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25 Hot VH1 Celebreality Chicks

Word came down from on high yesterday that Shaquille O’Neal has gone and done the only reasonable thing a person with his cash and status should do. He got engaged to a chick from Flavor of Love.
And not just any girl from Flavor of Love, but the winner of Flavor of Love season one, Nicole "Hoopz" Parker. That means she almost certainly banged Flavor Flav, repeatedly. Good call, Shaq!
Here are 25 VH1 Celebreality show girls.


Tully Jensen – My Antonio

Tully Jensen

Christi Shake – My Antonio

Christi Shake

Brooke Hogan – Hogan Knows Best

Brooke Hogan

Adrianne Curry – The Surreal Life


Hoopz – Flavor of Love

Hoopz Flavor of Love

Daisy De La Hoya – Rock of Love


Lacey Conner – Rock of Love

Lacey Conner

Nikki Shamdasani – Rock of Love Bus


Taya Parker – Rock of Love Bus


Tamara Witmer – Rock of Love


Ahmo Hight – Real Chance of Love

Ahmo Hight

Traci Bingham – The Surreal Life

Traci Bingham

Trishelle Cannatella – The Surreal Life

Trishelle Cannatella

Ryan Starr – The Surreal Life

Ryan Starr

Caprice Bourret – The Surreal Life


Andrea Lowell – The Surreal Life


Jenna Morasca – Celebrity Paranormal Project

Jenna Morasca

Mia St. John – Celebrity Paranormal Project

Mia St. John

Bridget Marquardt – Celebrity Paranormal Project


Vivica A. Fox – Glam God

Vivica A. Fox

Megan Hauserman – Rock of Love

Megan Hauserman

Jessica Simpson – The Price of Beauty

Jessica Simpson

Nicole Eggert – Celebrity Fit Club

Nicole Eggert

Jes Rickleff – Rock of Love



Flavor Flav Brigitte Nielsen



10 Responses to "25 Hot VH1 Celebreality Chicks"

  1. the representative says:

    fuck you rundy ass wipe.. im first not you you mother loving aunty ass shit eating son of a randy cactus eating bitch.

    also, i’ve done em all. up their freshly enema’ed asses. (i never fuck shitty asses). in front of their significant others. who are depressed now. so..there.

  2. rundycleavage says:


  3. Rick says:


  4. Rahm Emmanuel says:

    they all have dicks

  5. Barry Soetoro says:


    I’ll see you after dinner, sweetheart. Don’t forget our date to the For Man in chicago…

  6. DonkeyXote says:

    Oh right, because he’s been fucking a caucasian and his melanin pigment has somehow diminished. Gotta love your lame cartooney remarks! Woop woop.

  7. pratik says:

    If Shaq looks a little more pale than usual this season while on the LeBron-less Cavs, I guess we’ll know why.

  8. DonkeyXote says:

    How do those trannies (Traci Bingham, Nikki Shamdasani & Hopz) qualify as “hot vh1 celebrities”, let alone “chicks”. BAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!

  9. DonkeyXote says:


    Right back at ya, you fuckin’ spelling Nazis!

  10. I’m watching more VH1 except for the favor flav stuff.