I once threw-up in the snow outside a party and I swear that the resulting image in the snow was a perfect Virgin Mary staring back at me. My girlfriend saw it too. I drank many more beers that night and in the morning had no hang over.
Most of these Jesus blotches may as well resemble Rasputin or somebody else who would give the god botherers nightmares. With no amount of imagination can I make anything holy out of the landslide photo.
Ah, yes, a lot of grainy pictures that vaguely depict a human-like form possibly with a beard/long hair/female figure.
Definitely divine. If god is out there, I hope he is a lot more clever than toying with gullible idiots thinking they found an effigy of his son in their cheetos.
OMG! god does exist! on a piece toast, a grape, a tree, a leaf, a cheeto! secretly, i see santa claus everywhere, the bums on the street, my grandpa, tim allen movies
Cheesus, Mary Mother of Egg. Are ppl serious. If that's the case i've eaten Jesus quite a few times. This post just makes christians look like nutters. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Taco, GET FRIENDS! Jesus is not real, people are real.
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January 8th, 2010 at 02:23 pm
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May 14th, 2010 at 12:09 am
fuck you egon
January 8th, 2010 at 02:23 pm
Last one sounds about right
January 8th, 2010 at 09:19 pm
What is the last one? It looks like a cat's asshole!
January 8th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
It's your face stupid!
January 9th, 2010 at 09:28 am
Wow Dwight that's some sharp wit you have there, i haven't heard a quick wit like that since the 2nd grade.
January 11th, 2010 at 10:32 am
Or an 80's movie
January 8th, 2010 at 02:24 pm
The whole FIRST things is lame! What's the big deal?
January 8th, 2010 at 07:10 pm
NEWB!
January 8th, 2010 at 02:24 pm
Holy First christ child
January 8th, 2010 at 02:24 pm
Look closely, you can see Jesus in my FIRST!!
January 8th, 2010 at 04:27 pm
fail. I got first. suckaaa
January 8th, 2010 at 02:26 pm
Fuck all three of you. Eat that cat poop you mad of!
January 8th, 2010 at 02:54 pm
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Even spelled correctly, your statement baffles me.
January 8th, 2010 at 04:09 pm
I once threw-up in the snow outside a party and I swear that the resulting image in the snow was a perfect Virgin Mary staring back at me. My girlfriend saw it too. I drank many more beers that night and in the morning had no hang over.
January 8th, 2010 at 07:26 pm
Most of these Jesus blotches may as well resemble Rasputin or somebody else who would give the god botherers nightmares. With no amount of imagination can I make anything holy out of the landslide photo.
January 9th, 2010 at 02:02 am
What's so holy about Snoopy on that 6th pic?
January 10th, 2010 at 07:58 pm
That's not Snoopy, dumbass! It's Stewie!
January 9th, 2010 at 09:17 am
Wow, no way dude that is totally incredible. Holy Taco dude!
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January 9th, 2010 at 09:30 am
Jesus Christ...
January 9th, 2010 at 02:54 pm
Ah, yes, a lot of grainy pictures that vaguely depict a human-like form possibly with a beard/long hair/female figure.
Definitely divine. If god is out there, I hope he is a lot more clever than toying with gullible idiots thinking they found an effigy of his son in their cheetos.
January 9th, 2010 at 04:36 pm
dumbesterest of all postses i readededed.
January 9th, 2010 at 04:41 pm
Some of these are definitely out of a book I saw about 20 years ago called "Simulacra"- I think the last one is actually Rolf Harris's cat.
January 9th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
OMG! god does exist! on a piece toast, a grape, a tree, a leaf, a cheeto! secretly, i see santa claus everywhere, the bums on the street, my grandpa, tim allen movies
January 11th, 2010 at 12:10 am
Cheesus, Mary Mother of Egg. Are ppl serious. If that's the case i've eaten Jesus quite a few times. This post just makes christians look like nutters. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Taco, GET FRIENDS! Jesus is not real, people are real.
January 11th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I don't think there is any thing else to say
January 11th, 2010 at 06:09 pm
Holy shit!
January 11th, 2010 at 06:10 pm
Let's worship that dog's bung.
January 14th, 2010 at 09:46 pm
meh looks more Charles Manson to me
January 15th, 2010 at 09:40 pm
i see an ape man on the banana, che guevarra on the leaf, bin laden on the teeth xray and toasted bread, a 50's actress on the pancake
January 18th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
I think I've got them figured out:
April 4th, 2010 at 09:53 am
OMG capt obvious, i love that!!!
January 26th, 2010 at 09:36 am
THE HOLY DEUCE!!! -
A movie about a virgin mary shaped poop.
http://www.vimeo.com/4637649
January 29th, 2010 at 10:24 am
Hey that movie is playing in Austin next weekend!
http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=7108
April 1st, 2010 at 05:33 pm
That first Cheato is shaped like Baphomet!
June 18th, 2010 at 11:25 am
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