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25 Drunk Babies

If you think a puppy in the park attracts the ladies, then you’ve never brought a baby to a keg party.
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

15 Responses to "25 Drunk Babies"

  1. djbutler says:

    Thats a hell of a way to raise your kids, introducing them to
    alcohol. I think the pregnant lady is defeating the purpose,
    looks like a birth defect waiting to happen.

  2. Chicklet says:

    No it’s perfectly normal for children to be asked by their mothers to not suck on small things, that’s why it works as a joke

  3. Joe The Asshole says:

    FIRST!!! SUCK ON THAT

  4. Greengore94 says:

    I’m sorry but I promised my mom I wouldn’t put small things in my mouth.

  5. Andy says:

    Weak.

  6. hinrichs says:

    THEY MAKES BECKS IN A DRAFT KEG?!?!?!?!?!?

  7. Anonymous Alcoholic says:

    Duhh, were have you been!

  8. Your Face says:

    CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG…

    Last one is actually that little, old, man-boy: DonkeyXote.

  9. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    It’s true, I’d recognize those man-boobs anywhere on Earth. Why? Because I love licking the underboob on DonkeyXote’s sweaty skin.

    He tastes soooooo good!

  10. Bob Jones (Phil's Dad) says:

    Damn it Phil! How many times do I have to tell you to stop impersonating other people! You could get mistaken for DonkeyXote!

  11. I love drunk babies says:

    I call bullshit on # 3. She’s pressing her lips tightly shut. WUSS

  12. Bob says:

    don’t be a pussy what is wrong with a good fetal alcohol joke

  13. yur mom says:

    I can’t tell which one is Nick Diaz – pic #6 or #7.

  14. fudgepacker says:

    gotta be proud parents of those kids.

  15. Kegan says:

    hahah the best ones have to be the ones w the mini kegs!!


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