I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I like this website.
Does the pic before last scare the shit out of anyone else?
All of which are stolen from http://sketchysanta.com ?
Why does my brother scare you so much?
lame… Why didn’t you just do “10 Creepy Mall Santas”? Most of these are pretty standard issue, nothing creepy about them.
Last photo obviously A GAY TEENAGE Bill Clinton.
Really takes the cake for cruel kid behaviour this kind of exhibit. What makes little kids think that their parents having money makes them mean?
In WW2, when most men were out fighting, wooden Santas were in comman practice.
You’re on my naughty list and I’ve got some Santa’s wood for you this Christmas.
the creepy santa in the mask, [one before the gay teen] is ACTUALLY gonna be in my nightmares tonight.. wtf were they thinking giving their children to that crazed murderer? and the mall… SHAME ON YOU. those poor children..
and number 10s a creeper too.. geez.
Imagine seeing yourself there on one of those pictures .
That’s me in the third pic.
Silent night, creepy night
Is #21 Andy Richter from the Tonight Show?
That HAS to be Glenn Beck in #25. I guess he wanted Santa to blow his… horn!
These are funny, peculiar and a ha ha. We’ve been doing Santa at our house this year in the sleigh we have in the front yard and thankfully, none of our pics look like this. http://www.daddyclaxton.com
I think #18 is the Emperor from starwars. Something something something dark side.
“Pedo” means fart in Spanish. Really.
“Oh don’t worry mom–everyone in high school wears their speedo to the mall to sit on santa’s lap.” WTF?
6 Down is the real Santa.
some of these santas look like they are most likley also on the fbi most wanted page i guess mall santa is good cover for pedophile / serial killer
Is the fifth one down Eugene Levy?
Ha…I was thinking Lee Corso.
Isn’t it Woody Allen?
Santa turns me on!!!
“Take it back!” = http://bit.ly/4IPtNC
That santa is just frightening.
the first five are pretty much the creepiest fucking santas ive ever seen hands down. but i gotta say, am a fan of all the drunk santas
The Santa that is up twice is the real one, I think.
I wonder which is worse, sitting in that red and white oven of a costume, or having your shinbone shattered by a hundred kids on your knee.
Probably the shin bone thing. The urine would ultimately cool you down.
Maybe santa should tell the little sons of bitches step the fuck off, santa’s has gotz shit ta do.
Will you smell my nuts while you repeat what you just typed?
Don’t think the last little boy can wait for Christmas to open up Santa’s surprise.
I’m guessing it’s pretty safe to assume that most mall Santas have a hard-on while on the job.
Do they even do background checks for sex offenders when hiring a creepy old man who decides that his livelihood is having little kids sit in his lap?
They’re all eating shiting fucking santas.
I agree with what he said
I would be crying too.