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25 Fat People (Who Are Really Good at Being Fat)

For some people, being fat is a burden.  Not to mention a serious health risk.  But some others have turned being fat into an artform.  Here are some of those people.


27 Responses to "25 Fat People (Who Are Really Good at Being Fat)"

  1. How...? says:

    I’ve always wondered how the hell getting that fat is even possible. Seriously, you’d have to spend so much of your day eating that you would be completely unable to do anything else. I guess that’s the point of the disability checks though… Not because their fat is crushing their ankle bones like you would think, but no one will employ these people since they have to stuff their face all day to keep their “figure”.

    My idea: For every pound you are medically overweight, you pay extra taxes. That way when your lungs inevitably collapse from your fat cells oozing into your chest cavity, you will have paid for your own walk-in casket.

  2. Flaptastic says:

    This gets me rock freaking hard, especially the topless dudes. I would titty fuck them with pure animal lard for lube.

  3. Average weight dude says:

    Fat camp!

  4. themetalchick.com says:

    how the hell do they get clothes in their size? and btw are u that fat?

  5. why fat people says:

    so we give them carts so fat people can’t walk so they get fatter? WTF

  6. jelly roll says:

    Be honest HT, did the Romanian Gypsy comments about fat Americans give you the idea for this post…or was it the tranny ‘banana’ sundaes you eat every day?

  7. yea boiii says:

    o man i think i just threw up a little

  8. Your Mom's Ass says:

    I like how the one fatty hangs around the three blue whales just so she can make herself look fatter! (pic 6)

  9. Pants Alive says:

    I’ve always wanted to get a person this fat, tie them to a pole in my backyard and condition my shins with their fat rolls. I don’t think I’d feel a lot of sympathy for them if they started whining, either. Serves them right for being fat. Fuck.

  10. thangbang says:

    what about Ron Jeremy, the awesomestestest fat dude ever lived?

  11. Tiny Dickman says:

    No way! Nobody has made an America is lazy joke yet? 2 points to the HolyTaco board commentators for not stating the obvious!

    -1000 points to HolyTaco for making me cry for realizing i live among such fat useless people

  12. This girl is hot! says:

    OMG this is horrible, horrible! Fatness should be illegal! Fatness is the cause of global warming. Scientist said it, not me! Not hot girl in this article only tons and tons of ugly oily fatness.

    This people are so fat I bet they went to Sea World to baptize! horrible, horrible, horrible!!

    By the way, I’m first and you can’t deny it!


  13. steriods suck! says:

    I hope you have a medical issue or better yet get lazy iether one that makes you as big as these folks! I hope you are unable to breed you moronic jack ass!

  14. This girl is hot says Steroids Sucks is a FAGGOT GAY! says:

    you suck as steroids!!

  15. arg! says:

    There is a line from where you stop being human and become a monster… fat people is mental sick.

  16. Ben Affleck says:

    Welp, I have my masturbation material set for the next several years. Thanks!

  17. Dancinkoala says:

    this is so not ben affleck..lol funny though

  18. DaLockerRoom.com says:

    “I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
    hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish?
    Yeah, I called ya fat.
    Look at me, I’m skinny
    It never stopped me from gettin’ busy”
    -Digital Underground “Humpty Dance”


  19. DonkeyPwnte says:

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

  20. F these people says:

    You guys should just permanently disable the comments from now on, same old stupid gay shit, people are not funny, just get rid of them no one will miss it at all.

  21. SirMixNoMore says:

    So…just how fat are you?

  22. F these people says:

    I’m very fat and greasy. I like collecting unemployment benefits because my weight is a disability. I also like the checks. I have macked out my scooter as well.

  23. cuthemo says:

    i agree, these comments are the same stupid thing every time. while youre at it bring back the hold holy taco cuz all the posts recently have sucked ass!

  24. pratik says:

    Second one was mildly erotic.

  25. DonkeyXote's lesbian father says:

    i’d fk all that juicy fast-food asses…


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