the creepy santa in the mask, [one before the gay teen] is ACTUALLY gonna be in my nightmares tonight.. wtf were they thinking giving their children to that crazed murderer? and the mall... SHAME ON YOU. those poor children..
and number 10s a creeper too.. geez.
These are funny, peculiar and a ha ha. We've been doing Santa at our house this year in the sleigh we have in the front yard and thankfully, none of our pics look like this. www.daddyclaxton.com
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December 21st, 2009 at 02:36 pm
Is the fifth one down Eugene Levy?
December 21st, 2009 at 02:59 pm
Ha...I was thinking Lee Corso.
March 25th, 2010 at 06:27 pm
Isn't it Woody Allen?
December 21st, 2009 at 02:38 pm
Santa turns me on!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
"Take it back!" = http://bit.ly/4IPtNC
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
That santa is just frightening.
December 23rd, 2009 at 08:38 pm
the first five are pretty much the creepiest fucking santas ive ever seen hands down. but i gotta say, am a fan of all the drunk santas
December 21st, 2009 at 03:02 pm
The Santa that is up twice is the real one, I think.
December 21st, 2009 at 03:54 pm
I wonder which is worse, sitting in that red and white oven of a costume, or having your shinbone shattered by a hundred kids on your knee.
December 26th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Probably the shin bone thing. The urine would ultimately cool you down.
December 21st, 2009 at 04:24 pm
Maybe santa should tell the little sons of bitches step the fuck off, santa's has gotz shit ta do.
December 22nd, 2009 at 07:03 am
Will you smell my nuts while you repeat what you just typed?
December 21st, 2009 at 05:15 pm
Don't think the last little boy can wait for Christmas to open up Santa's surprise.
December 21st, 2009 at 06:18 pm
I'm guessing it's pretty safe to assume that most mall Santas have a hard-on while on the job.
Do they even do background checks for sex offenders when hiring a creepy old man who decides that his livelihood is having little kids sit in his lap?
December 21st, 2009 at 07:53 pm
They're all eating shiting fucking santas.
December 21st, 2009 at 08:19 pm
I agree with what he said
December 21st, 2009 at 08:18 pm
I would be crying too.
December 21st, 2009 at 09:48 pm
Does the pic before last scare the shit out of anyone else?
December 22nd, 2009 at 03:13 am
Why does my brother scare you so much?
December 22nd, 2009 at 01:06 am
All of which are stolen from http://sketchysanta.com ?
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 am
lame... Why didn't you just do "10 Creepy Mall Santas"? Most of these are pretty standard issue, nothing creepy about them.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Last photo obviously A GAY TEENAGE Bill Clinton.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Really takes the cake for cruel kid behaviour this kind of exhibit. What makes little kids think that their parents having money makes them mean?
December 22nd, 2009 at 01:32 pm
In WW2, when most men were out fighting, wooden Santas were in comman practice.
December 22nd, 2009 at 02:31 pm
You're on my naughty list and I've got some Santa's wood for you this Christmas.
December 22nd, 2009 at 04:32 pm
the creepy santa in the mask, [one before the gay teen] is ACTUALLY gonna be in my nightmares tonight.. wtf were they thinking giving their children to that crazed murderer? and the mall... SHAME ON YOU. those poor children..
and number 10s a creeper too.. geez.
December 22nd, 2009 at 05:10 pm
Imagine seeing yourself there on one of those pictures :D.
December 22nd, 2009 at 08:00 pm
That's me in the third pic.
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:16 am
Silent night, creepy night
December 23rd, 2009 at 02:28 am
Is #21 Andy Richter from the Tonight Show?
December 23rd, 2009 at 06:00 am
That HAS to be Glenn Beck in #25. I guess he wanted Santa to blow his... horn!
December 23rd, 2009 at 08:00 am
These are funny, peculiar and a ha ha. We've been doing Santa at our house this year in the sleigh we have in the front yard and thankfully, none of our pics look like this. www.daddyclaxton.com
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:28 am
I think #18 is the Emperor from starwars. Something something something dark side.
December 23rd, 2009 at 05:20 pm
WTF....Pedo alert
December 26th, 2009 at 10:10 am
"Pedo" means fart in Spanish. Really.
December 26th, 2009 at 04:11 pm
"Oh don't worry mom--everyone in high school wears their speedo to the mall to sit on santa's lap." WTF?
December 26th, 2009 at 05:23 pm
6 Down is the real Santa.
January 12th, 2010 at 04:50 pm
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I like this website.
January 18th, 2010 at 02:44 pm
Im gay.
June 22nd, 2010 at 08:59 am
some of these santas look like they are most likley also on the fbi most wanted page i guess mall santa is good cover for pedophile / serial killer
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