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25 Holy Images In Everyday Things

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36 Responses to "25 Holy Images In Everyday Things"

  1. chris says:

    OMG! god does exist! on a piece toast, a grape, a tree, a leaf, a cheeto! secretly, i see santa claus everywhere, the bums on the street, my grandpa, tim allen movies

  2. John WOodson says:

    Wow, no way dude that is totally incredible. Holy Taco dude!


  3. Capt. Obvious says:

    I think I’ve got them figured out:

    1. Frankenstein’s Monster
    2. Isis
    3. Hanuman
    4. Miss Piggy
    5. Jaws from James Bond movies
    6. The Final Judgement with Mount Rushmore on top
    7. the Blair Witch
    8. Marlene Dietrich
    9. Shmoo
    10. The Quaker Oats Guy
    11. A Turtle
    12. Zach Galifianakis
    13. Iceman (ironic, no?)
    14. Whirling Dervish
    15. smiley face (on the left)
    16. The Candy Bar of Turin
    17. Nutella
    18. Gangrene?
    19. Charles Manson
    20. Hugh Laurie
    21. Thumbs Up (LSD inspired)
    22. California Raisin
    23. Just Salsa
    24. Mold
    25. Dogastrophe
  4. An Onny Mouse says:

    Jesus Christ…

  5. Anonymous444 says:

    Some of these are definitely out of a book I saw about 20 years ago called “Simulacra”- I think the last one is actually Rolf Harris’s cat.

  6. dudeithurts says:

    I don’t think there is any thing else to say

  7. i like stupid crap says:

    dumbesterest of all postses i readededed.

  8. Family Man says:

    meh looks more Charles Manson to me

  9. Ann O'Nymous says:

    OMG capt obvious, i love that!!!

  10. Anonymous1 says:

    Ah, yes, a lot of grainy pictures that vaguely depict a human-like form possibly with a beard/long hair/female figure.

    Definitely divine. If god is out there, I hope he is a lot more clever than toying with gullible idiots thinking they found an effigy of his son in their cheetos.

  11. mamogramography says:

    That first Cheato is shaped like Baphomet!

  12. antu says:


  13. optometrist says:

    i see an ape man on the banana, che guevarra on the leaf, bin laden on the teeth xray and toasted bread, a 50′s actress on the pancake

  14. DoubleDeuce says:

    Hey that movie is playing in Austin next weekend!

  15. Deucearama says:

    A movie about a virgin mary shaped poop.


  16. Chuck says:

    Cheesus, Mary Mother of Egg. Are ppl serious. If that’s the case i’ve eaten Jesus quite a few times. This post just makes christians look like nutters. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Taco, GET FRIENDS! Jesus is not real, people are real.

  17. Bonethefish.com says:

    Holy shit!

  18. Bonethefish.com says:

    Let’s worship that dog’s bung.

  19. Schmaco says:


  20. ChinStrap says:

    fuck you egon

  21. Schmaco says:

    fail. I got first. suckaaa

  22. First says:

    Look closely, you can see Jesus in my FIRST!!

  23. WTF says:

    Wow Dwight that’s some sharp wit you have there, i haven’t heard a quick wit like that since the 2nd grade.

  24. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    It’s your face stupid!

  25. Olala says:

    Or an 80′s movie

  26. EGON says:

    Last one sounds about right

  27. Ben says:

    What is the last one? It looks like a cat’s asshole!

  28. DonkeyXote says:

    What’s so holy about Snoopy on that 6th pic?

  29. dirtyBOOTS says:

    That’s not Snoopy, dumbass! It’s Stewie!

  30. SoapScum says:

    I once threw-up in the snow outside a party and I swear that the resulting image in the snow was a perfect Virgin Mary staring back at me. My girlfriend saw it too. I drank many more beers that night and in the morning had no hang over.

  31. DUMB says:

    The whole FIRST things is lame! What’s the big deal?

  32. Philosopher Part 2: Bigger and Blacker says:


  33. Holy Taco says:

    Holy First christ child

  34. Holy Taco says:

    Fuck all three of you. Eat that cat poop you mad of!

  35. Puff says:


    Even spelled correctly, your statement baffles me.

  36. Dig B says:

    Most of these Jesus blotches may as well resemble Rasputin or somebody else who would give the god botherers nightmares. With no amount of imagination can I make anything holy out of the landslide photo.