If I won a Holy Taco T-shirt I would cut holes out for my nipples to stick through for everyone to suck on and floss their teeth with my black curlies.
Those tits on christina Hendricks(red head) are absolutely out of this world. there the kind of tits you wanna fuck over and over again!! good god there luscious!!!!
these are the pics that kind of make me want to masturbate but mostly just make me feel suicidal, realizing that my best days are way behind me and i will NEVER score a chick like this without hitting the lottery so I can buy myself one. sigh.
yeah, good luck trying to get HT to actually SEND you any of the stuff they claim to give you as a prize. especially when they use your intellectual property.
bonzoello does have a point, is Break.com known for not honour its prizes or just the Holy Taco subsidiary? I guess you could try contacting the Break.com staff, the mother company has got to be worth tons.
No I changed my address to 585 Justin Can Suck A Fat Cock St. Its in Holy Taco Are Fucking Liars, USA. Do you mind paying for postage you fucking toolbags?
1. Hot model chick
2. Muffin tops
3. Red head tits
4. Angry driver chick
5. Needs more tits
6. Airbrushed brunette
7. Soft ass
8. TWINS!
9. Tan booty
10. Vickie's model
11. Smoking bod athlete chick
12. Am I a latina chick?
13. Bondage tits
14. Bar girl tits
15-21. Maxim hottie chicks
22. Hand bra tits on a beach
23. I like to be spanked chick
24. Definitely latina hot chick
25. Sunset tits
26. Kill me now
I hope Tom Brady signed off on his Wifes Photo? She is HOT
For U guys who do not know which one she is, Heres a Clue or two: 1) Merry Chrismas, 2) Santa's Helper
I love Red Heads, been married #3 times and Looking for #4
My first was a Blonde ( I was dumb & young) #2 was a Black Haired Beauty ( I didn't make enough $$$ to satisfy her taste)#3 was a Brunette ( thought she understood the words Faithful and I do not Share) Finally if there is a #4 I want to try a red head I want to explore my older Firey side,
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November 24th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
yuck...first
November 24th, 2009 at 08:04 pm
New and Improved!
November 24th, 2009 at 02:53 pm
Like anyone cares what their names are... Wait, should I be disturbed that the 2 I know are Danica Patrick and Thomas Beattie? FML.
November 24th, 2009 at 03:05 pm
Why isn't Toby McGuire on the fuckin list?
November 24th, 2009 at 03:09 pm
If I won a Holy Taco T-shirt I would cut holes out for my nipples to stick through for everyone to suck on and floss their teeth with my black curlies.
November 24th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
THANK YOU PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR FOR CREATING SUCH BEAUTIES THAT I JERK OF TO WHILE I'M ALONE!!!
November 27th, 2009 at 04:25 pm
would you please link the babes you're masturbating to when you're not alone. :D no need to highlight the cicumstances otherwise. thx ^^
November 24th, 2009 at 03:36 pm
I only recognized the pornstars. Sasha Grey and Heather Brook... MY GOD HEATHER BROOKE CAN SWALLOW A PEEN
November 24th, 2009 at 03:48 pm
Those tits on christina Hendricks(red head) are absolutely out of this world. there the kind of tits you wanna fuck over and over again!! good god there luscious!!!!
November 24th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
There was not one black chick on that list.
What gives?
November 24th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
No Asian chicks either. Fine with me though. White chicks are irresistable. Asian and black chicks are...eh... And I'm half black-half Asian.
November 24th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
Huh?... Who knew Tiger Woods was an avid HT aficionado
November 25th, 2009 at 12:57 am
There was an Asian he-she.
Asian women are beautiful. They're my second favorite behind Italians.
November 24th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
If I could be the meat in a sandwich between #16 and #19 I would never ask for anything again... from anyone... forever
November 24th, 2009 at 05:24 pm
these are the pics that kind of make me want to masturbate but mostly just make me feel suicidal, realizing that my best days are way behind me and i will NEVER score a chick like this without hitting the lottery so I can buy myself one. sigh.
November 24th, 2009 at 05:26 pm
Not having Sammy Braddy's legs up in the air in my bed while my wife watches, frankly, is not something I'm thankful for.
November 24th, 2009 at 05:28 pm
yeah, good luck trying to get HT to actually SEND you any of the stuff they claim to give you as a prize. especially when they use your intellectual property.
November 24th, 2009 at 05:48 pm
We totally sent it to you, dude. Is your address still 123 Crybaby Lane?
November 24th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
owned.
November 25th, 2009 at 04:10 am
bonzoello does have a point, is Break.com known for not honour its prizes or just the Holy Taco subsidiary? I guess you could try contacting the Break.com staff, the mother company has got to be worth tons.
November 25th, 2009 at 08:23 pm
No I changed my address to 585 Justin Can Suck A Fat Cock St. Its in Holy Taco Are Fucking Liars, USA. Do you mind paying for postage you fucking toolbags?
November 24th, 2009 at 05:35 pm
i'm pretty sure that the 7th from the bottom is the actress who plays 13 in House
November 24th, 2009 at 06:21 pm
Sadly I recognized Amy Reid....guess that means I may have seen one too many porn sites
November 24th, 2009 at 07:27 pm
did you recognize eva angelina? or is that really her?
November 24th, 2009 at 06:26 pm
Who the hell is after megan fox? That bitch is sooo damn hot
November 26th, 2009 at 08:43 am
Looks like Minka Kelly
November 24th, 2009 at 07:05 pm
LOL RANDOM PIC AT THE END ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
November 24th, 2009 at 07:50 pm
that guy went to my high school, take that Punahou.
November 24th, 2009 at 07:38 pm
1Marissa Miller
2 Bree Olson
3 Christina Hendricks
4 Danica Patrick
5 Gisele Bundchen
6 Katy Perry
7 Keyra Augustina
8 Karissa and Kristina Shannon
9 Stacy Keibler
10 Adriana Lima
11 Allison Stokke
12 Amy Reid
13 Aria Giovanni
14 Heather Brooke
15 Keeley Hazell
16 Lucy Pinder
17 Megan Fox
18 Minka Kelly
19 Miranda Kerr
20 Olivia Wilde
21 Olivia Munn
22 Sammy Brady
23 Sasha Grey
24 Sofia Vergara
25 Brooklyn Decker
26 Thomas Beattie
Zing.
November 25th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
6 is zooey deschanel, katy perry has bigger titties.
November 24th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
Or Bar Refaeli... always get them confused.
November 24th, 2009 at 09:32 pm
Bobby Lee is hot. And so are athletic chicks.
November 25th, 2009 at 06:25 am
1. Hot model chick
2. Muffin tops
3. Red head tits
4. Angry driver chick
5. Needs more tits
6. Airbrushed brunette
7. Soft ass
8. TWINS!
9. Tan booty
10. Vickie's model
11. Smoking bod athlete chick
12. Am I a latina chick?
13. Bondage tits
14. Bar girl tits
15-21. Maxim hottie chicks
22. Hand bra tits on a beach
23. I like to be spanked chick
24. Definitely latina hot chick
25. Sunset tits
26. Kill me now
How'd I do?
November 25th, 2009 at 06:42 am
Needs more tits was the only correct answer. You failded.
November 25th, 2009 at 07:11 am
Damnit, and to think I spent all morning studying for this test!
November 25th, 2009 at 05:14 pm
Gisele Bundchen's breasts are prefect as they are. She's so damn fineeeeeeee...
November 25th, 2009 at 08:24 am
Number 11 can vault my pole!!
November 25th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Olivia Munn is half asian fuck faces
November 25th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
what the hell??
when did sarah palin get smart enough to use the internet??
November 25th, 2009 at 06:45 pm
hahahahh I love Dr. Pepper's comment man. You are the man Doc.
November 25th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
Just give me the two twins and I will be forever happy. Thanks Holy Taco for this blessed post of some banging chicas.
November 25th, 2009 at 08:22 pm
My woman always bitches at me for going to this site, but unless she can transform into 25 hot chicks, I'm still coming here.
November 26th, 2009 at 03:46 am
hehehehehe
Bar rafaeli is an israeli chick
you fags are missing out
November 29th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
I would like to fuck the jew outta her.
November 26th, 2009 at 09:01 am
Jesus Christ on a fucking rubber crutch the pole-vaulter is a little hard-body. Fine as hell.
November 27th, 2009 at 05:54 am
Wow the pole vaulter is UNSANE! (Yes I know unsane is not a word but insane did not reach her level of hotness)
November 27th, 2009 at 06:51 am
most of these you can just identify by clicking on the image, so its not really a challenge to name them all
November 29th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I hope Tom Brady signed off on his Wifes Photo? She is HOT
For U guys who do not know which one she is, Heres a Clue or two: 1) Merry Chrismas, 2) Santa's Helper
I love Red Heads, been married #3 times and Looking for #4
My first was a Blonde ( I was dumb & young) #2 was a Black Haired Beauty ( I didn't make enough $$$ to satisfy her taste)#3 was a Brunette ( thought she understood the words Faithful and I do not Share) Finally if there is a #4 I want to try a red head I want to explore my older Firey side,
December 10th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
ALL OF THEM I FUCKED INCLUDED THE LAST ONE (that's why he is pregnant)
January 18th, 2010 at 06:09 am
Who's #3 & #21 ? O_O
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