The BCS National Championship Game is tomorrow, bringing to LA fans from both Texas and Alabama. This influx drastically brought the literacy rate down and the fist fight average up, but burbon sales are at an all time high! Roll Tide!
What is the deal with saying first??? I get that it is to be “the first” to comment on a topic but, why just say first? What the fuck does that prove? Is it like calling shotgun or dibbs? Or is it just a super awesome waste of time? ( yes I am ready for the response of how “my birth was a super awesome waste of time” ) See what I did there?? Its called getting ahead of the story.. tiger..
girth = circumference of a penis
Shixty Shree-Sheventeen wins it fo sho. Twentieth,yep.
“Lee Corso Has A Baby Arm” should have made this list.
First
No way dude is this stuff for real? Wow you have got to be kidding me.
RT
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Big words for someone who can’t spell bourbon…
What is the deal with saying first??? I get that it is to be “the first” to comment on a topic but, why just say first? What the fuck does that prove? Is it like calling shotgun or dibbs? Or is it just a super awesome waste of time? ( yes I am ready for the response of how “my birth was a super awesome waste of time” ) See what I did there?? Its called getting ahead of the story.. tiger..
murkin = a pubic hair wig
Shixty Shree-Sheventeen made me LOL…old ass Lou needs to hang it up forreal.
Thanks for the PSA.
Hey, have any of you guys seen my brother Lefty? He looks exactly like me, except a little bigger , almost the size of a penny
Hey F*$^ YOU!!!!!!!!!
Why make fun of someone when it’s the way the were born, asshat?
Settle down Scott. We both know it’s true.
You didn’t quite get there to #1.
That makes Corso my Baby Daddy.
FIRST!… in the league
firrsssttt I FUCKED THE PERSON BELOW
Third, you’re all going to hell
Hook em!
The airplane one wins.
scott kelly does have a small dick….his gf told me after i fucked her!
9TH haha