Listen, you do not eat in the bathroom. YOU DO NOT EAT IN THE BATHROOM!
I was working at a construction site and they would only allow one break. In order to get my daily nutrients I would hide out in the port-o-let and grub my sammich. Whats the big deal?
what about kramer from seinfeld putting a garbage disposal unit in the drain of his bathtub so he could cook in there haha..he made a salad in his shower…