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The Hottie Index
Who’s #3 & #21 ? O_O
There was not one black chick on that list.
What gives?
If I could be the meat in a sandwich between #16 and #19 I would never ask for anything again… from anyone… forever
these are the pics that kind of make me want to masturbate but mostly just make me feel suicidal, realizing that my best days are way behind me and i will NEVER score a chick like this without hitting the lottery so I can buy myself one. sigh.
Not having Sammy Braddy’s legs up in the air in my bed while my wife watches, frankly, is not something I’m thankful for.
No Asian chicks either. Fine with me though. White chicks are irresistable. Asian and black chicks are…eh… And I’m half black-half Asian.
yeah, good luck trying to get HT to actually SEND you any of the stuff they claim to give you as a prize. especially when they use your intellectual property.
i’m pretty sure that the 7th from the bottom is the actress who plays 13 in House
owned.
Sadly I recognized Amy Reid….guess that means I may have seen one too many porn sites
Who the hell is after megan fox? That bitch is sooo damn hot
LOL RANDOM PIC AT THE END ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
did you recognize eva angelina? or is that really her?
1Marissa Miller
2 Bree Olson
3 Christina Hendricks
4 Danica Patrick
5 Gisele Bundchen
6 Katy Perry
7 Keyra Augustina
8 Karissa and Kristina Shannon
9 Stacy Keibler
10 Adriana Lima
11 Allison Stokke
12 Amy Reid
13 Aria Giovanni
14 Heather Brooke
15 Keeley Hazell
16 Lucy Pinder
17 Megan Fox
18 Minka Kelly
19 Miranda Kerr
20 Olivia Wilde
21 Olivia Munn
22 Sammy Brady
23 Sasha Grey
24 Sofia Vergara
25 Brooklyn Decker
26 Thomas Beattie
Zing.
that guy went to my high school, take that Punahou.
Or Bar Refaeli… always get them confused.
Huh?… Who knew Tiger Woods was an avid HT aficionado
Bobby Lee is hot. And so are athletic chicks.
There was an Asian he-she.
Asian women are beautiful. They’re my second favorite behind Italians.
bonzoello does have a point, is Break.com known for not honour its prizes or just the Holy Taco subsidiary? I guess you could try contacting the Break.com staff, the mother company has got to be worth tons.
1. Hot model chick
2. Muffin tops
3. Red head tits
4. Angry driver chick
5. Needs more tits
6. Airbrushed brunette
7. Soft ass
8. TWINS!
9. Tan booty
10. Vickie’s model
11. Smoking bod athlete chick
12. Am I a latina chick?
13. Bondage tits
14. Bar girl tits
15-21. Maxim hottie chicks
22. Hand bra tits on a beach
23. I like to be spanked chick
24. Definitely latina hot chick
25. Sunset tits
26. Kill me now
How’d I do?
Needs more tits was the only correct answer. You failded.
Damnit, and to think I spent all morning studying for this test!
Number 11 can vault my pole!!
Olivia Munn is half asian fuck faces
Gisele Bundchen’s breasts are prefect as they are. She’s so damn fineeeeeeee…
what the hell??
when did sarah palin get smart enough to use the internet??
hahahahh I love Dr. Pepper’s comment man. You are the man Doc.
Just give me the two twins and I will be forever happy. Thanks Holy Taco for this blessed post of some banging chicas.
6 is zooey deschanel, katy perry has bigger titties.
My woman always bitches at me for going to this site, but unless she can transform into 25 hot chicks, I’m still coming here.
No I changed my address to 585 Justin Can Suck A Fat Cock St. Its in Holy Taco Are Fucking Liars, USA. Do you mind paying for postage you fucking toolbags?
hehehehehe
Bar rafaeli is an israeli chick
you fags are missing out
Looks like Minka Kelly
Jesus Christ on a fucking rubber crutch the pole-vaulter is a little hard-body. Fine as hell.
Wow the pole vaulter is UNSANE! (Yes I know unsane is not a word but insane did not reach her level of hotness)
most of these you can just identify by clicking on the image, so its not really a challenge to name them all
I hope Tom Brady signed off on his Wifes Photo? She is HOT
For U guys who do not know which one she is, Heres a Clue or two: 1) Merry Chrismas, 2) Santa’s Helper
I love Red Heads, been married #3 times and Looking for #4
My first was a Blonde ( I was dumb & young) #2 was a Black Haired Beauty ( I didn’t make enough $$$ to satisfy her taste)#3 was a Brunette ( thought she understood the words Faithful and I do not Share) Finally if there is a #4 I want to try a red head I want to explore my older Firey side,
I would like to fuck the jew outta her.
ALL OF THEM I FUCKED INCLUDED THE LAST ONE (that’s why he is pregnant)
#11 the pole vault chick, hottest one of all.
WTF?!?!?!? what the hell is sarah palin doing on HT is’nt she trying 2 make a book that doesnt suck donkey balls!!!,and nobody cares if shes half asian she swallowed a hot dog whole that’s something 2 care about u cum guzzler!!!!
oh..i can convert her
yuck…first
New and Improved!
Like anyone cares what their names are… Wait, should I be disturbed that the 2 I know are Danica Patrick and Thomas Beattie? FML.
Why isn’t Toby McGuire on the fuckin list?
Why isn’t your dad on this list?
If I won a Holy Taco T-shirt I would cut holes out for my nipples to stick through for everyone to suck on and floss their teeth with my black curlies.
THANK YOU PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR FOR CREATING SUCH BEAUTIES THAT I JERK OF TO WHILE I’M ALONE!!!
would you please link the babes you’re masturbating to when you’re not alone.
no need to highlight the cicumstances otherwise. thx ^^
I only recognized the pornstars. Sasha Grey and Heather Brook… MY GOD HEATHER BROOKE CAN SWALLOW A PEEN
olivia munn can swallow a hot dog WHOLE
Those tits on christina Hendricks(red head) are absolutely out of this world. there the kind of tits you wanna fuck over and over again!! good god there luscious!!!!
i know thats right
I know that’s right.