Holy crap, I don't remember these being so disturbing. Abandoned Amy? She's throwing up into bottles and sending them into the water in the hopes that she'll be rescued? Are you shitting me?
Ah fuck HolyTaco just gained a very special place in me!
Of course I remember these. Man, back in primary school we used to trade the cards and shit and because of these and the "Return of the Living Death" movies it was how I came to love horror flicks, mind you bitches, I might have had a momentary set back of a couple of months - maybe a year - after watching the Omen 1 and 2 but it was more thrilling than that time I tried snorting porridge later my adult life.
I remember one saturday morning when I was 10 or 11, I sat and counted all my GPK cards and it was over 1000 and I remember being totally amazed and thrilled at that.
I am looking at some of these and I totally don't recognize them. I heard there were some GPK revivals over the years, maybe they came in those.
I read that some contemporary West Coasts artists whose work you can see in Juxtapoz magazine started out painting GPK cards.
I am surprised no one ever made documentary film interviewing the original artists and managers. I'd be totally fascinated to learn the inside history behind these.
AMAZING, i totally forgot these and holy taco has revamped some great memories. I want to cut myself with razors bathe in vomit and take pictures, paste them on old baseball cards and trade them to elementary kids. I may get Pokemon cards in return but at least they will experience the same joy GPK once brought me. I like to think of it as a good service to others. Pay it forward is my motto.
I didn't remember that there were so many for the name "Brian" weird. I do remember those, my mother wouldn't let my brother and I have them, he got in trouble once when she found one in his room. Now kids do way worse stuff and I'm guessing parents don't worry about cards with gross cartoon pictures.
WOW I was eight years old, twenty-five years ago, they were so cool, I had so many, does anyone else have any pics? Whatever happened to them? Where are the creators now? It would be cool to see them come back, Where's Pusshead, someone call him up with the idea, he's got the Eye! Let's get the ball rolling people !!!! LOL
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February 5th, 2010 at 02:30 pm
First???
February 5th, 2010 at 02:36 pm
First!
February 5th, 2010 at 05:01 pm
FAIL!
February 5th, 2010 at 02:54 pm
SECOND
February 5th, 2010 at 03:09 pm
Fourth you F-ing bitches!
February 5th, 2010 at 03:22 pm
Holy crap, I don't remember these being so disturbing. Abandoned Amy? She's throwing up into bottles and sending them into the water in the hopes that she'll be rescued? Are you shitting me?
February 5th, 2010 at 03:37 pm
Did you spend so long writing the first line that you forgot what you'd seen in the pictures? You got two images mixed up...
February 5th, 2010 at 06:16 pm
Either you have a serious case of attention deficit disorder, or you've been hitting the bong too much.
February 6th, 2010 at 02:03 am
Wow. Your description is better than any of the garbage pail kids up there, and any that I can remember.
February 6th, 2010 at 06:49 am
Hey, you illiterate asswipe, stop saying 'she'. It's Abandoned ANDY, not AMY.
February 26th, 2010 at 01:55 pm
haha....
moron said Amy...
June 3rd, 2010 at 06:04 pm
omg this has been going on for to long it sounds better as Amy any how.
February 5th, 2010 at 03:37 pm
Ah fuck HolyTaco just gained a very special place in me!
Of course I remember these. Man, back in primary school we used to trade the cards and shit and because of these and the "Return of the Living Death" movies it was how I came to love horror flicks, mind you bitches, I might have had a momentary set back of a couple of months - maybe a year - after watching the Omen 1 and 2 but it was more thrilling than that time I tried snorting porridge later my adult life.
February 5th, 2010 at 04:41 pm
When you say we gained a special place IN you.....do you mean the way we've invaded your asshole with our throbbing cock??? Just curious....
February 5th, 2010 at 06:06 pm
^^^ total win
February 5th, 2010 at 09:17 pm
Did Holy Taco gain that special place inside you before of after your mother gave you a mexican bible study?
February 6th, 2010 at 09:46 pm
Settle down kids, you're only allowed to fish peanuts and corn grains out of my poop, and only after I have left those bad boys floating in the loo.
Besides, my asshole is only used for pushing out shit, unlike you trannies who love to push miscellaneous stuff up your pooper on a daily basis.
Now get busy boys, that toilet bowl isn't gonna swallow those turds by itself. You know where the forks and spoons are.
Bon appetite!
February 8th, 2010 at 04:00 pm
ça s'écrit :
"Bon appétit"
t'aurait du suivre t'es court de français mon con.
February 26th, 2010 at 02:03 pm
moron foreigners... in the loo. haha...
dont respond with your "cleva' quibs", without your accents your humor is trival bullshit for us americans...
June 3rd, 2010 at 06:08 pm
slick9 damn rasey much. you should be down there fishin so you can brush your teeth this fine morning.:)
February 5th, 2010 at 04:25 pm
today, imagine the crazed parents that would cry out if these became popular again with kids.
February 6th, 2010 at 09:50 am
They'd be the same people who had them as kids. I'd imagine they'd shut the fuck up if they knew what was good for them.
February 5th, 2010 at 04:46 pm
I'm with Dick Tucker. Cool to reminisce, but still...much more disturbing than I remember.
February 5th, 2010 at 05:48 pm
ROTFL, no way dude thats amazing!
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February 5th, 2010 at 05:49 pm
I remember collecting these as a kid, what the hell did I see in them?
http://www.hoponbaby.com
February 5th, 2010 at 06:05 pm
FOURTEENTH YOU EFFIN FAEEEGS!
February 5th, 2010 at 06:53 pm
Why enlarge those images? They look like crap like that.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
what the hell is this????
February 6th, 2010 at 02:33 am
I remember one saturday morning when I was 10 or 11, I sat and counted all my GPK cards and it was over 1000 and I remember being totally amazed and thrilled at that.
I am looking at some of these and I totally don't recognize them. I heard there were some GPK revivals over the years, maybe they came in those.
I read that some contemporary West Coasts artists whose work you can see in Juxtapoz magazine started out painting GPK cards.
I am surprised no one ever made documentary film interviewing the original artists and managers. I'd be totally fascinated to learn the inside history behind these.
February 8th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
tldr
show us your boobs
February 6th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Holy shit, what the fuck?
Oh, God, I'm going to vomit. Jesus Christ, what the hell?!
February 6th, 2010 at 01:01 pm
AMAZING, i totally forgot these and holy taco has revamped some great memories. I want to cut myself with razors bathe in vomit and take pictures, paste them on old baseball cards and trade them to elementary kids. I may get Pokemon cards in return but at least they will experience the same joy GPK once brought me. I like to think of it as a good service to others. Pay it forward is my motto.
February 6th, 2010 at 02:33 pm
I still have a ton of the 1st gen stickers.. freaking awesome.
Though this is missing a lot of my classic favorites.
February 10th, 2010 at 11:44 pm
Yeah, was like expecting the real good ones. These are just like found in some little box marked: Uncle Jesse's..
February 8th, 2010 at 10:59 am
its funny how disturbin justin is probably the least disturbing one out of all of them.
February 8th, 2010 at 02:43 pm
I saw the "Stoned Sean" one when I was young and it doomed me to a life as a pothead.
Haha actually no it was going to happen one way or another.
February 9th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Photoshop
February 9th, 2010 at 03:38 pm
I didn't remember that there were so many for the name "Brian" weird. I do remember those, my mother wouldn't let my brother and I have them, he got in trouble once when she found one in his room. Now kids do way worse stuff and I'm guessing parents don't worry about cards with gross cartoon pictures.
February 9th, 2010 at 04:33 pm
All gold! I do wonder what effect these had on my growing brain?
February 14th, 2010 at 02:33 am
Time for a change mutha fucka!!!!
February 15th, 2010 at 06:55 pm
crazy
February 17th, 2010 at 12:52 am
Seriously? Horrible list. Half of these are from the new series post-Topps lawsuit loss. Fail.
February 26th, 2010 at 02:17 pm
i agree...
very weak. no adam bomb? he was like the OG...
February 28th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
WOW I was eight years old, twenty-five years ago, they were so cool, I had so many, does anyone else have any pics? Whatever happened to them? Where are the creators now? It would be cool to see them come back, Where's Pusshead, someone call him up with the idea, he's got the Eye! Let's get the ball rolling people !!!! LOL
June 3rd, 2010 at 06:41 pm
omg im not in this generation but damn those things are mesed up but they do remind me of these cards me and my brother used to by at Walmart.
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