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25 Heart Stopping Sandwiches

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The Double Down is still getting some trouble for being a horribly unhealthy food choice and while that may be true, it’s not the worst sandwich you could eat.  That pic up there?  That’s a full pound of bacon on a sandwich and you can buy it at Tony’s I-75 Restaurant in Michigan.  You won’t live, but you can try.  Same with most of the rest of these sandwiches.  If you dig on this list, check out Foodbeast, insanewiches and This is Why You’re Fat.  Did we put those links in because someone whined in the comments?  Nope, it’s because us internet people need to be decent to each other.

 
 
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deep fried bacon banana sandwich
 
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24 Responses to "25 Heart Stopping Sandwiches"

  1. The Representative here says:
    Awesome lpics guys, you’re wicked awesome!  I HEART HOLY TACO!
  2. xxKingofKingsxx says:

    #11 is a sandwich from Primati Bros. I dont care what you drink or how much, you eat that sandwich and you will NOT have a hangover. You may shit yourself the next day, but no hangover.

  3. Critter says:

    now i’m all hungry….

  4. Jo Dean says:

    Wow, a hotdog with cheese fries, looks yummy.

    http://www.online-privacy.edu.tc

  5. salang says:
    Awesome gallery, Holy Taco rules!
  6. Lance Bass says:

    Heart stopping? That last one my my heart thumpin! I look good in a red dress! Meow! :)

  7. chelydra says:

    Props on having Tony’s bacon sandwich at the top of the list. It took me two sittings to get through one of those. That’s only one reason why their slogan is “this is the place to go off your diet.”

  8. I’ll take one of each with a Diet Coke.

  9. Anonymous 2446 says:

    wow i fell compelled to try these yet im worried i will more then likely have a heart attack after finishing any of these gluttonious sammies

  10. horsedick says:

    U S A!

  11. SpuneMan says:

    Holy Jesus. First off, I have to say that I’m not an American, so a lot of the pics here are of food products that are kind of unfamiliar to me.

    Having said that, let me just add that nearly every single food item on this page looks absolutely REVOLTING. I could actually feel the bile rising into the back of my throat as I scrolled down the page. Every glistening river of grease, every wobbly blob of fat, every drip of sauce and globule of melted cheese made me feel more and more bilious.

    Rest assured that I am NEVER coming to America, because by the looks of things there would be absolutely nothing I could reasonably eat without a) having a massive coronary on the spot; or b) being unable to finish the Army-battallion-size serving and letting most of it go to waste.

  12. ripjaww says:

    cool story..nobody wants you here

  13. Ian Fortey says:

    Wow man, you’re right.  I just scrolled through their archives back to May 2009 and we have 4 images that they also have on their site.  If I went all the way, who knows, we may have 5 or 6.

     

     
    I guess I want to thank you for clarifying for me how to use "Blatantly stole" and "most" in a sentence, which I was never aware of before.  Here I thought blatant theft could only occur from a place that didn’t accept user submissions of images found on dozens of sites on the internet.  And of course I also thought "most" had some relation to a majority.  Then I’d have to put then together of course and actually take most of the images from one place.  How wrong I was!

     

     
    Mostly though I’m just happy that you can use the internet as a sounding board for being a dumb shit when you have some ignorant grunting to do without the benefit of forethought or research to try to ensure the shit dribbling out of your brain actually has a point or is relevant.  Otherwise you never woulda got my number as well as you did.
     

    Good times.  Back to your sandwich, monkey.

  14. Holy Thieves is more like it says:

    I see you all blatantly stole most of these from This is why you’re fat and didn’t give them their credit, good job Holy Taco you bunch of ass clowns!

  15. Brandon Davidson says:

    Haha, monkey

  16. With me. says:

    Destroyed.

  17. DonkeyXote says:

    Annihilated

  18. sluG says:

    It ultimately breaks down to if those images are public domain or not. I’m assuming they are.

  19. Holy Thieves is more like it says:

    Guess I touched a nerve there LOL Ok I counted 7 that were from that site, not the 4 or 5 you are claiming. The fact remains you all took those pics and didn’t cite it, don’t care how many little paragraphs you write trying to explain it away but you did what you did and this is not the first time. Next time I will just go there if I want to see pictures of giant sammiches!

  20. Ian Fortey says:
    Promise?
  21. DonkeyXote says:

    sammiches?

    How old are you, 5?

  22. QueenOfTheDucks says:

    but… 7 still isnt half of 25…
    and why would you care? that site probably found their pics on another site…
    holy shit your a retard is more like it.

  23. DonkeyXote says:

    Is that second one a shit-sandwich?

  24. lunchboy says:

    I’ve had all of these…except for the last one. BTW, Seventh!


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