha! i love that come-back, A. Nell Fisher.
very nice, love.
and the word is “anonymous,” love, not “anon e moose.” maybe you should spend more time thinkin up a better nickname than that. to be honest, if i was the person who just had to write a post like that to us all about wasting time, i really wouldn’t care, much less think of a weird username like that unless i was genuinely intrigued as to what people might say about my comment. so clearly you are intrigued and do subconsciously enjoy this. (maybe as much as you enjoy that white stuff on your chin, eh? lolz) if you didn’t really care and you felt so disgusted by all this rubbish we say, i don’t think you’d take much time in writing your little bit. you would’ve just said to yourself “these people are a bunch of wollies,” and turned off your computer to go and do something more useful with your time than sit on a computer thinkin up stupid usernames to use for a supposedly “serious” comment like that.
and frankly, the fact that you had to stop and think of a name like that to add to such a serious comment is ironic, but mostly it’s quite….oh, what’s the word i’m lookin for, eh? ah, yes: pathetic.
^-^
OH MY!!! What have we here? Some “wannabe” clever dialogue between the “Tim Leary Twins”. Sounds like mr./ms. inside simply found an old bottle of grandma’s mogan david wine in the fruit cellar while she vacations in Alabama. The rush of genius probably occurred at the end of “Cold Gin” from Kiss live at CoBo Hall. Probably typed in a hurry after remembering to replace Grannie’s missing booze with water and food coloring. Let’s see mr. Utah or Dakota or somewhere nowhere west gets “groovy” by talkin “shrooms” maaan!. Bet the closest connection there would be some dried stems left on a carpet. Closer to truth would be a flashback from Blotter acid, you took at a party, while smoking a cigarette in a dark corner alone, as you watched the fun pass you by?. “SHROOMS”?? – HokaHEY is still waiting at the totem pole “SKIPPY”!!
Hey “Alco…” I am so proud of you!! Nice to see that you can indeed humble yourself to the truth! Now we can all agree, it was a good observation – you did in fact misspell your name – write it down so you never forget (slowly now) A S S H O L E – good job! Now get some sleep and practice spelling your name again tomorrow
It’s official, tortugawanda posts the gayest fucking shit I have ever read.
Oh jesus FUCK … epic fucking comment fail.
Do you have, like, a LOT of cocks up your ass right now, or just a couple? Kill the fuck out of yourself already.
right?
Wasn’t it Caddyshack or Meatballs that had the Baby Ruth floating in the pool? I wonder if that’s where they got the idea for the turd candies.
If Tortugawanda had a web site, youtube, anything where we could go daily and be refreshed by this wisdom, which in the face of what’s really happening in the world is actually quite witty and charming, I and my family would go there as would millions and he or she would get sponsors and be filthy rich. I hope to hear soon that you come out and post opinions on everything. We will read them and pass you on and on to as many new fans as you deserve. Thank you for being in this world and please be a sperm donor to create many more with your genius DNA!
God Bless
If Tortugawanda had a web site, youtube, anything where we could go daily and be refreshed by this wisdom, which in the face of what’s really happening in the world is actually quite witty and charming, I and my family would go there as would millions and he or she would get sponsors and be filthy rich. I hope to hear soon that you come out and post opinions on everything. We will read them and pass you on and on to as many new fans as you deserve. Thank you for being in this world and please be a sperm donor to create many more with your genius DNA!
God Bless
i am assuming by all these lame posts that you all swallowed the real spermies.
i wish they said where you could get all the candies
DID SOMEONE SAY SHROOMS?????????????? IM IN anyway my old lady wants to know where to get SPERMMIES she cant get enough
I made a “dirt” cake for my kids, I mixed chocolate pudding with crushed oreos,baked a chocolate fudge cake, iced it with fudge icing & the pudding mixture. Then I sprinkled crushed oreos on top of it all & made the realistic gummy worms “crawl” from underneath the icing & lay on top of the cake. My kids loved it, little messy but worth the smiles! I have 8 kids & all of them enjoyed it thouroughly,from the 2 year old to the 12 year old. TIP: Make sure you don’t let them eat on carpet & make sure they have on an old shirt.The cake was pretty cool & we decided it will be on our halloween party treat table.
A different twist to the dirt cake is a litter box cake. my aunt and i make it every year for her halloween party. it’s 1/2 german cake, 1/2 white cake crumbled and mixed together with a box of vanilla pudding, white cookies crushed and sprinkled on top, with some set aside and colored with green food coloring then sprinkled on that, then take tootsie rolls and warm them in microwave for 3seconds and shape into shape of cat poo and place in the cake wherever you think it should be.
it’s always a hit, no one ever wants to have the first bite. it’s awesome.
p.s. serve in an actual litter box and with a litter scoop. that is what does the cake justice.
i let kurt know about the candies…..he hasn’t come back with the toxicology report yet. looks like we’ve got a manhunt on our hands. WHO WIL SAAAAAAVE YOUR SOULS? exactly jewel, thank you for that.
remember folks, korea 10 you 0
JINTAO FOREVER AND OUT!!!!!
better yet, for authenticity, have the cat shit in it and bury it.
ads by google, your’s is the best reply of the bunch! I LOL’d till I ROFL’d!
You are a disgusting freak!
why does every one have to be mean to each other??? cant we all be nice to people????
I’m pretty sure I had a miniature version of the Pet Rat candy before. It’s delicious!
Crackheads are AWESOME. I actually just bought some today. lol
did anyone notice that the word sperm is in the word spermies
are they?????
Do they really give this stuff out to kids on halloween?
thats really messed up.
anyway
This was a funny article, and I thought the camel balls and spermies were the best one’s. They kept me laughing for 5 minutes.
But the babies….They were a bit creepy
Joke:
“What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball ?”
(You can’t boil and eat a bowling ball…)
Hey,how come the Acne stuff has the ‘red’ on the top, and the ‘white’ on the bottom ?
I mean, isn’t that JUST THE OPPOSITE of how they REALLY look ???
hey i like kitty litter box cake my g-ma make it a lot its good
Wow. This is ignorant even for me. How did some pictures of gross candy turn into a 2nd grade taunt fest? Do you people feel cool now that you’re old enough to say “fuck”? I bet you giggled every time you typed it. I’m not sure what kind of socially deprived lives you live, but get out of your house and stop posting ridiculously unfunny criticisms of other people just because you have nothing better to do with your time.
And yes, I realize I’m doing the same thing and wasting MY time, but the fact that I recognize this makes me slightly less pathetic than all of you.
i didnt bother my sister
I found some of this candy at a dollar store called “Dollar Tree”
I donated money towards autism research.
really creepy…were they supposed to be aborted babies?
I fucked your mom, does that count? Oh and your girlfriend to..she was niceeee
Your comments are valued and appreciated. And there’s some sticky white stuff on your chin.
Spermies: THE CANDY YOU LOVE TO SWALLOW. HA CLASSIC.
I wonder what that candy REALLY taste like.
Salty
lol no it says no salt added
Very bitter I would think…teehee
With a hint of bleach
Mmmmmmmm babies
If you eat REAL babies, you will live forever…
I never liked eating the toes of babies, they’re too crunchy. Everything else is all soft and chewy, it’s so sweet, too.
I think the candy babies is a joke, Where i think they got the picture from is a lady (Camille Allen) that does clay art.
i also thought it looked like the clay babies!
The babies are marzipan.
COOL-I LOVE marzipan.
Nope – the babies are clay made by Camille Allen.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/marzipan.asp
OOOO I had one of those polar bear things except it was a dog.
Then it was one of those dog things then right?
it is nearing that time of year
you must just be mr. fuckin’ personality at parties. great fuckin’ conversational skills there. kill yourself, fucktard.
wow dude. do you really have to be that harsh? granted,it’s kind of stupid to comment on something without saying anything remotely important, but do you really have to put him down like that? this was only a minor offense. my analogy is this: dropping the f-bomb on japan for looking at us funny.
Where can i find the meatball gum and creepy edible babies?
at the store
Deep comedy there; “Chuckles the Fly” WoW at the store – ha ha ho ho cough cough! Good little jokester Funny tee hee hee!
Did you read that off the back of a koolaid packet? Think hard now “chuckles”. Come on now ZIPPER NECK you can do it??.ro scottish Can’t remember the flavor? Just go to the mirror and look at the color of the stain surrounding your flapping BOLOGNA lips! Good little fly – Dipstick!!!….
The meat balls can be found at a store in seattle called Archee Mcfee thats where alot of candys on the list came from if you google archee mcfee thers an online store
ive had the zit popping ones, taste like rubber. LOL SO MUCH PHUN @ EET THO FTW!!!FTW!!!! KOREA FOREVER JINTAO!!!~~
Decent food, hot girls but literally the worst country in the world populated by xenophobic assholes
yeah, that’d be NORTH Korea, not South
Wow talk about people on here w/ major issues…..
No kidding, these people are a bit psychotic!!
Whoever comes up with some of these ideas has way too much time on their hands. These are definatly things that will be on the table at my halloween party.
Some of that crap looks so nasty…. That gummy stuff like little gummy pizzas etc tastes like rubber it’s digusting candy for halloween or anything.
you need some of the vomit candy..it suits you
and you really need to shut the fuck up ^_^
nerd not true…….. You are sick and need locked up.
UHHHHH?? Dee – Just how much experience do you have tasting rubber? Couldn’t possibly be chewing gum. Were you one of those butter and sugar sandwich eating kids, who enjoyed playing on a freshly tar coated street in 98 degree weather?
I just read these comments about all this crazy candy shit, and seriously, while some of you guys are hilarious, others are getting waaaaaay too worked up about this. i mean c’mon. it’s halloween. candy is supposed to NOT look like candy. lolz
My aunt used to buy me the gum cigarettes whenever we went to the Flea Market. Those were great, but it is probably a good thing that they aren’t sold anymore (at least nowhere i have seen) because that is definitely one way to tell kids it is okay to smoke.
Literly this bitch tortugawanda needs to get a life or be locked up so he can be fucked in the ass- oh wait he already is by his mommy
donating to resecreh to CF
EWWW VOMIT CANDY
wall air conditioner unit
Sweets for my feet
Sugar for my heart…
What can I eat?
You can eat my shoes.
Is it high in calories?
Only if it’s got chocolate.
So I won’t eat…
my shoes.
The crack, you need to not smoke it.
Listen to yourselves. It was an article about gross looking candy. You dumbasses turned it into some argument about everything but the subject. Ridiculous! I bet you are all on the sex offender list, picking up 13yr olds off th internet for “pleasure.” Grow up, if your going to blog, blog about the subject rather than attack each other with moronic insults that I used back in 8th grade!
change your name to you’re* thank you for blowing me!!!
garbage candy…..now that is classic!
Im really small
its sad that ive actually tried some of those candies.