HT might as well have named this 25 Bartenders in Bikinis. Honestly, it doesn’t take stripping down to your lingerie to make you an attractive (rather, hot) bartender. I thought you knew better, HolyTaco.
1) Cute face; fakest tits I’ve ever seen.
2) Who let the Ooompa Loompas out the Chocolate Factory?
3) Face so ugly it should be a crime.
4) Gigantic ears; weird smile.
5) Razor-sharp nose.
6) Skirt made of duct tape.
7) Pointy nose. No tits; funny mouth.
9) Appears to be taking a massive shit.
10) Huge skank; fake tits.
11) Greasy asian; elf hands.
12) Cellulite.
13) Smushy face.
14) Old; insane.
15) Fran Drescher.
16) Edward James Almos.
17) No tits; huge lips.
18) Retard face.
19) HOLY SHIT, SHE’S PERFECT. Some one tell me her name!
20) Pedro Martinez.
21) Mustache.
22) Ripped off a man’s leg.
23) Ugly face.
24) Clown mouth.
25) Lesbo hair.
Ewww, Red Bull Cola?!? That last picture ruined the whole damn article.
And just so you’s all know, i would rather drink my own semen than willingly drink Red Bull Cola. Just throwin’ that info out there, in case any of y’all are interested….
Now, in all seriousness, Red Bull Cola tastes like diluted sewer water. Y’know those cola-flavoured ice pops that came in long plastic wrappers? When they are melted in a semi-solid and drank, they tase similar to Red Bull Cola. And that semi-solid also tasted like sewer water.
Nothing hot about the asian ones.
Fag
HT might as well have named this 25 Bartenders in Bikinis. Honestly, it doesn’t take stripping down to your lingerie to make you an attractive (rather, hot) bartender. I thought you knew better, HolyTaco.
Our women are too exotic for you Donkey…fag.
As a percentage, I wonder how many have STD’s?
All of them, and I should know.
1) Cute face; fakest tits I’ve ever seen.
No tits; funny mouth.
2) Who let the Ooompa Loompas out the Chocolate Factory?
3) Face so ugly it should be a crime.
4) Gigantic ears; weird smile.
5) Razor-sharp nose.
6) Skirt made of duct tape.
7) Pointy nose.
9) Appears to be taking a massive shit.
10) Huge skank; fake tits.
11) Greasy asian; elf hands.
12) Cellulite.
13) Smushy face.
14) Old; insane.
15) Fran Drescher.
16) Edward James Almos.
17) No tits; huge lips.
18) Retard face.
19) HOLY SHIT, SHE’S PERFECT. Some one tell me her name!
20) Pedro Martinez.
21) Mustache.
22) Ripped off a man’s leg.
23) Ugly face.
24) Clown mouth.
25) Lesbo hair.
well done sir, well done
i like your style
There are only 24 women there. Your argument is invalid.
Get a life you spaz. I can’t believe someone kept scrolling up and down just to deliverately comment on each chick. fucking douche!
(yawn) wow, trashy girls in slutty outfits that will prolly give out if you slip them a large bill.
What else is new?
More asians! ):/
FIRST
Gotta love the haggard-looking one in the 3rd pic.
looks just like fergie
More like Axel Rose
I’d have a shot on all of ‘em !
I’m gay so none of these did anything for me
Now I really need a drink at the bar!!!
*runs off*
I know it’s a long shot, but does anyone have the names of any of these girls?
seriously?
(Fucking stoker)
Good Lord son…put that diseased piece of flacid flesh away and come rim my hairy ass.
1 Darlene
2 Brittni
3 Meagun
4 Mecedes
5 Bambi
6 Joann
7 Britney
8 Ashley
9 Britteney
10 Katsumi
11 Shasha
12 Penelope
13 Indira
14 Roseann
15 Annika
16 Layla
17 Angelina
18 Britney
19 Ashlee
20 Zulu
21 Wanda
22 Yolanda
23 Marissa
24 Britnee
25 Starla
Yeah the second to last one is bob’s mom.
Ewww, Red Bull Cola?!? That last picture ruined the whole damn article.
And just so you’s all know, i would rather drink my own semen than willingly drink Red Bull Cola. Just throwin’ that info out there, in case any of y’all are interested….
RB cola is awesome. you’re an idiot.
Now, in all seriousness, Red Bull Cola tastes like diluted sewer water. Y’know those cola-flavoured ice pops that came in long plastic wrappers? When they are melted in a semi-solid and drank, they tase similar to Red Bull Cola. And that semi-solid also tasted like sewer water.
This sucks without a bar name and city to go with each picture
25 very good tips.
you can’t score unless you take a shot!
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