In other news I took a dookie today.
It smelled awful.
My poo was so terrible it flipped me of as it sped out my anus.
It stabbed in the buttocks as it slipped from me rectum.
I like to lay on the beach and let seagulls peck me anus that I filled with birdseed.
Holy Taco, I dare you to post some of these comments.
I bet ya wont.
Your not that fearless.
Like myself, I only bang virgins.
Then I chug a jack and coke and smoke a blunt of weed.
Then I just walk up to a house and bust through the window and steal the food of the plates of gangster men.
Then I just dump it on my dick and leave.
Huh? Yeah Thats right 18 year old virgins daily.
That sounds pretty badass. Too bad there aren’t any virgins that exist in this world. Unless you bang kids. Child Rapist.
John Belushi had a killer crucifix when he wore the spandex in public.
am i 1st
you are still below me awesomosapien.
You piece of s*%t!
Christ compels you = http://bit.ly/csBOxM
Good all U below eat S$%^& and die!
I’m an atheist and still found all of those to be blatantly unfunny. For now, I’ll blame it on the new guy that took the place of Johnny…but he better get his shit together.
Sweet Jeebus’ dildo! That Jeebus dildo was what i was looking for! Someone take it and fuck me in the ass with it! We can share share my ass juices by sucking on it afterwards! WIN!
Dwight, you need help with many, MANY FUCKING years of therapy.
Sorry Donk. Dwight is prolly sleeping with his dick buried in his blow up doll. I’m PHIL JONES bitch! Don’t you forget it! Who needs therapy? I can tell myself i need help for FREE! Like you being online looking at InterSpecies Erotica! Sick fuck! NO! You CANNOT fuck a rabbit! That is just gross!
Oh yeah. LAME FUCKING LIST!
The fifth one down is actually a pretty good movie, it’s called Altered States.
Burn in Hell HT….Easter is the one day of the year that changed the world, and you put this crap out…you are what you are.
Suck a bag of dicks, ARO. You’re obviously not putting your religion into practice if you hope that non-Christians will burn in hell.
“I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven.”