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25 Funny Google Search Suggestions

Google knows what you’re about to ask, and it’s hilarious.


33 Responses to "25 Funny Google Search Suggestions"

  1. Ayami says:

    Type in “the loneliest number + the number of horns on a unicorn” and search.
    Also search “The answer to life, the universe, and everything.”

  2. man eater says:

    on google type “google chuck norris” and click im feeling lucky =]

  3. sdfsdfsdf says:

    thank you very much :)


  4. MHT says:

    type in “why is t” lololololololole

  5. Rick says:

    This is a funny trick-

    1. go to google.com home page http://google.com

    2. type “Me in 10 Years”

    3. Click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button

  6. xxblackstar says:

    Look up why, and you get why cant i own a canadian….

  7. lolololol says:

    go to google images and type in “why” LOL

  8. KmT says:

    Bob’s Parrot need’s to go up there with that scat guy! ewww lol….type in “i like” lol I like pie, and I like to fork myself! lol

  9. dingo says:

    type in “my dog”

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  14. Ty says:

    I just searched “why do women” and one of the choices was “why do women get wet”

  15. Chris says:

    “Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widows sister” is a common riddle.

  16. lulu123m says:

    makes no sense because for her to be a widow he would have to be dead…

  17. get ripped without 'roids says:

    thank you for that insight. your comments are welcomed and appreciated.

  18. Anony mouse says:

    or fake his death

  19. Hannah says:

    try typing in

    ‘why won’t’

    ‘what are’ and

    ‘i like’

  20. Amy;) says:

    I like…’to fork myself’
    Well, isn’t that just pleasant?

  21. ellen says:

    why wont…

    my girlfriend blow me.
    god heal amputees.

  22. David says:

    That is a line from an episode of lost

  23. kevin says:

    type in “why is there”

    youll get “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch”

  24. Burnsy says:

    Good thing, seeing as you can’t find them anywhere else on the internet three years ago.

  25. Mick says:

    Gosh you must be so cool oh internet lord. You sure told him.

  26. Neon says:

    I am definitely bookmarking this for the chuck norris jokes

  27. Tina says:

    I love GooGle!!! =]

  28. Bob says:

    type in “why wont my parrot” haha ;)

  29. otmshank007 says:

    google this “scat porn” or “felch porn”
    hottest thing on the web nukkahs

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  31. rose says:

    that’s really lovely. keep that to yourself idiot.

  32. s3xt0y says:

    lol, wow.