In Soviet Russia, skin cancer is unlikely. LOL
Danica Patrick looks hot in that first pic.
my damn work has ruined my spring break (replace work with masturbating schedule)
$comment = str_replace(‘work’, ‘masturbating schedule’, ‘my damn work has ruined my spring break’);
Where is the bikini top in the last pick I just see a belt
The kids face in picture three is priceless…ooo00000 “Holy shit look at this chick that just walked by!!!!”0000000oooooo………
Yeah. I guess if you like walking STDs then i’m sure these will give you hard ons. That last pics makes me want to use my jizz as suntan lotion.
The last time I used my jizzums as tan lotion, all sorts of shit got stuck on me on the way to the beach. I tell ya, pealing it off wasn’t fun either!!
I did smell of doritos that day.
ah cabron! buenas fotos, la cara del chavito es buenisima.
Put a loop in there you stupid fuck!!! If you know anything about masturbating, like I do, you’d know that one jab doesn’t quite cut the mustard!
Personally, I need at least three good strokes before I blow my wad.
That’s what she said.
Thank you Joel for touching on the bi-lingual aspect….do you fap in Spanish?….fape’…or fapisimo…or maybe its fap-a-familia? Help us out here.
Great looking group of round asses in these pics…please tell me the last one was photo-shopped…that back looks like Gramma (without the tan) when I changed her bed pan.
Hahaha! Dwight you loser, I can just show up and my sequential hermaphrodite sister will chain me to a post in the basement and proceed to suck me dry!!!
IN YOUR FACE FUCKWIT!
I’m not allowed anywhere near a beach since that incident involving a beached whale, a random drifter and some lotion…
I need to get ahold of my pathetic life.
DUDE THAT BITCH IS UGLY AS SHIT IN THE FIRST PICTURE, the one with her back to the camera, holy god MAN THE HARPOONS
Did (does) anyone think that the 8th photo from the bottom looks fake. The one in blue looks like a manakin.
The fifth picture she was about to take a beer-bong up the ass…..
Hmmm… Is that loop comment from Dwight or some jackass posing as Dwight?
It saddens me to think that the loop comment was posted with clear haste, as the original request had nothing to do with the act itself, but rather just the string that defined the act.
But to appease the idiocy:
$donkeyXotes_mouth = ‘sucking_cock’;
$spunk = false;
for($pumps = 0; $pumps < 4; $pumps ++)
if($pumps == 3)
$spunk = true;
$donkeyXotes_mouth = ‘full of spunk’;
you can’t LOL your own joke. Fag.
that looks like my x wife she spent way too much time in the sun without protection can you say skin cancer…..
ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE EXTREMELY HOT AND GORGOUS BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT WRINKLILY PUSS BAG IN THEIR THAT IS JUST DISCUSTING.
Too bad hotness and intelligence is inversely proportional, fact o life I spose. Chick in green kini on towel winzz, yumee.
is that a turd in plastic wrap or et’s mother
In soviet russia skin cancer has you!
What’s wrong with the girl in picture #18? Is her head too small for her body?
please send picture gilrs hot
first equals third, congrats on losing.
And third equals second. Congrats on not being able to fucking count.
That last picture made me hungry for bacon!
MOAR BACON PLZ !
That is the sickest thing I’ve ever heard… god let me puke!!!
Dont you just love SPring Break??
I love me some beef jerky!!! And hot sluts on spring break that are willing to go home with an illegitimate child!
fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Holy shit man, snap into a slim jim!
Oh Ben! Slip n’ snap that load in me!
Hey, FUCK YOU DWIGHT!!!
I’ve been furiously masturbating to/stalking Ben Affleck for years, so you better get in fucking line FUCKWIT!!!
I’ll snap loads into any male on the planet. Not just humans.
I hope somebody skins that last bitch when she finally dies, because I want me a leather onesie.
finally a worthy top 25 column. good recovery holy taco