I'd go streak their games but I'd be running with a huge boner....and hump the quarterback...and get mobbed by the rest of the team...because they want some too.
This comment board is a literary goldmine, filled with excellent grammar and valid opinions. Albeit, a wit such as mine must seem dull to the point of insult in comparison, therefore I shall eschew frivolities and get to the meat of the matter. To what address, may we stream the replay? There is a new indoor football league, who cares. This I care about. I just hope those poor girls who can't afford decent uniforms don't hurt themselves. Oh, to tend to their wounds, discolored bruises raised against their flesh, swelling with blood, crimson gashes bloody with discharge. Those poor dears. Oh, to be their salve, their ointment, their creamy relief, going on as a minty camphor and then warming deep musculatures within their beings, their persons, thier flesh. To merely spectate such an event could never be enough, I must feel the rush of adrelenine that courses through their blood stream as they collide into each other in sweaty heaps of tangled limbs.
Ahhh, yes! I can feel the adrelenine pumping through my veins, coursing through my very being! And yes I am also Catchem N Killem! haha I just couldn't let your typo die buahahaha!
Glad to see you found the copy and paste shortcuts. All you gotta say is thier hot strippers. I think i've seen one of them in vegas, but they all look the same after 2 cases of beer.
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November 5th, 2009 at 01:51 pm
Boring
November 5th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
I bet you wouldn't say that if it was a dick up your ass.
November 5th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
OR in his mouth. that dude is totally a fag!
November 8th, 2009 at 09:28 am
You sound like Zabka.
January 23rd, 2010 at 10:00 am
Or in his brain bc he probably aint got any...just an empty hollow box ready to get fucked:D
January 24th, 2010 at 07:13 pm
I bet this guy (or gal) likes the football players themselves and not these hotties
November 5th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
holly shit those girlz gave me a boner.....n they didnt make the last pic some gorse type of deal lolz......
November 5th, 2009 at 02:43 pm
Ass-tacular.
November 5th, 2009 at 02:57 pm
They're not all tight ends, I think a couple are wide receiv--ohh, now I get it. Well-played, Mr. Taco.
November 5th, 2009 at 03:55 pm
yawn
November 5th, 2009 at 03:59 pm
Fuckin whores.
January 24th, 2010 at 03:07 pm
WHAT!!!?
January 27th, 2010 at 01:46 am
how dare yeee
November 5th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
Where's the fat chick at the end?
November 5th, 2009 at 04:14 pm
thank you HT, for not doing the last pic thing
November 5th, 2009 at 05:56 pm
i was kindof looking forward to it, personally.
November 5th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
Wa Wa Wee Wah!
November 5th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
I'd go streak their games but I'd be running with a huge boner....and hump the quarterback...and get mobbed by the rest of the team...because they want some too.
January 23rd, 2010 at 01:52 pm
Douche
January 25th, 2010 at 04:44 pm
u said huge boner. i think u were looking for little or tiny or minuscule something along those lines.
November 5th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
nothing special.
November 6th, 2009 at 03:25 pm
Nothing is special about the greasy manholes you dive into either.
The only thing that is special is you Jerry's Kid.
November 5th, 2009 at 04:41 pm
Hey Holy Taco, will you ever do a list for the women again? (I am a faitfuly reader afterall.)
November 5th, 2009 at 04:46 pm
What, of like shoes and handbags?
November 5th, 2009 at 08:37 pm
hey stick! back to the kitchen with you, where is my samitch!
barefoot and pregnant at all times.
(we should have never let them vote)
November 6th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Shoes and handbags?
No, I just find it funny what Holy Taco tries to come up with when it isn't boobs. (IE the vegetables and various other phallic objects last time.)
November 6th, 2009 at 03:26 pm
Who gave you the permission to use the computer!
November 7th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
The 19th amendment had something to do with it.
January 29th, 2010 at 09:56 am
The 19th amendment was written on a tampon.
November 5th, 2009 at 08:22 pm
Bad Post. All the same pictures
November 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I would masturbate in the stands.
January 24th, 2010 at 05:25 am
You'd masturbate in the stands over Tom Brady at a Patriots game!
November 6th, 2009 at 01:02 am
This comment board is a literary goldmine, filled with excellent grammar and valid opinions. Albeit, a wit such as mine must seem dull to the point of insult in comparison, therefore I shall eschew frivolities and get to the meat of the matter. To what address, may we stream the replay? There is a new indoor football league, who cares. This I care about. I just hope those poor girls who can't afford decent uniforms don't hurt themselves. Oh, to tend to their wounds, discolored bruises raised against their flesh, swelling with blood, crimson gashes bloody with discharge. Those poor dears. Oh, to be their salve, their ointment, their creamy relief, going on as a minty camphor and then warming deep musculatures within their beings, their persons, thier flesh. To merely spectate such an event could never be enough, I must feel the rush of adrelenine that courses through their blood stream as they collide into each other in sweaty heaps of tangled limbs.
November 6th, 2009 at 06:22 am
Adrelenine?
November 6th, 2009 at 06:28 am
Ahhh, yes! I can feel the adrelenine pumping through my veins, coursing through my very being! And yes I am also Catchem N Killem! haha I just couldn't let your typo die buahahaha!
November 6th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
OMG WTF
November 13th, 2009 at 07:48 pm
i bet ed hochulee would be rubbin one out in the replay booth
January 30th, 2010 at 07:15 am
Glad to see you found the copy and paste shortcuts. All you gotta say is thier hot strippers. I think i've seen one of them in vegas, but they all look the same after 2 cases of beer.
November 6th, 2009 at 05:16 am
Whores
November 6th, 2009 at 06:47 am
Their fathers must be so proud. Whores.
November 6th, 2009 at 03:28 pm
And bless those fathers for not being there to be good role models for their little girls.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Look at the good side...The fathers are probably happy cause their little girl now brings other whores around for daddy to to play with.
November 12th, 2009 at 09:16 pm
Haha... Trusay
November 6th, 2009 at 08:29 am
Going to the Lingerie Football League Game in Trenton tonight!!!!
HELLL YEAH!
November 6th, 2009 at 09:52 am
Are you running out of ideas of how to use hot women in the US?
November 6th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Oh My GOSH! did you see that last picture?! damn you holy taco you get me every time! that was totally funny..
November 6th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
GThank you for not doing a grossout last picture.
HOLY TACO RULES!!!
November 6th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
Mmmm, LFL, the best sport EVER!!
Reminds me, still need to watch that LFL match I have :P
November 7th, 2009 at 03:09 am
They are ok but girls in israel are better
November 7th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
Jewish Guy: Israeli girls are better than what? The goats?
Let me tell ya, those Argentine women are the hottest!
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