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25 Hot Spring Break Girls


44 Responses to "25 Hot Spring Break Girls"

  1. joelsouza says:

    ah cabron! buenas fotos, la cara del chavito es buenisima.

  2. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Put a loop in there you stupid fuck!!! If you know anything about masturbating, like I do, you’d know that one jab doesn’t quite cut the mustard!

    Personally, I need at least three good strokes before I blow my wad.

  3. pratik says:

    That’s what she said.

  4. Justin's New-Boyfriend says:

    Thank you Joel for touching on the bi-lingual aspect….do you fap in Spanish?….fape’…or fapisimo…or maybe its fap-a-familia? Help us out here.

    Great looking group of round asses in these pics…please tell me the last one was photo-shopped…that back looks like Gramma (without the tan) when I changed her bed pan.

  5. DonkeyXote says:

    Hahaha! Dwight you loser, I can just show up and my sequential hermaphrodite sister will chain me to a post in the basement and proceed to suck me dry!!!


  6. DonkeyXote says:

    I’m not allowed anywhere near a beach since that incident involving a beached whale, a random drifter and some lotion…

    I need to get ahold of my pathetic life.

  7. obvious says:

    DUDE THAT BITCH IS UGLY AS SHIT IN THE FIRST PICTURE, the one with her back to the camera, holy god MAN THE HARPOONS

  8. TheGunny says:

    Did (does) anyone think that the 8th photo from the bottom looks fake. The one in blue looks like a manakin.

  9. Da1DatBangedYoURMom says:

    The fifth picture she was about to take a beer-bong up the ass…..

  10. Ben Affleck says:

    Hmmm… Is that loop comment from Dwight or some jackass posing as Dwight?

    It saddens me to think that the loop comment was posted with clear haste, as the original request had nothing to do with the act itself, but rather just the string that defined the act.

    But to appease the idiocy:

    $donkeyXotes_mouth = ‘sucking_cock’;
    $spunk = false;
    for($pumps = 0; $pumps < 4; $pumps ++)
    if($pumps == 3)
    $spunk = true;

    $donkeyXotes_mouth = ‘full of spunk’;

  11. leo9365 says:


  12. whattheheck says:

    What’s wrong with the girl in picture #18? Is her head too small for her body?

  13. Anonymously ill says:

    you can’t LOL your own joke. Fag.

  14. freddie says:

    that looks like my x wife she spent way too much time in the sun without protection can you say skin cancer…..

  15. seedbag says:

    Too bad hotness and intelligence is inversely proportional, fact o life I spose. Chick in green kini on towel winzz, yumee.

  16. asemani says:

    please send picture gilrs hot

  17. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    In Soviet Russia, skin cancer is unlikely. LOL

  18. Ominous says:

    Danica Patrick looks hot in that first pic.

  19. jethro says:

    my damn work has ruined my spring break (replace work with masturbating schedule)

  20. Ben Affleck says:

    $comment = str_replace(‘work’, ‘masturbating schedule’, ‘my damn work has ruined my spring break’);

    echo $comment;

  21. Hmmm says:

    Where is the bikini top in the last pick I just see a belt

  22. Joe says:

    The kids face in picture three is priceless…ooo00000 “Holy shit look at this chick that just walked by!!!!”0000000oooooo………

  23. Phil Jones says:

    Yeah. I guess if you like walking STDs then i’m sure these will give you hard ons. That last pics makes me want to use my jizz as suntan lotion.

  24. smurfette says:

    is that a turd in plastic wrap or et’s mother

  25. ewhhhh says:

    In soviet russia skin cancer has you!

  26. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    The last time I used my jizzums as tan lotion, all sorts of shit got stuck on me on the way to the beach. I tell ya, pealing it off wasn’t fun either!!

    I did smell of doritos that day.

    Mmm doritos…

  27. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Oh Ben! Slip n’ snap that load in me!

  28. DonkeyXote says:


    I’ve been furiously masturbating to/stalking Ben Affleck for years, so you better get in fucking line FUCKWIT!!!

  29. Ben Affleck says:

    I’ll snap loads into any male on the planet. Not just humans.

  30. Ben Affleck says:

    Holy shit man, snap into a slim jim!

  31. Tyler Durden says:

    And third equals second. Congrats on not being able to fucking count.

  32. viktor says:

    First! fuckers!

  33. Harry Balsagna says:

    first equals third, congrats on losing.

  34. king says:

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  35. AsianVoodoo says:

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  36. queen b says:

    fap fap fap

  37. Go Jo says:

    That last picture made me hungry for bacon!

  38. FFFFUUUUUUU says:


  39. Joe The Asshole says:

    That is the sickest thing I’ve ever heard… god let me puke!!!

  40. Jim Deeno says:

    Dont you just love SPring Break??


  41. assfinger says:

    I love me some beef jerky!!! And hot sluts on spring break that are willing to go home with an illegitimate child!

  42. Phalus says:

    I hope somebody skins that last bitch when she finally dies, because I want me a leather onesie.

  43. your dad's dad says:

    finally a worthy top 25 column. good recovery holy taco