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26 Responses to "25 Hot Oscar Winners"

  1. Masshole says:

    “Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?”

    “Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?”

    “’74.”

    “Meg Ryan.”

  2. DonkeyXote , says:

    Jack from any era for me!!!!

  3. anybody says:

    Oi, where’s miss Hepburn?

  4. Tim Robbins says:

    I’d rather play with Jack’s.

  5. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    Susan Sarandon’s tits should have gotten an honorable mention.

  6. Ben Affleck says:

    The oscars are for fags. It requires no talent to act. However, if you have a deficit of talent, you can be a bad actor.

    No, I’m not just jealous cause I didn’t win one and that asshole “friend” of mine got to host this year.

    Zeta Jones looks like a young Mr Miyagi… hot.
    Cruz looks like a very attractive woman… eew.

    Y’all suck.

  7. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Well than that would explain why your so bad at acting straight, or normal.

    Your massive deficit of talent.

  8. DonkeyXote says:

    It requires NO TALENT to act. However, if you have a DEFICIT OF TALENT, you can be a bad actor.

    Your argument is INVALID!

    Illogical mOtHeRfUcKeRs!!!!

  9. Drew Frank says:

    first

  10. DonkeyXote says:

    Lovin that last pic… fap, fap, fap… has a better figure than I do… fap, fap, fap… he looks just like my mom, except with smaller boobs… fap, fap, fap… aaaaaahhhh! DAMN IT ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD, SHIT MOM! HELP ME CLEAN THIS UP!!!

  11. Andy says:

    Ha? Haha?

  12. philosopher's mom says:

    i remember you from frontlines fuel of war, u p.ssy

  13. nerd says:

    Definitely right on with Charlize Theron and Halle Berry, but Cher and Hilary Swank? You should have put those as the joke pics. Barf.

  14. pratik says:

    Her ass should’ve had its own casting credit in Aeon Flux. It was grand.

  15. Justin Mieter says:

    Wow, Cher is so so amazing. She still looks good to this date!

    Jess
    http://www.total-anonymity.us.tc

  16. pratik says:

    So you’re into balding grandmas?

  17. DonkeyXote says:

    Another one! I thought I was the only one that was into balding grandmas!

  18. I love my pene says:

    Penelope Cruz!! That’s the best.

  19. WalrusPimpOfTheSea says:

    Only 8 out of the 24 are actually “Hot”, but that’s good enough.

  20. DonkeyXote says:

    I counted 4 and Penelope Cruz wasn’t one of them.

    Catherine Zeta Jones on the other hand…. Rwaaaaaaaaar

  21. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Penelope Cruz is so/so nice ass and legs, lacks it up top

    But damn it, I hate to agree with you Donkey, Catherine Zeta Jones is a damn fine smokeshow.

  22. donkeyscrote says:

    donkeyxote loves a good penis buffet. be careful, he like to use his teeth. meeyow

  23. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Damn philosopher, I knew you were desperate for a win, and for attention generally, but to impersonate me reluctantly agreeing with you, than “blasting” “me”…

    That is low even for you philosopher.

  24. DonkeyXote says:

    OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    Faggots like you LOVE sausages, big greasy ones! Pussies like you wouldn’t know what to do with a taco in the first place!

    “Ay huv toh agrie whith Dunkee, Catherine Zeta Jones is shmoken hoet” Says Dwight K. Schrute.

    Yeah right!!!!

  25. Mattman says:

    Jennifer Connolly— soooooo nice!

  26. Stick says:

    This list has no credibility due to lack of Lauren Bacall.


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