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25 Hilarious WiFi Network Names

Giving your WiFi network a funny or clever name is a great way to freak out your annoying neighbors without hiding in their bushes or peeping in their windows late at night.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

181 Responses to "25 Hilarious WiFi Network Names"

  1. Max says:

    Ours is called “Choadempole.”

  2. Skinnyballs says:

    Hey guys lets hold handa ad clench our asschecks together.

  3. pdang says:

    I LOVE the last one “we can hear you having sex”. I totally wish I had thought of that in my old apartment.

  4. Anonymous55 says:

    I like to use FBI Surveillance van 3

  5. AGOT says:

    My network could make this list.
    It is labeled as “IP Freely” =P

  6. poff says:

    Mine is called “Puck Off!”

  7. Acai Berry says:

    I love free internet service from my neighbor.

  8. Mayer says:

    Most of these, if not all were shopped hardcore.

  9. JJ says:

    Mine is Virus Infected.

  10. i'm THAT guy says:

    Seaword

  11. car says:

    mine has been called virusworms for a while now. i sure wouldn’t touch any network like that

  12. ron says:

    Virus Server

  13. ja says:

    my neighbors is “FBI Central Station” pretty funny the 1st time I saw it. Thinking of naming mine to CIA Grand Office or something

  14. Merry Gaymas says:

    mine is called “BloodyTampon”

  15. TheFuzzball says:

    Haha, you will get AIDS from my network! H1N1 :D

  16. jctail says:

    Your now connected to Buttplug.

    My wife doesn’t think it’s funny but I didn’t marry her for her humor.

  17. thedude says:

    A friend of mine has a gay couple that share a backyard with her.

    Their SSID is “faggot neighbours” :)

  18. Kalle blomqvest says:

    my wifi is called ipredia after the swedish anti file sharing law.
    despite it being open in a large urban area Nobody ever connects to it.

  19. A non a mouse says:

    How about my awesome neighbors network that i’m on now, “Tits and Ass”? xD

  20. AllyMcBeal says:

    Great post. I’ve seen one w/ “/dev/null”. Must be a linux dude…

  21. pops says:

    I use my own take on “get of my lawn” …….ger off my lan!!

  22. meow says:

    I’m going to call bullshit on all of the iPhone screenshots with the time” 16:58.

  23. M says:

    Ours used to be “Zero Cool” but now it’s “The Plague”.

  24. Swiss User says:

    Mine is called: Asshole..

  25. Rottenmac says:

    Mine is “Karate Monkey Death Car”. I doubt any german will figure that one out.

  26. T says:

    My d-bag of a neighbour just got out of jail for stealing cars and is now under house arrest. My router is ‘clink’ just to piss him off.

  27. Anonymous69 says:

    YAY!!!

  28. Drkstr says:

    Mine it ItBurnsWhenIPee and I’m about 100 feet from an elementary school (and cheap neighbors)

  29. Kraker says:

    you just made my day

  30. cmoney says:

    you know in Europe they have iPhones too, and use 24 hour clocks.

  31. DaveLovesBacon says:

    I think he is refering to the fact that several of the “screenshots” have the exact same layout and the exact same time…He is calling “photoshop BS” on those.

  32. Annonymous says:

    You guys are all funny. What does it matter if they were “shopped” or not? It’s still funny and a 5-year-old could rename a network.

  33. Dac says:

    we have a winner here :) ))

  34. Adolf Hitler says:

    Join my party!

  35. Jesse says:

    … and your neighbors is ScrotumPole?

  36. a nony nouse says:

    H1N1 is swine flu, not AIDS

  37. WillV says:

    What about: ‘Free T-Virus samples’?

    A good Wi-Fi name is Skynet, or ‘sharing the newest viruses since 2001′

  38. DKLA says:

    Oh, I am DEFINITELY using that one. Good way to freak out my nosy neighbors… :)

  39. Nerdetta says:

    I live in dorms and this is definitely someone’s network name in the building. It’s definitely fitting!

  40. Anonymous48935 says:

    Definitely!

  41. Anony mouse says:

    first?

  42. Mousehunt says:

    haha FAIL.

  43. mrbill says:

    Mine is Pretty-Fly-For-A-WiFi

  44. I kuv momo says:

    mine is called” MoMoLuv” cause they calles my boyfriend momo so i luv him so is momo luv

  45. Shimdim says:

    We named ours 404

  46. Anonymous Jerk says:

    What a couple of copy-cat asshats. That’s a fuckin’ stupid idea.. yeah.. let’s name it something that EVERYONE will want to click on..

  47. suckers says:

    gonna call my wireless connection “Turn Airport On”

  48. Anonymous111 says:

    Brilliant! I’m doing that too.

  49. DKLA says:

    Brilliant! Me too. :D

  50. Anonymous Jerk II says:

    Well put Jerk, why the F would you want someone to click on your network!??! What a dumb ars. That’s like asking a man not to click on YourWifeWatchingGayPorn or Lickalotofpuss69.

  51. Anonymoussucvkmyballs says:

    I have had

    BigFatCocks

    and currently have

    StupidFuckingNetwork

  52. black jew says:

    FUCK OFF YOU RUDE FAGGOTS

  53. Anonymous6532 says:

    what about getalife

  54. Onan's Ballbag says:

    Mine has been Sodomy666 for some years now.

  55. hip-hop-anonymous says:

    me no rikey

  56. getoffthelawn says:

    Good Stuff

  57. Hey Nonny Mouse says:

    Mine is “Hugh Janus” but I’m thinking of changing to “Seymour Butts”…….

  58. Anonymous3545 says:

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  59. Anonymous 18181818 says:

    All you commenters are so fuggin clever, telling everyone your network names that resemble jokes you learned in 4th grade.

  60. Serspring says:

    GET A LIFE YOURSELF, BITCH!

  61. Zeek says:

    Mine told me to change my SSID to a unique one.

    Done. It’s “unique”.

  62. DUTCH says:

    I role ….Stealin’ Your Identity

  63. ORDucks says:

    Sounds like 20 somethings trying to get a rise out of their neighbors. good thing I don’t have WiFi.

  64. Source47.com says:

    Very Funny! I Stumbled across this post. Thanks for sharing!

  65. Anonymou says:

    SLOBONMYKNOB_Pt.-2

  66. Skycruiser says:

    Mine goes like this
    GO GET YOUR OWN YOU CHEAPSKATE
    The other ones
    FIRE IN THE HOLE
    F.B.I SERVER
    IF YOU ARE CLEVER HACKME
    EMIRATES EK515 FIRST CLASS ( the airport is nearby so a fool might think a flight is going above his head)

  67. Crappants says:

    Yours should be named “iliketotastemyownfarts”

  68. Rosie says:

    Ours is called Castle Anthrax.

  69. Ted Stevens says:

    I like the Series of Tubes! you whippersnappahs

  70. NoCympathee says:

    Mine is “Mine! Dammit!” .. of course, everything I have is Mine! Dammit!

  71. SumYunGuy says:

    Our network is called ArseBiscuts, for all those Father Ted fans out there.

  72. BeardedClam says:

    My network is “istealyourinfo”

  73. WTF says:

    YOU ARE ALL FUCKING GAY

  74. Billy bob Thorton says:

    When i setup my 75 year old mothers wifi (for her laptop) a couple weeks ago, i set the name to “Bugger off” she saw that and went into a 45 min tirade about the meaning of “bugger” LMAO. And unless she has had someone come in and change it , It will stay that name for as long as she has it.

    Nice list.. Had me laughing my ass off

  75. LErios says:

    Mine “Hookers and Blow”

  76. BusyBee says:

    Mine said EatMyShytBitch the neighbor next door changed her SSID to GirlUStank now I changed it to SuckDeezNuts and another neighbor that we’re unaware of changed their network to VaginaHut …lol…I think I’m going to change it to Herpes Network….ahhaha

    At least my neighbor and I know what the hell we’re doing so now we’re on a mission to find out who the hell is playing with us…

  77. Anonymoose says:

    That IS better than Tbone.

  78. Hell says:

    Jesus says the amount of Faggotry in the comments has made me hate you all

  79. TBone says:

    Funny that you say that, my wireless name is The Jesus.

  80. DOB says:

    Your real name would not happen to be Thelonious Bone would it?

  81. Anonymous333 says:

    AGENTS OF CRACKED KICKS ASS

  82. The internet. I work there. says:

    You said it was jive turkey and I was a sucka for flappin’ it.

  83. Dr. Baby says:

    OH MY GOD, cracked rules my life

  84. Anonymous6532 says:

    at a time!

  85. Anonymous37 says:

    In a row?

  86. Chris says:

    Based on this sampling Apple has 96% market share.

  87. Jess says:

    it is really strange that there’s so many… and they all are running tiger, looks like

  88. Dude121 says:

    Most of them are iPhones, they are mobile!

  89. capawi says:

    it’s all apple/osx genius

  90. Teh KilllerBee says:

    Its definitely sh00ped, i can see it on the pixels – they are all wrong and i have seen a couple of sh00ps in my time :)

  91. Suddy says:

    i bet your butthole has seen a few dicks in it time too

  92. Anonymous0 says:

    probably alot of dicks

  93. Anonymous666545 says:

    So, many dicks?

  94. Anonymous42424 says:

    37

  95. FuckTardo says:

    “Pong Lenis”

    lol

  96. AWat says:

    Ours is “ScatPorn”

    one neighbor has “rustycuntbucket”

    the girls downstairs have “whorehouse32″

    another neighbor has “Its Pete_From Pete and Pete”

  97. Couriers says:

    3RD….but 1st in your hearts!

  98. T.T says:

    …I’ll allow it :|

  99. BEER PONG says:

    this is awesome! im totally going to go change my wireless name now

  100. Anonymousj says:

    HAHA ! Pong Lenis

    I have two routers, one named: USpentagon and the other USwhitehouse

  101. Alex S. says:

    This is the first time I’ve lol’ed all week. Now I gotta come up with something good to change my router to. Maybe something like “Remote Detonation Control”. Hope no one calls the cops.

  102. Anonymous000000 says:

    Ours is brorape

  103. bOreD sTudEnT.... says:

    haha… these are so funny ….am changing mine …. but loving hell’s comment the most haha…great stuff people…and thankq to the creators of this sight haha…xx

  104. porkulust says:

    “cheesey taco girl”
    “balls on your forehead”
    “took a dump in your mailbox”
    “Gore invented this”
    “MILFS and Great Danes”
    “Met Art Junkie”
    “The Great Anal Experiment”
    “Infidel’s for Muslim Porn”
    “Free Vaginal Massages”

    …just finished my dump gotta go…bye.

  105. Redrocker5150 says:

    I use FukeMe For my network.

  106. Bigballs says:

    Since my neighbors wife is Ashley, and she is smoking hot, i use IwantyoubadAshley I wonder if they have seen it?

  107. Ricardo says:

    We were

    Cougartamers
    Omeletville
    Hot Ham Water

    Then we switched to Rebel Alliance when we saw our neighbors had Galactic Empire

  108. unix girl says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  109. Kraker says:

    C:Enter:##

    sound it out, think gay porn, give it a minute…

  110. DingAlingDangMyDangAlongLingLong says:

    LOL! I got it took about 10secs…

  111. Anonymous123 says:

    Were using “Rake Your Leaves” for our lazy neighbors…

  112. tbone says:

    How about “Nacho Network”??

  113. MezMez says:

    Someone in my neighborhood has “BUKKAKE ROOSTER”

  114. coedshowers says:

    mine is “phuck 0ff”

  115. Freebie Link says:

    LMAO these are hilarious!
    http://www.freebie-link.com/

  116. Ballsonya says:

    Mine is “Ballsonya”

  117. wisd0m says:

    Mine is “Epic Pwnage”

  118. Scar says:

    There’s a couple in our road who have very loud sex all the time, and one of the neighbours has named their WiFi ‘Stop having sex so loud’ in protest…

  119. J says:

    saw one at my gfs house called “3 girls 1 router”.. thought that was pretty funny

  120. Kirbster says:

    lol “series of tubes”

  121. swimmer says:

    My appt overlooks the pool so I set my AP name to

    I PISSED IN THE POOL

  122. UDD says:

    One of our neighbors had his WiFi ID set to “This Is My Effin Network Biyach!”. Another has “Haus Of GaGa” which I can only assume must be the Los Angeles German language chapter of the Lady GaGa fan club. :)

  123. AshtonK says:

    Mine is Abraham Linksys… wise network

  124. Anonymous12312 says:

    “bonerjams”

    “thank you al gore”

  125. trimao says:

    yes, i laughed

  126. Grant says:

    mine is Jesus Loves You

  127. the truth says:

    Brutal photoshop job on nearly all of these.
    Not genuine.

  128. bunghole surfer says:

    Hilarious! my boyfriend once got into the administrator settings on an unencrypted network and renamed it ‘big fuzzy wookie monster love’.

  129. SanityKills says:

    I’d put my neighbor’s street address.

  130. Brad says:

    My network is named SKYNET…try to top it!

  131. A-Ron says:

    Mine’s “F@ck off thieves”, changed after I noticed like 5 computers leeching my bandwidth in my Apt complex.

  132. Jeff in Boston says:

    “Hilarious” is in the eye of the beholder. Some are funny. Some are very funny. But I don’t know about hilarious for any of them, especially since I agree with other posters that they don’t pass the BS smell test. I mean, if ur gonna cheat, at least do it for something a bit funnier than “H1N1.”

  133. doodoo says:

    geturowninternet. I got a million of ‘em. Gimme some time.

  134. Tino says:

    We live in a university neighbourhood and our network is named LadiesFollowTheSignalToOurHouse

  135. Anonymous5778 says:

    mine is Virus Detected

  136. pong lenis says:

    Fido is in Canada, not Europe.

  137. Bob says:

    my old one was “peeinherbutt”. So classic.

  138. Kyle says:

    I used “tubes” for my original wireless, then “fasttubes” for the next generation of wireless tech, and finally “fastertubes” for the latest one.

    Other interesting ones that I’ve hade are listed below:
    YoMamma
    BadMothaShutYoMouth
    FreePornHere

  139. Maty says:

    Mines “Gods Wifi”

    lol

  140. killer says:

    Amig nem probáltam nem tudom milyen véleményt vársz?De ahogy az elözö hozzászolásokat olvastam klassz dolog lehet!

  141. Bootnut says:

    In my inlaws neighbourhood, we have ‘My Internet has Herpes’ and ‘Garden Road Gangbang’ (they live on Garden Road)

  142. Crappants says:

    I did the same thing and renamed the network “P.E.N.I.S Team”. Dont ask me what it means, I just tought it was hilarious after smoking a blunt.

  143. FooBar says:

    I have two:

    Super8
    UNLOCK_YOUR_WIFI_CAPITALIST_PIGS

    Lots of my neighbors connect to the capitalist pigs one but zero of the 20 or so networks I can see are opened. So much for the insults approach.

  144. jcroisant says:

    mine is “RIAA Legal Department”

    Used to be “I See Your Pr0n”

  145. Keith says:

    When i lived in an apartment complex one of the neighbors was “VagMates” another was “BallsAndWeiners” and ours was “AssMasters”

  146. Bob says:

    A few of them look like have been photoshopped. The area around the letters is fuzzed out

  147. Fin-Dangle says:

    K this is the 100th post so Shut the fuck up now!!

  148. Tom says:

    There was a grocery strike in our neighborhood, and some of the wives started working as temps, much to the chagrin of a grocery checker in the neighborhood. He created a I_Hate_Scabs WIFI network.

  149. JohnB says:

    Mine’s “Skynet”

  150. 96th says:

    Off-top:
    You might wanna use that CSS code in your design to make the images smaller than the width of 100% look normal:
    max-width:100%;
    Replace the current width tag in the img { part of your CSS file.

  151. ryan says:

    activate virus -only one idiot will get scared
    i m cheap WIFI robber -will make ur neighbor guilty
    i had sex wid ur mom -use this for ur neighboring kid
    i can see u -use it for a blonde
    activate dynamite v.2.7 -some one will fall for it
    no network found -an idiot will think it is true
    suck my ball-neighbor -neighbor is offended
    my neighbor stupid – ” ” ”
    Osama Binladin -some idiot will call da cops.
    Alkaida’s server – ” ” ” ” ” ” .
    i will call da cops -1st warn ur neigh.. then use it

  152. ricercar says:

    Once I found a router with manufacturer defaults, and reconfigured the SSID to “You need a password”. The next day it was changed to “Leave my shit alone!”

  153. All my neighbours says:

    All my neighbours are sexy.
    I watch you sleeping.
    We have AIDS
    I saw you masturbating
    NickLikesGirlFromAPT73G
    56B cheats on gf/bf
    4 gd time (enter number)
    My neighbours suck

  154. Anonymous1 says:

    Mine will be called “Jesus died LOL”
    1

  155. MAcHater says:

    Mine is SKY17159!

  156. Anonymous42 says:

    What about

    “I’ve seen muhammed naked”
    “i love animalsex”
    “my burka is smelling”
    “religion are for fags”
    “weed for sale”
    “i fucked your daughter”
    !SSIDX and SSIDY you should change you password”

  157. Steve says:

    mine is FillmoreCrackHoMinistry

  158. Ha says:

    Dumpster Shit Sluts

  159. Matt234523452 says:

    And I thought was clever when I named mine “ClevelandSteamer” three years ago.

    I’m in a high-rise… apparently someone else is “fist_my_bunghole”

  160. Anonymous (.) says:

    “My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t” ……. seems to be working for me

  161. crazyrick2k says:

    someone in my neighborhood had ‘masturbation superhighway’ and it made me lol

  162. racom says:

    mine says “Warning, Virus Found!!!”

  163. Acne Scar Cure says:

    My neighbour has one called “FuckYouMooch”

    Hi-larity.

  164. OhioStudios says:

    I set my father’s wifi up with the name of the local police department, which itself is located on the next street over from his house. Not somuch fun for the neighbors, but I wonder how many cops with laptops have difficulty logging in.

  165. Anonymousbud says:

    I saw one called “GET YOUR OWN” and then another one right next to it called “GOT MY OWN”

    i should have screen shot it.

  166. Anonymousimoutsideurwindowrightnow says:

    im watching u.

  167. Cokacola says:

    I called my moms wifi in the suburbs goatse.cx

    ha!

    ftw!

  168. Telonicus McPhaerson says:

    I have two wireless networks, both named Sky Net.

  169. giggity says:

    my wireless id is deadneighbors

  170. Hoofhearted says:

    Mine is: Hoofhearted. Say it realy fast and you’ll get it. :)

  171. Chris says:

    One of my neighbors has the network “dontthinkiwontcutyou”

  172. acdcbag says:

    We have been using ‘MooseKnuckle’ for a long time.

  173. The Matrix has you says:

    My fav is “We can hear you having sex” mine is
    The Matrix…had that one for a while….must change it soon

  174. lookcutandpastboy says:

    The cut & paste dude wants to know has anyone has seen his life? he seems to be missing one?

  175. Anonymous6999 says:

    “Turd Ferguson”

  176. kdj says:

    My roommate’s network is called PedophileJuggalo69.

  177. JimmyintheGarden.com says:

    Mine is ‘cracker’. Guess you have to know my neighborhood…

  178. The Cow says:

    Mine is: WWJD4aKlondikeBar

    My neighbor is a minister. He failed to see the humor.

  179. ImmortalityLTD says:

    I called mine “Dialup-AOL”. I don’t seem to have any problem with people stealing my wifi.

  180. STEEL says:

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  181. Anonymously says:

    FIRST!
    Why do people always say that? Is it a password?