25 Hilarious WiFi Network Names

December 3rd, 2009 | 02:43 pm
Giving your WiFi network a funny or clever name is a great way to freak out your annoying neighbors without hiding in their bushes or peeping in their windows late at night.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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176 Responses to "25 Hilarious WiFi Network Names "

  1. FuckTardo Says:

    "Pong Lenis"

    lol

  2. AWat Says:

    Ours is "ScatPorn"

    one neighbor has "rustycuntbucket"

    the girls downstairs have "whorehouse32"

    another neighbor has "Its Pete_From Pete and Pete"

  3. Couriers Says:

    3RD....but 1st in your hearts!

  4. T.T Says:

    ...I'll allow it :|

  5. BEER PONG Says:

    this is awesome! im totally going to go change my wireless name now

  6. Hell Says:

    Jesus says the amount of Faggotry in the comments has made me hate you all

  7. TBone Says:

    Funny that you say that, my wireless name is The Jesus.

  8. DOB Says:

    Your real name would not happen to be Thelonious Bone would it?

  9. Anonymous333 Says:

    AGENTS OF CRACKED KICKS ASS

  10. Anonymoose Says:

    That IS better than Tbone.

  11. The internet. I work there. Says:

    You said it was jive turkey and I was a sucka for flappin' it.

  12. Dr. Baby Says:

    OH MY GOD, cracked rules my life

  13. Anonymousj Says:

    HAHA ! Pong Lenis

    I have two routers, one named: USpentagon and the other USwhitehouse

  14. suckers Says:

    gonna call my wireless connection "Turn Airport On"

  15. Anonymous111 Says:

    Brilliant! I'm doing that too.

  16. DKLA Says:

    Brilliant! Me too. :D

  17. Anonymous Jerk Says:

    What a couple of copy-cat asshats. That's a fuckin' stupid idea.. yeah.. let's name it something that EVERYONE will want to click on..

  18. Chris Says:

    Based on this sampling Apple has 96% market share.

  19. Jess Says:

    it is really strange that there's so many... and they all are running tiger, looks like

  20. Dude121 Says:

    Most of them are iPhones, they are mobile!

  21. capawi Says:

    it's all apple/osx genius

  22. Teh KilllerBee Says:

    Its definitely sh00ped, i can see it on the pixels - they are all wrong and i have seen a couple of sh00ps in my time :)

  23. Suddy Says:

    i bet your butthole has seen a few dicks in it time too

  24. Anonymous0 Says:

    probably alot of dicks

  25. Anonymous666545 Says:

    So, many dicks?

  26. Anonymous42424 Says:

    37

  27. Anonymous37 Says:

    In a row?

  28. Anonymous6532 Says:

    at a time!

  29. Alex S. Says:

    This is the first time I've lol'ed all week. Now I gotta come up with something good to change my router to. Maybe something like "Remote Detonation Control". Hope no one calls the cops.

  30. Max Says:

    Ours is called "Choadempole."

  31. Jesse Says:

    ... and your neighbors is ScrotumPole?

  32. Skinnyballs Says:

    Hey guys lets hold handa ad clench our asschecks together.

  33. Anonymous69 Says:

    YAY!!!

  34. pdang Says:

    I LOVE the last one "we can hear you having sex". I totally wish I had thought of that in my old apartment.

  35. Nerdetta Says:

    I live in dorms and this is definitely someone's network name in the building. It's definitely fitting!

  36. Anonymous48935 Says:

    Definitely!

  37. Anonymous55 Says:

    I like to use FBI Surveillance van 3

  38. DKLA Says:

    Oh, I am DEFINITELY using that one. Good way to freak out my nosy neighbors... :)

  39. AGOT Says:

    My network could make this list.
    It is labeled as "IP Freely" =P

  40. Drkstr Says:

    Mine it ItBurnsWhenIPee and I'm about 100 feet from an elementary school (and cheap neighbors)

  41. poff Says:

    Mine is called "Puck Off!"

  42. Anony mouse Says:

    first?

  43. Acai Berry Says:

    I love free internet service from my neighbor.

  44. Mayer Says:

    Most of these, if not all were shopped hardcore.

  45. Annonymous Says:

    You guys are all funny. What does it matter if they were "shopped" or not? It's still funny and a 5-year-old could rename a network.

  46. JJ Says:

    Mine is Virus Infected.

  47. WillV Says:

    What about: 'Free T-Virus samples'?

    A good Wi-Fi name is Skynet, or 'sharing the newest viruses since 2001'

  48. i'm THAT guy Says:

    Seaword

  49. car Says:

    mine has been called virusworms for a while now. i sure wouldn't touch any network like that

  50. ron Says:

    Virus Server

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