a priest and a rabi are on a walk togehter when the pass a schoolyard with children playing in it, the priest says "should we fuck them?" the rabi says "out of what?"
stop me if you heard THIS one: an idiot with a 3rd grade education, and all the wit of that same 3rd grader posts below another idiot and makes himself look like an ass. the punchline? you just read it.
I think (hope) he means that it's ironic that someone could/would steal a joke from Dane Cook seeing as how that guy doesn't even tell jokes, but more anecdotal quips and observances. That's the ONLY way stealing a joke from Dane Cook would be ironic. Truth be told, though, if Dane Cook told that joke first, he was telling it while he was in the 6th grade because I'm certain that I heard that joke sometime in elementary school.
You've humbled and educated me. Thank you for both. Either way, I still think Joe Rogan is a dick, even after he managed to catch the BIGGEST dick Carlos Mencia.
Doncha know that book larnin' is a CIA-Zionist conspira-somethin'? Moonshine and incest was good enough for my grandpappy, and it's good enough for me.
The majority of the world spell humour, colour, favourite, etc. with a U.
Especially us up here in Canada. Our superiority to Americans is geographically evident.
Oh, and we don't have Presidents who are awarded universal peace prizes for their lack of effect on the world.
Well that's because the rest of the world is full of impotent faggots, see the French, and if by "superiority" you mean "stupidity" and "weakness", then yes, your "superiority" is geographically evident.
By the way, some of us Americans are well aware of the astounding lack of leadership our failure of a "president" is showing.
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January 22nd, 2010 at 02:48 pm
FIRST
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:02 pm
a priest and a rabi are on a walk togehter when the pass a schoolyard with children playing in it, the priest says "should we fuck them?" the rabi says "out of what?"
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:34 pm
stop me if you heard THIS one: an idiot with a 3rd grade education, and all the wit of that same 3rd grader posts below another idiot and makes himself look like an ass. the punchline? you just read it.
January 22nd, 2010 at 05:21 pm
its should we screw them not fuck them.
and stealing a joke off dane cook is pretty fucking ironic
January 22nd, 2010 at 05:44 pm
haha dane cook
January 22nd, 2010 at 07:41 pm
How is that irnonic at all?
January 22nd, 2010 at 08:11 pm
Cuz Dane cook stole all of his jokes from Louis CK.
January 22nd, 2010 at 09:32 pm
I think (hope) he means that it's ironic that someone could/would steal a joke from Dane Cook seeing as how that guy doesn't even tell jokes, but more anecdotal quips and observances. That's the ONLY way stealing a joke from Dane Cook would be ironic. Truth be told, though, if Dane Cook told that joke first, he was telling it while he was in the 6th grade because I'm certain that I heard that joke sometime in elementary school.
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:39 pm
This just in: jokes have been around a long time.
January 23rd, 2010 at 08:32 am
A baby seal walks into a club
January 23rd, 2010 at 11:39 am
@KingGreat
Dane Cook has been accused of plagiarism on many, many occasions. Some of his accusers include Joe Rogan and the aforementioned Louis CK.
Rogan says that he's performed jokes in the same club as Dane, and then seen Dane perform the same joke later on and claim it as his own.
Ergo, someone stealing a joke from Dane Cook is somewhat ironic.
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:01 pm
@CAKid
You've humbled and educated me. Thank you for both. Either way, I still think Joe Rogan is a dick, even after he managed to catch the BIGGEST dick Carlos Mencia.
January 23rd, 2010 at 03:59 pm
@Koala: LOL! xD
Epic win :3
January 23rd, 2010 at 05:02 pm
hey what did the black kid get on his s.a.t.?
barbecue sauce
and to the cunt saying i stole this from dane cook 1. i heard it from a friend years ago 2. do you understand how jokes work?
January 24th, 2010 at 02:30 pm
And do you know what the racist got on his SAT?
Doncha know that book larnin' is a CIA-Zionist conspira-somethin'? Moonshine and incest was good enough for my grandpappy, and it's good enough for me.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
No, what did the racist get on his SAT?
January 27th, 2010 at 06:13 pm
Drool.
June 10th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
What do you call a black man with a knife in an operating room?
A surgeon you racist.
January 22nd, 2010 at 02:57 pm
SECONDS
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:00 pm
First Bitches
January 25th, 2010 at 11:26 am
wrong and joe rogan is gay
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:00 pm
NOOOOO!!!!
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:05 pm
TURD
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:12 pm
you are all bitches....including your moms!
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:12 pm
Awesome !
Love the "Woman=Problems" stuff. ^^
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Rofl, yeah that one was my favorite, too.
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:29 pm
i forgive you, HT, for this weeks fucked up shit!
January 22nd, 2010 at 03:39 pm
the 300 one is the best
January 25th, 2010 at 06:27 am
that was my favorite, too! He shows great artistic apptitude. Should have earned him (and I assumed it was a guy) extra points.
January 25th, 2010 at 07:32 am
the best was " draw a human body and label the organs and glands " ..... kung fu gland ? .... fucking genius
January 22nd, 2010 at 07:51 pm
halarious (if thats spelled wrong ifm sorry my F7 key wouldnt work)
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Dude are you kidding me? This is like totally crazy man!
RT
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January 22nd, 2010 at 10:45 pm
first
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:55 pm
wow these are pathetic, I can only imagine douches and preps, and retards
January 23rd, 2010 at 01:37 am
Sounds like someone got beat up and/or humiliated in school by douches, preps and retards.
You HUMOURLESS Fag!
January 24th, 2010 at 02:31 am
Only impotent homosexuals add a letter U to the word humor.
January 24th, 2010 at 04:09 am
NO U
January 25th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Only American's who can't spell don't add a U.
January 27th, 2010 at 10:50 am
What you meant to say was "Americans."
February 20th, 2010 at 02:41 pm
The majority of the world spell humour, colour, favourite, etc. with a U.
Especially us up here in Canada. Our superiority to Americans is geographically evident.
Oh, and we don't have Presidents who are awarded universal peace prizes for their lack of effect on the world.
June 18th, 2010 at 03:20 pm
Well that's because the rest of the world is full of impotent faggots, see the French, and if by "superiority" you mean "stupidity" and "weakness", then yes, your "superiority" is geographically evident.
By the way, some of us Americans are well aware of the astounding lack of leadership our failure of a "president" is showing.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Damn, funniest shit I've read in a long time! :D
January 23rd, 2010 at 01:10 am
I like soup
January 23rd, 2010 at 02:33 am
I like turtles
January 23rd, 2010 at 06:59 am
I like Werewolf movies!!
January 23rd, 2010 at 10:04 am
Really? Because I heard from a reliable source that you like mudkips.
February 6th, 2010 at 07:05 am
Oh, you're that guy.
February 16th, 2010 at 01:35 am
well actually i herd you liek mudkipz
January 23rd, 2010 at 02:27 am
A lot of these have been floating around the net forever, but I never saw the lion, tiger, whatever Vulva drawing. My hat's off to that!
Oh - And why do you losers hate Dane Cook so much? I mean, he's not as amazing as the sweaty backside of sweet Rush...but c'mon!
January 23rd, 2010 at 02:40 am
shut up or i will knock you out.
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