Word came down from on high yesterday that
Shaquille O’Neal has gone and done the only reasonable thing a person with his cash and status should do. He got
engaged to a chick from Flavor of Love.
And not just any girl from Flavor of Love, but the winner of Flavor of Love season one, Nicole "Hoopz" Parker. That means she almost certainly banged Flavor Flav, repeatedly. Good call, Shaq!
Here are 25 VH1 Celebreality show girls.
Tully Jensen – My Antonio
Christi Shake – My Antonio
Brooke Hogan – Hogan Knows Best
Adrianne Curry – The Surreal Life
Hoopz – Flavor of Love
Daisy De La Hoya – Rock of Love
Lacey Conner – Rock of Love
Nikki Shamdasani – Rock of Love Bus
Taya Parker – Rock of Love Bus
Tamara Witmer – Rock of Love
Ahmo Hight – Real Chance of Love
Traci Bingham – The Surreal Life
Trishelle Cannatella – The Surreal Life
Ryan Starr – The Surreal Life
Caprice Bourret – The Surreal Life
Andrea Lowell – The Surreal Life
Jenna Morasca – Celebrity Paranormal Project
Mia St. John – Celebrity Paranormal Project
Bridget Marquardt – Celebrity Paranormal Project
Vivica A. Fox – Glam God
Megan Hauserman – Rock of Love
Jessica Simpson – The Price of Beauty
Nicole Eggert – Celebrity Fit Club
Jes Rickleff – Rock of Love
Yikes.
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
fuck you rundy ass wipe.. im first not you you mother loving aunty ass shit eating son of a randy cactus eating bitch.
also, i’ve done em all. up their freshly enema’ed asses. (i never fuck shitty asses). in front of their significant others. who are depressed now. so..there.
first
SKANKS
they all have dicks
@rahm
I’ll see you after dinner, sweetheart. Don’t forget our date to the For Man in chicago…
Oh right, because he’s been fucking a caucasian and his melanin pigment has somehow diminished. Gotta love your lame cartooney remarks! Woop woop.
If Shaq looks a little more pale than usual this season while on the LeBron-less Cavs, I guess we’ll know why.
How do those trannies (Traci Bingham, Nikki Shamdasani & Hopz) qualify as “hot vh1 celebrities”, let alone “chicks”. BAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!
Hoopz*
Right back at ya, you fuckin’ spelling Nazis!
I’m watching more VH1 except for the favor flav stuff.