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25 Hot VH1 Celebreality Chicks

 
Word came down from on high yesterday that Shaquille O’Neal has gone and done the only reasonable thing a person with his cash and status should do. He got engaged to a chick from Flavor of Love.
 
And not just any girl from Flavor of Love, but the winner of Flavor of Love season one, Nicole "Hoopz" Parker. That means she almost certainly banged Flavor Flav, repeatedly. Good call, Shaq!
 
Here are 25 VH1 Celebreality show girls.
 

 

Tully Jensen – My Antonio

 
Tully Jensen
 

Christi Shake – My Antonio

Christi Shake
 

Brooke Hogan – Hogan Knows Best

Brooke Hogan
 

Adrianne Curry – The Surreal Life

 

Hoopz – Flavor of Love

Hoopz Flavor of Love
 

Daisy De La Hoya – Rock of Love

 

Lacey Conner – Rock of Love

Lacey Conner
 

Nikki Shamdasani – Rock of Love Bus

 

Taya Parker – Rock of Love Bus

 

Tamara Witmer – Rock of Love

 

Ahmo Hight – Real Chance of Love

Ahmo Hight
 

Traci Bingham – The Surreal Life

Traci Bingham
 

Trishelle Cannatella – The Surreal Life

Trishelle Cannatella
 

Ryan Starr – The Surreal Life

Ryan Starr
 

Caprice Bourret – The Surreal Life

 

Andrea Lowell – The Surreal Life

 

Jenna Morasca – Celebrity Paranormal Project

Jenna Morasca
 

Mia St. John – Celebrity Paranormal Project

Mia St. John
 

Bridget Marquardt – Celebrity Paranormal Project

 

Vivica A. Fox – Glam God

Vivica A. Fox
 

Megan Hauserman – Rock of Love

Megan Hauserman
 

Jessica Simpson – The Price of Beauty

Jessica Simpson
 

Nicole Eggert – Celebrity Fit Club

Nicole Eggert
 

Jes Rickleff – Rock of Love

 

Yikes.

Flavor Flav Brigitte Nielsen

 

 

10 Responses to "25 Hot VH1 Celebreality Chicks"

  1. the representative says:

    fuck you rundy ass wipe.. im first not you you mother loving aunty ass shit eating son of a randy cactus eating bitch.

    also, i’ve done em all. up their freshly enema’ed asses. (i never fuck shitty asses). in front of their significant others. who are depressed now. so..there.

  2. rundycleavage says:

    first

  3. Rick says:

    SKANKS

  4. Rahm Emmanuel says:

    they all have dicks

  5. Barry Soetoro says:

    @rahm

    I’ll see you after dinner, sweetheart. Don’t forget our date to the For Man in chicago…

  6. DonkeyXote says:

    Oh right, because he’s been fucking a caucasian and his melanin pigment has somehow diminished. Gotta love your lame cartooney remarks! Woop woop.

  7. pratik says:

    If Shaq looks a little more pale than usual this season while on the LeBron-less Cavs, I guess we’ll know why.

  8. DonkeyXote says:

    How do those trannies (Traci Bingham, Nikki Shamdasani & Hopz) qualify as “hot vh1 celebrities”, let alone “chicks”. BAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!

  9. DonkeyXote says:

    Hoopz*

    Right back at ya, you fuckin’ spelling Nazis!

  10. I’m watching more VH1 except for the favor flav stuff.