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25 Hilarious Defaced Bills

This money is funny.


145 Responses to "25 Hilarious Defaced Bills"

  1. Postscript says:

    Never has a felony been so damn funny.

  2. John Woods says:

    Wow, that Ninka Turtle LIncoln ROCKS!


  3. I am Anonymous says:

    You failed to mention that the currency without anyone marking it up is funny money anyway.

  4. s3xt0y says:

    ninja turtles and sparta was the bests ones

  5. Anonymuse says:

    no it’s not… it’s all real money.

  6. Smokey. says:

    the headshot on Abe is great

  7. Anonymous87497342 says:

    The head shot one is horrible, but all others are funny shit

  8. Carla says:

    What I really love is how Holy Taco attributed this to the person who created this art and linked to his Flickr page. That was REALLY classy.

  9. MD says:

    If only someone would deface a Benjamin….

  10. Kristen Marie says:

    Major love for the Don Hertzfeldt nods. <3

  11. Ameracan says:

    Meybe the e was intentionel, but your European so you have an excuse for being uptight about E’s.

  12. Manderz says:


  13. Manderz says:

    Your mom is fake

  14. logic walton says:

    what i love is how last night you let me do you in the ass, you swallowed my load and gave my balls some extra special attention. you also didn’t fart while i was going down on you. that was REALLY classy.

  15. anonnymouse says:

    usa! grrrr

  16. Anymouse says:

    You’re on Holy Taco trying to get someone to exercise “Class”??

  17. Thunderscrotum says:

    Awesome! Head-shot Lincoln & Cobra Commander Washington fuckin ruled!

  18. Anonymous332 says:

    yeah way to country bash Mr Amerecan.
    Funny i always thought we spelt it American,now go back to watching Nascar.

  19. Lazlo Toth says:

    Not especially funny. Unless you’re spending all these bills, in which case it’s pretty damn funny!

  20. Jacques says:

    I’mmmm a BANANA!!!

  21. omshiw says:


  22. Chris says:

    Oh, touché

  23. Simon 36 says:

    Whoever did this is AWESOME.

  24. Some Dude says:

    that took you about 3sec of Google ing.
    thank you.
    I did that too.
    and it’s DOLLARS. not DOLLARES.
    I don’t know what you pay with.. but I don’t pay with Dollares.

    (maybe because I’m european. but even then!)

  25. you suck says:

    Why is this funny?

  26. watson516 says:

    My spoon is too big.

  27. leon says:

    the spartan one cracked me up! LOL

  28. www.freebieshark.com says:

    Some of them were very funny!

  29. mb says:

    actually, that banana is from peanut butter jelly time.

  30. Loab says:

    If you’d pay with these, would they HAVE to accept them, or could they also just tell you tht it’s unacceptable.

  31. Sara Everitt says:

    Have some class and remove the gunshot image of Abraham Lincoln.

  32. Alexxx says:

    fake.. these are all by the same guy joe D if u look by the signature… why don’t you find some that are from other ppl.

  33. Anonymous672 says:

    In our current economy, actually, it IS funny money…

  34. aaalex says:

    your comment’s fake

  35. Wykop.pl says:


  36. wykop efekt says:

    Wykop postrawia i CHUJ !! Kurwa! :D

  37. Blah says:

    I liked the one with the head on it.

  38. m0namii says:

    ~~ that was good for a chuckle! :D

  39. eric das says:

    check out the making of the dollar bills being defaced!

    warning: NSFW

  40. Anonymousgurl says:

    Ameracan-why so stereotypical? You know thats actually a form of racism. And HAHA YOU GOT OWNED!!!!! Nice one Anonymous332! Seriously though. Why are you trying to act so well read when you can’t even spell intentional (or,as you said-intentionel) let alone your denomination!Or maybe the ‘e’ was intentional?

  41. Anonymousgurl says:

    Lol went to post a comment then left the comment 4 like an hour when i put up a new window 2 go on other stuff!!

  42. Middle finger to the law says:

    Do they accept fines in funny notes?

  43. George says:

    I actually did not find these funny. Keep in mind that these presidents were responsible for giving Americans many of the freedoms we all enjoy. Those people posting it are just as “sick.” Maybe several of you need to go back to school, except this time you really need to learn your history. When your accomplishments match the greatness if these men, then maybe you can criticize them.

  44. Anonyasdmous says:

    Obligory First!!!

  45. H.L. Mencken says:


    No cup

    Living on the edge.


    Oh, I’m a gurl.

  46. Anonlulz says:


  47. Anonlulz says:

    srrs business

  48. Anonymous23456234 says:

    I wonder if the idiot JoeD knows it’s a federal offense? I mean he/she signed every single bill. Joe D!

  49. Bob says:

    I would like to contact the artist who did the SPARTA $20 bill. LOVE IT! I want to buy this! Would someone please email me so I can contact him/her? Thank you! My email: 1855mac@gmail.com

  50. THIS IS ILLEGAL says:

    18 U.S.C. § 333 : US Code – Section 333: Mutilation of national bank obligations

    Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or
    unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank
    bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national
    banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal
    Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note,
    or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined
    under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

  51. Amelia says:

    Darth Vader and the blue racer from Tron were the best!!

  52. Boom Headshot says:

    Nobody cares that its illegal, if you are whiny about the boom headshot…stop..people die everyday get over it. Whoever said its fake because they are all done by the same artist? Please explain that logic..actually dont bother Im sure you are half retarded..umm anything else? I ignored a few other comments because really..whats the point..wow some people are pretty lame…btw I enjoyed the artwork it was entertaining..oh yah the Iraq comment…you serious? I really dont think someone will cut your hands off..in fact Im sure they would enjoy the comic relief…they dont worship the dollar and murder those that deface it..get real

  53. Pelican Pecker says:

    I could not let such a witty series of postings in this forum go by without contributing something of my own. Ready? Here it is:


    Yes, sweatsocks.

    You’re welcome.

  54. KevinFitzz says:

    HILARIOUS??? no.

  55. Ted says:

    Boom, headshot was NOT funny. In fact, it made all the ones after it not funny either. I was shocked.

  56. Joe T says:

    The point everyone seems to be missing is that to deface any sort of money is a Federal Crime!

    Some are, however, funny. NOT the “Head Shot” one, though, unless you are really a sicko!

  57. Renee says:

    I thought they were pretty funny… except the ‘headshot’ one.. .it was just gross and so disrespectful! There wasn’t anything funny ever about any of our presidents being shot and there never will be! I am no prude and I do have a bit of a sick sense of humor at times, but that is just not funny! Can you imagine how his family suffered over this? How this entire country suffered over this? He was probably one of the bravest men who ever lived… his ‘free the slaves’ policy wasn’t exactly popular but he stood his ground! Shame on you!

  58. jack ass 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666 says:

    wow the same guy did all of this probably thought it was funny till he relised he wasted 120 $

  59. rick with a silent p says:

    how very true ass fucker

  60. hello dreemur says:

    the shocker is def my fave… good shit

  61. Anonymous56745668578 says:

    You probably didn’t find 9/11 as hilarious as I did then.

  62. felony 1 says:

    Its a felony to deface money its also a federal offence hope you don’t get caught lol

  63. John F. C. Taylor says:

    I fail to see what is hilarious about the $5 bill showing Lincoln getting shot. As for the rest, some were somewhat amusing, but none were hilarious.

  64. Jcow81 says:

    Wow! Too much time on Joe D!’s hands. Haha. Funny none the less. Shocker is an instant favorite. I also like the Joker one. These are interesting mini art pieces but how long will these bills circulate before being removed by the treasury?

  65. AnonymousCommentsFTW says:

    Holy shit! All people do on these threads are try to one up each other in showing how clever or insulting they can be! Well played internet users!

  66. Maria says:

    this is funny

  67. Bill says:

    I don’t find any of this funny. America is losing its standing, respect and everything else it stands for and someone puts this on the web.

  68. Anonymous007 says:

    Give Joe a blank piece of paper, and watch him eat his crayolas for lack of talent. My dog leaves better masterpieces in my back yard. The head shot of Lincoln was in poor taste you sick bastard, try doing that shit in Iraq and they will cut your hands off you unpatriotic asshole

  69. MY SPOON IS TOO BIG! says:

    OMG LOVE THEM ALL! But fave is def the “my spoon is too big” one…

  70. I love wangs says:

    If you fold the one dollar bill correct, you can make a penis out of his head. Hint* Neck is shaft.

  71. Anonymous 554 says:

    I actually thought the ‘headshot’ one was the funniest one of all. God, lighten up people. And noone wasted any money. You can still spend money with stuff drawn on it. I do it all the time, and I’m always getting marked up bills with stuff drawn and stamped on them. Even from the bank sometimes. It’s not like money is really worth anything anyway. It’s all assumed. Chill out. Personally, I love it when I get change somewhere and one of the bills have something witty or funny or creative on it.
    Props to the artist.

  72. Dave S says:

    Or if you’re in college.

  73. Joe D says:

    I can’t believe you guys found all these!

  74. Liz S says:

    I can’t believe you have that much money!

  75. blah says:

    looks to be only 119 dollars. Not a whole lotta money, unless you’re in africa.

  76. SuperGirl says:

    That is because he was higher at some points in time…LOL>>>> I love it Joe D U ROCK….

  77. Caroline says:

    There are a few more here:


  78. pete says:

    …or african

  79. Peter says:

    I can’t believe it’s not butter!

  80. J.A. says:

    theres no way they are all done by the same joe d if you look the handwriting changes

  81. Broke College Kid says:

    Uh. $100 IS a lot of money. That’s groceries for at least two months. Or 20 subway footlongs.

  82. Defaced Dollars says:

    A site has sprung up to collect more of these, you can find a full collection (over 250) of defaced bills at http://www.defaceddollars.com

  83. Anonymous12 says:

    obligatory first!

  84. First Hater says:

    That is never obligatory. I wonder how many gigs of internet are wasted on idiots trying to be first.

    To add to the discussion: The joker one is hilarious. I also loved the Red Ranger one.

  85. male shovenist says:

    yeah, lets discuss it. but lets start by first stating that no one cares about what you like and did not like.
    your move.

  86. Monica says:

    There’s one missing , BILL Clinton

  87. Anonymous121 says:

    Much better, funnier defaced bills on http://www.stevensmithart.com

  88. Serious Sam says:

    Like this? You must check out the dollar bills my friend created.


  89. Anonymous1 says:

    You spelled “chauvinist” wrong.

    Your move, kid.

  90. Enough Replies says:

    @Anonymous51: He said, “…how many gigs are wasted…” deeming it as a measurable amount; electrons have nothing to do with it other than how it’s communicated.

    @Physicist Bob: Good God, you butchered that. Kudos.

    @Anonymous69: There’s really nothing to say other than, be quiet.

    @Anonymous12: Kudos, now go back to your basement.

    @Enough Replies: Stop trolling, people are going to be idiots either way.

    @@Enough Replies: NO U!

    Et cetera. Enough redundancy.

  91. bingit says:

    a vast majority of crap on the internet is redundant and people are going to troll because they are either bored or looking for a cheap laugh either way might as well not care

    im just killing time


  92. Physicist Bob says:

    Mass can be destroyed and turned into energy so it is possible destroy electron since they are made of mass E=mc^2

  93. Anonymous51 says:

    you can’t waste Internet. All electrons are 100% recycled.

  94. Anonymous69 says:

    Your mom’s mass == MC^2

  95. Anonymous63 says:

    I like turtles

  96. office jerk says:

    the riddler cracked me up.

  97. Kanye West says:

    Yo office jerk, i’m really happy you like the riddler and ima let you finish, but sparta was one of the best bills of all time

  98. Dont Feed the Trolls!1!1!!! says:

    all done by Joe D, weak.

  99. Taylor Swift says:

    I would like to tha…… Seriously? Again Kanye? hahaha

  100. Manderz says:

    Thats too funny

  101. psycoticbitch says:

    sparta was the best one

  102. T says:

    perhaps a nod to Joe D is in order?

  103. Nichola says:


  104. Kaylin says:

    Yes, Joe D. has been busy! Love the peanut and Zombie Lincoln!

  105. MrKillson says:

    Presidential Mutant Ninja Turtles?
    Teenage Mutant Presidential Turtles?
    Can’t decide which one I like better.

  106. Adolf Hitler says:

    I think you mean “they’re”

  107. dabryguy says:

    but then there not ninjas

  108. I call Michelangelo! says:

    Definitely the second.

  109. Andy says:

    Hahah the headshot one was priceless

  110. Scott Randall says:

    lololol…the head shot was great!!!!

  111. Nigel says:


  112. John W. Booth says:

    Admittedly, I chuckled, but Joe D. should be ashamed of himself for the headshot.

  113. suchandsuch says:

    Too soon?

  114. Master Of None says:

    A lot of these, took a lot of skill

  115. WHARBLGARBL says:

    The same goes, for commas.

  116. seearees says:

    that made me, lol. thank you

  117. Trevor says:

    Beat me, to it. Never, been a fan of unnecessary punctuation;

  118. Can't Breath says:

    While reading, all of these, I couldn’t help, but picture a, fat kid, after running a, quarter mile.

  119. RAWR says:

    Sounds like, Horatio has entered the conversation.

  120. male shovenist says:

    it’s alway’s fun’ to’ have’ punctuation’ mark’s when’ it’s not’ needed’

  121. Shitting Dick Nipples says:

    I hear this all in Chris Walken’s voice…. god damnit

  122. Hooked on Phonetics says:

    It’s chauvinist.

  123. AnonymousTwat says:

    well said Ass Fucker!

  124. Ass fucker says:

    You’re all cunts, however well you punctuate.

  125. Yore says:

    Still looking forward to the “you’re” vs. “your” war

  126. Takashi Akashi Takahashi says:

    What the fork ya? The last handful are all from the same artist, way to really look for bill art from more then one source.

  127. NassT says:

    look closer. All of them are from Joe D

  128. Trevor says:

    “look closer. All of them are from Joe D”


  129. ranafrg says:

    you could always feel free to check out the defaced dollars posted at http://ranafrg.deviantart.com. I think they are great, but that’s because I made them….

  130. Eric says:

    Nice show!

  131. Sara H says:

    I effing love the spoon one.

  132. Abe says:

    Why do people get upset about the headshot bill? It’s been 150 years people, jesus christ! Speaking of jesus, What’s the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture. Ba da boom

  133. ITW says:

    i used to draw a bunch of these things but figured no one payed attention to it. guess i was wrong!!

  134. FF says:

    The banana rules.

  135. Smock Beef says:

    Are these all the same artist? Should be printed onto some t-shirts, I say. I’d buy one.

  136. Ocotillo San Xavier says:

    waste of 20 $

  137. the dude says:

    Nija turtles love it

  138. Ozzman says:

    All bills are fuck’n awsome, lots of beer and weed to have such awsome minds

  139. Anonymouslol says:

    glassass.com is all i have to say

  140. Wait... says:

    ….this isn’t the men’s roomQ

  141. Ed says:

    fun & why don’t you publish a few drawing on Euros…?

  142. GMKOMD says: