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What the fuck?! What the fucking fuck?!
Men. Are. Disgusting.
It's revelations like these that make me wring my hands and ask myself, why must I crave the cock? If I were asexual, I would totally run off to a nunnery where I could let my OCD flourish in peace.
...fucking stomp it down the drain. Jesus Christ.
Yes, Melanie. It is a fact that all men have at some point (if not regularly) shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain. I'm not talking picking a dingle-berry and using your big toe to coax it towards freedom; I'm talking about taking a full-blow, Chipotle-induced, corn-riddled, dense -as-fuck shit over top of the drain, and stomping it American History X style to oblivion. We do this, of course, because what better way to take a shit than to make sure that you will be clean as a whistle when you're done; you are already in the shower, readily spreading the ass cheeks for the spray of water.
I guess the best way to think of it is as a SUPER bidet toilet.
By the way, Melanie, you will never be able to look at another man the same way again. I hope lesbianism works out for ya.
Yeah, not so much. You may believe that all men stomp on their own shit in the shower, but I'm thinking you are part of a small and very special group of shit-stompers. Good luck with that, man. The rest of us will stick with crapping in the toilet. Bachelor frog is a bachelor for a reason. Think about that.
Yeah, I'm a guy (25 yrs old) and gotta say I've never shit in the shower. That's seriously fuckin' revolting. I first heard about people doing this on the radio of all places; the morning shock jock brought it up and had to dance around the wording a bit because of the FCC but I was just as horrified at the idea now as I was then. I'm amazed that people are that dirty of their own will. Simply wow.
WOW That is some funny shit. But no its not true but funny. And if you shit in the shower you just lazy and sick as fuck I mean the fucking toilet is less then 10 ft away XD
I'm pretty sure it's "masterbate" in this apartment. Seeing as this is my domain, I am the master. Go learn how to cook, Jen, and stop scaring off all the good husband material you come across.
I shit in the shower, but shit in my hand, then flick it into the toilet. I save water by pissing in sinks. I'm in my 50's and LOL'es & ROTFL at them ( as I do most every day )
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October 8th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
shit in shower, stomp down drain. check
October 8th, 2009 at 03:08 pm
Fuckin lolled at that one. Scared the cat.
October 9th, 2009 at 06:07 am
What the fuck?! What the fucking fuck?!
Men. Are. Disgusting.
It's revelations like these that make me wring my hands and ask myself, why must I crave the cock? If I were asexual, I would totally run off to a nunnery where I could let my OCD flourish in peace.
...fucking stomp it down the drain. Jesus Christ.
October 9th, 2009 at 07:06 am
Despite all women being mentally ill, I still crave the pussy. One of those mysteries of life best not over-analyzed. hehehe... analyzed.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Yes, Melanie. It is a fact that all men have at some point (if not regularly) shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain. I'm not talking picking a dingle-berry and using your big toe to coax it towards freedom; I'm talking about taking a full-blow, Chipotle-induced, corn-riddled, dense -as-fuck shit over top of the drain, and stomping it American History X style to oblivion. We do this, of course, because what better way to take a shit than to make sure that you will be clean as a whistle when you're done; you are already in the shower, readily spreading the ass cheeks for the spray of water.
I guess the best way to think of it is as a SUPER bidet toilet.
By the way, Melanie, you will never be able to look at another man the same way again. I hope lesbianism works out for ya.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Yeah, not so much. You may believe that all men stomp on their own shit in the shower, but I'm thinking you are part of a small and very special group of shit-stompers. Good luck with that, man. The rest of us will stick with crapping in the toilet. Bachelor frog is a bachelor for a reason. Think about that.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:39 am
WOW, that's fucked up! you haven't shit in the shower before? what a queer.
October 10th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Sister Melanie's OCD for cock?
FAP.
October 12th, 2009 at 05:29 pm
Yeah, I'm a guy (25 yrs old) and gotta say I've never shit in the shower. That's seriously fuckin' revolting. I first heard about people doing this on the radio of all places; the morning shock jock brought it up and had to dance around the wording a bit because of the FCC but I was just as horrified at the idea now as I was then. I'm amazed that people are that dirty of their own will. Simply wow.
October 21st, 2009 at 08:31 pm
AWat, you should know that yes, some people understand your comment was sarcastic as it was hilarious.
November 3rd, 2009 at 06:53 am
WOW That is some funny shit. But no its not true but funny. And if you shit in the shower you just lazy and sick as fuck I mean the fucking toilet is less then 10 ft away XD
October 8th, 2009 at 04:33 pm
ive done everything in that list multiple times in the past four days
October 9th, 2009 at 04:42 am
Hahahaha! You got manboobs, you fatso. I bet you won't see this anyways, since you'll be in KFC the next few hours.
October 9th, 2009 at 06:06 am
OH SNAP, SON! YOU TOLD HIM!
October 8th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
what?
October 8th, 2009 at 06:09 pm
Homo says what?
October 9th, 2009 at 08:04 am
What?
October 14th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Sup Nemisis? i think we're related.. this was retarted. myconfinedspace has better crap.
October 8th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
I liked every single one of these. Great job. My life in 25 squares.
October 8th, 2009 at 06:31 pm
I didn't LOL, ROFL, or any other acronym that pertains to finding something humorous. I'm 36.
Shit.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:12 am
That's cuz you still live with your parents.
October 9th, 2009 at 09:12 pm
STOMP Shit.
October 8th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
stomp down a drain? hahahahaaha!
October 8th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
What's FAP?
October 8th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Fap means masterbate
October 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Masturbate
October 9th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
I'm pretty sure it's "masterbate" in this apartment. Seeing as this is my domain, I am the master. Go learn how to cook, Jen, and stop scaring off all the good husband material you come across.
October 9th, 2009 at 02:07 am
I just made like twenty of these. all frog style. go find em. PS: they're funnier than the ones HT picked
October 9th, 2009 at 08:03 am
These are all really fucking stupid. And I'm a 29 y.o. male.
October 9th, 2009 at 09:13 am
you forgot to mention that you suck teh cock....
October 9th, 2009 at 09:14 pm
GHEY alert!
October 9th, 2009 at 10:35 am
This post is a sad and depressing exposè of my life up until now.
FAP!
October 9th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Good shit taco! I would add: toilet cloged? Piss in sink
November 1st, 2009 at 09:02 pm
Sink clogged too? Piss in an empty beer bottle and leave it in the fridge to catch friends who don't ask before they take a beer.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I feel disillusioned.
October 9th, 2009 at 03:03 pm
FUCKING LOVED THESE. me and the roommates had tears of joy
October 10th, 2009 at 03:02 am
lol, all of you need to read up on hygiene, yuck
October 11th, 2009 at 05:07 am
Yeah, I draw the line at pushing logs down the drain with my toes. Fuck that.
November 1st, 2009 at 09:06 pm
That's why you keep a stick next to the tub.
October 11th, 2009 at 09:43 am
Seriously...seriously do guys shit in the shower,I have never heard of this.
October 11th, 2009 at 09:04 pm
i laughed but who the fuck shits in the shower and then steps on it!? That is so fucked up
October 12th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
I shit in the shower, but shit in my hand, then flick it into the toilet. I save water by pissing in sinks. I'm in my 50's and LOL'es & ROTFL at them ( as I do most every day )
October 12th, 2009 at 07:50 pm
Don't forget "Out of toilet paper. Use roommate's pillow case."
October 13th, 2009 at 01:43 pm
who gets to take a bath after the shit stomping? can you say floating dingleberries?
October 20th, 2009 at 12:04 am
NASTY NASTY NASTY! joining the nunnery w/ melanie
November 6th, 2009 at 10:20 am
i thought these were fucking hilarious?
and i am a girl.
i guess i'm one of those weird ones..
November 12th, 2009 at 10:06 am
fucking bitches and gheys who take this shit literally
November 18th, 2009 at 04:08 am
I've got to say these are some of the funniest comments I've read in a while. Almost laughed as hard as the actual pics.
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