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25 Clowns You Wouldn’t Hire

posted 10/15/2010
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 For some reason people sometimes think a clown would improve the birthday of a child.  That’s like suggesting a hammer smash would improve the overall shape of your genitals, but whatever.  That aside, there are some clowns that undoubtedly don’t belong at any child’s party, unless the plan invlved a ritual sacrifice.  Or a porn shoot.

 
 
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13 Responses to "25 Clowns You Wouldn’t Hire"

  1. charlie says:
    October 15, 2010 at 9:22 am

    You forgot the pictures of Harry REid, Nancy Pelosi, and Prez Obama

  2. Obama says:
    October 16, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    DAMN! He’s onto us! To the helicopter!

    *whup-whup-whup-whup-whup*
    (Air force 69 takes off)

  3. Orifice Jerq says:
    October 15, 2010 at 10:06 am

    IT’S A GIF!

  4. Ralphieann says:
    October 15, 2010 at 10:43 am

    I love Yucko the clown!!! LOL

  5. DonkeyXote says:
    October 17, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    I concur but on a totaly non-homosexual way.

    “I wunna stick mai dick in a biw bowl of puddin’” xD

  6. Finnegan says:
    October 15, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Oh but I would sooooo hire clown no. 8 !

  7. Lance Bass says:
    October 15, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Ooo! #1 baby!

  8. Mothers Day says:
    October 15, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Clowns with great tits rule.

  9. Mr'GJ says:
    October 16, 2010 at 8:41 am

    where is IT for crying out load… you left the best out of it..

  10. Mr'GJ says:
    October 16, 2010 at 8:41 am

    loud.. typo.. hehe

  11. DonkeyXote says:
    October 17, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    What? There’s one or two up there I would totally hire!

  12. Ocman says:
    October 20, 2010 at 7:43 am

    Where is Dr. Rockszo?


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